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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "divorce" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Cheesy Jokes
Dec 17, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
For something different, I asked Chat GTP the following: “Create a joke suitable to post on cheesy jokes group in the agnostic.com website.” ChatGTP: "Why don't agnostics ever play hide and seek? Because even if you find them, you're still ...
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Dec 15, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I did a sponsored walk once. In the end, I’d managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Oct 11, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by Zealandia
What’s the best thing about voting in a democracy? You get to choose who to put the blame on.
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Feb 27, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by handell
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 13, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name. So I called her Bluff.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 27, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I found out she was seeing someone on the side.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 15, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you... Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 22, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by VIKingsCFH
Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. The judge asks Mickey, "So let me get this straight, you want a divorce from Minnie because she is crazy?" Mickey replies, "No Sir, Minnie's Fucking Goofy."
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 20, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Two newlyweds quickly realized their marriage wasn't working and filed for a divorce. The judge asked them what the problem was. The husband replied, "In the five weeks that we've been together, we haven't been able to agree on a single thing." ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 14, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"I want to divorce my wife." "On what grounds?" "She is out all night, every night, going from bar to bar." "Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating?" "No, she is looking for me."
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 4, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Therapist: "So why do you want to end your marriage?" Wife: "I hate the constant star wars puns." Husband: "Divorce is strong with this one!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 22, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by steve148
Have you ever gone through a divorce? The judge told me I'm gonna give your wife $3,000 a month. I replied that's fine your honor, and I'll try to throw in a few bucks from time to time myself.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 7, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
For breakfast, Shrek liked eggs ogre easy.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 14, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MikeEC
A divorce hearing. Mickey Mouse is suing Minnie on the grounds of adultery. On cross-examination, Minnie's attorney says: "Mr. Mouse, you accused my client of adultery, yet on direct examination, you stated that she is crazy. Would you care to ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
I need somebody bad. Are you bad?
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 25, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin
You hear about the guy who got hit by lightning 20 times? He always conducted himself properly.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 19, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin
Dam Fish A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these ...
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