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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 13, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Dyl1983
I tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 7, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My addiction to Helium is out of control, but... No one is taking my cries for help seriously.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Today I gave my dead batteries away. They were free of charge.
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Shared from General & Hellos
May 10, 2019May 2019

Posted by MensaGuy63
Rattlesnake the biker went to the clinic to take the physical to get a truck driving license. "Ok," said the staff assistant, "I need a urine sample, blood sample, stool ssmple and sperm sample". "I ain't got time for all that," Snake replied "How ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 23, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Gonzogopher
My family wants me to stop sharing jokes and puns at Thanksgiving, but I just can’t quit cold Turkey.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 10, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
My girlfriend and I have just had a big disagreement. I think that we should catalogue all our vinyl and CDs into a dewey-decimal system. For example The Jam would be UK-post punk-J and she thinks I should get a job
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 27, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
I once accidentally handed my ex-wife a glue stick instead of a Chapstick.......... she never spoke to me again!
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 12, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Umbral
It's easy once you know.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 6, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the Swiss league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire, and we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
What do you call an Irishman suspended from the ceiling?? Shaun D'Lear.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 22, 2018May 2018

Posted by FrayedBear
My doctor just told me the joke of his mishearing. He ordered his receptionist to book a customer in for a foot x-ray. Whilst making his morning coffee he repeatedly overheard her saying "genitalia" and could not understand why but then thought that ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 19, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Why don't chickens make good baseball players? Too many fowl balls.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 12, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
I bought a computer from The Nero Company. It comes with a CD/Rome burner
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Cheesy Jokes
May 9, 2018May 2018

Posted by Leeshi
How do crabs get out of hospitals? (this one is a bit gross, so I apologize in advance. I heard it when I was in school—the dark ages)...On crotches...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 9, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
For my fellow musicians did the lead alto player play so many wrong notes? Because he kept ignoring the key signature-- he thought it was a suggestion. What is the difference between Kenny G and a machine gun? The machine gun repeats only 10 ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 6, 2018May 2018

Posted by JohnBeret
After Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg, the ER doctor told jim "Mr. Burress I have bad news, we're going to have to amputate other wise you'll get gangrene."
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 25, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by seasalttravel
Why does beer go through your system faster than water? ? Answer: Because it doesn't have to stop to change colors. Common it was funny right :) hit like if it made you smile or giggle
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 10, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Leafhead
How does one circumcise a whale? 4 skindivers!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 31, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
A guys heart stops on the operating table. He dies and goes to hell. Its great, people are drinking and having sex all over the place. He thinks " I am going to like it here. " Then doctors shock him back to life and he recovers but he still ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company."
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 21, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
A 6 year old boy gets lost in the mall. The security guy says " Okay lets try and find your mummy. What`s she like? " " Vodka and bingo "
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Mar 17, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by WishYouWereHere
10 things
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 17, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by WishYouWereHere
Happy St Patrick's Day What do you call an Irishman bouncing off your wall? Rick O'Shea
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Doug
It's tough getting old. I was on a walk with a couple of friends when I observed, "it is windy today." My first friend said, "no it's not. It's Thursday!" The other chimed in, "I am too, let's get something to drink."
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