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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 10, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Moravian
Eye catching.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Dec 6, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Someone told me I looked like a salt shaker. I took it as a condiment.
5 comments
Shared from General & Hellos
Nov 26, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed.
3 comments
Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Nov 1, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
There is nothing I like more than sleeping through a road trip. But they’re always saying keep your eyes on the road.
2 comments
Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Sep 24, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I’m the Norse god of mischief but I don’t like to talk about it. I guess you could say I’m low-key.
3 comments
Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Aug 25, 2023Aug 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I thought I’d start off with a joke about The Titanic – just to break the ice.
3 comments
Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Apr 19, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
How many Avengers does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but they’ll destroy your house in the process.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 13, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Chicken 1: “Bawk bawk bawk, bawk!” Chicken 2: “Bawk bawk bawk, bawk!” Chicken 1: “I can’t believe we haven’t come up with a new sound yet.” Chicken 2: “Perhaps we need to think outside the bawks.”
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Feb 23, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My late uncle has left me a stately home in his will.... I haven't a clue where Sod hall is, but I'm sure it will be very grand....
2 comments
Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Feb 6, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I quit my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone!
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jul 12, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My friend who is a dairy farmer, has decided to study medicine. He wants to go into a different field.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Feb 24, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Vladimir Putin’s approval rate is 80%. The other 20% are missing.
5 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 7, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My addiction to Helium is out of control, but... No one is taking my cries for help seriously.
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Today I gave my dead batteries away. They were free of charge.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Sep 4, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Triphid
"This is Mr. Wu," says the voice on the phone to the Receptionist, " Have vely bad pain in mouth, need see Dentist urgently today prease." "Yes Mr. Wu," replies the Receptionist, "Two Thirty." "What you broody think sirry woman," yells Mr.Wu, " Of ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 3, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Aug 3, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I was sitting in a Chinese restaurant last night and it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: "You all need to start clapping!" "What a weirdo," I thought. Anyway we all started to clap and the lights came on! I said: "How did that ...
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jul 3, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by LenHazell53
A venerable Oxford professor of English was speaking with a student one day, when the boy offered him tea. "Would you care for sugar?" asked the boy. "By the way, did you know sugar is the only word in the English language where Su is pronounced Sh?"...
5 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 19, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Triphid
2 Great Danes, dogs, are standing in the Waiting room of Vet Clinic. One looks at the other and asks, " What you in here for Mate, I'm here to get my balls cut off because I humped the bitch next door and got her pregnant?" The other answers, " Shit ...
1 comment
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Oct 17, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together... At first it's boring, but then it's riveting.
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Aug 16, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid
And so did Centurion Marcus Lickus Clittorus say to Mary, " Bathe and clean yourself for tonight I am horny and my Legionaries are on guard at the Governors Palace." And did Mary bathe and was clean and did so spread well her legs and Marcus Lickus ...
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Jul 25, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Triphid
Same decade, same Century, different location and Billy Coke-bottle, Elder of the Clan, and his Clan are sitting down near a water-hole about to dine on a kangaroo that has been roasting in the coals when an itinerant Catholic Priest enters the camp....
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 6, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by TO_BY
Q: Why are frogs always cheerful? A: They eat whatever bugs them.
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 6, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Triphid
Poor old God has been in a bit of downer for the last 1,000 or so years, so the Angels have assembled and are offering him/her/it a few suggestions about taking a well earned Holiday. They go through the entire list suggesting places like Jupiter, ...
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 5, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Triphid
Prince Charles is driving around the Estates of Sandringham Castle when he runs over one the Queens prize Corgis. Quite shocked, perplexed and worried, he grabs a shovel and starts digging a grave for the dog, when the shovel breaks open a long ...
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Posted by MoravianEye catching.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....

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