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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 13, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Dyl1983

I tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.

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Cheesy Jokes

Dec 7, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia

My addiction to Helium is out of control, but... No one is taking my cries for help seriously.

Today I gave my dead batteries away. They were free of charge.

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May 10, 2019May 2019

Posted by MensaGuy63

Rattlesnake the biker went to the clinic to take the physical to get a truck driving license. "Ok," said the staff assistant, "I need a urine sample, blood sample, stool ssmple and sperm sample". "I ain't got time for all that," Snake replied "How ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Nov 23, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Gonzogopher

My family wants me to stop sharing jokes and puns at Thanksgiving, but I just can’t quit cold Turkey.

My girlfriend and I have just had a big disagreement. I think that we should catalogue all our vinyl and CDs into a dewey-decimal system. For example The Jam would be UK-post punk-J and she thinks I should get a job

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Cheesy Jokes

Oct 27, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

I once accidentally handed my ex-wife a glue stick instead of a Chapstick.......... she never spoke to me again!

It's easy once you know.

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Oct 6, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the Swiss league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire, and we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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Cheesy Jokes

Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic

What do you call an Irishman suspended from the ceiling?? Shaun D'Lear.

My doctor just told me the joke of his mishearing. He ordered his receptionist to book a customer in for a foot x-ray. Whilst making his morning coffee he repeatedly overheard her saying "genitalia" and could not understand why but then thought that ...

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May 19, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

Why don't chickens make good baseball players? Too many fowl balls.

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Cheesy Jokes

May 12, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

I bought a computer from The Nero Company. It comes with a CD/Rome burner

How do crabs get out of hospitals? (this one is a bit gross, so I apologize in advance. I heard it when I was in school—the dark ages)...On crotches...

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Cheesy Jokes

May 9, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

For my fellow musicians did the lead alto player play so many wrong notes? Because he kept ignoring the key signature-- he thought it was a suggestion. What is the difference between Kenny G and a machine gun? The machine gun repeats only 10 ...

After Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg, the ER doctor told jim "Mr. Burress I have bad news, we're going to have to amputate other wise you'll get gangrene."

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Apr 25, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by seasalttravel

Why does beer go through your system faster than water? ? Answer: Because it doesn't have to stop to change colors. Common it was funny right :) hit like if it made you smile or giggle

How does one circumcise a whale? 4 skindivers!

A guys heart stops on the operating table. He dies and goes to hell. Its great, people are drinking and having sex all over the place. He thinks " I am going to like it here. " Then doctors shock him back to life and he recovers but he still ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company."

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A 6 year old boy gets lost in the mall. The security guy says " Okay lets try and find your mummy. What`s she like? " " Vodka and bingo "

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Mar 17, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by WishYouWereHere

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Happy St Patrick's Day What do you call an Irishman bouncing off your wall? Rick O'Shea

It's tough getting old. I was on a walk with a couple of friends when I observed, "it is windy today." My first friend said, "no it's not. It's Thursday!" The other chimed in, "I am too, let's get something to drink."

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