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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "hope" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Shared from General & Hellos
Apr 27Apr 27

Posted by Zealandia
Here’s an eyeful joke.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Apr 3Apr 3

Posted by Zealandia
Genie granted me one wish, but with a condition that my enemy will get two times more I asked for 120/80 blood pressure.
1 comment
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Feb 12Feb 12

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Last night I dreamt I had an identical twin. This morning when I woke up I was beside myself!
1 comment
Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Oct 5, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Wish I got to see my mate Bill more often. He works for a delivery company, so only calls round when I’m out.
2 comments
Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Sep 10, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
A friend of mine told me duvets are better than quilts. I told them not to make blanket statements.
1 comment
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Sep 7, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My horse will only come out of her stable when it gets dark. She's becoming a night mare.
1 comment
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Jul 12, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My girlfriend just dumped me. She said in a teary tirade: “I can’t take it any more. You’re such a pedant. Everything I do is wrong. I loved you so much, but it’ll never be enough for you. I’m leaving now. Me and Gary are driving up North ...
3 comments
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Mar 5, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Just found two lumps on my car battery. Got them tested, one came back positive. I hope it's not terminal.
2 comments
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Feb 10, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I asked a supermarket worker where they kept the canned peaches. He said, "I'll see" and walked away. He never came back. When I saw another supermarket worker, I asked him. He said, "I'll see" and walked away. He never came back either. I got ...
2 comments
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Jan 23, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The Ding family had a son whom they named William. He grew up to become a famous architect. In fact, he traveled all over the world, designing massive structures. He was even hired to design entire cities. In fact, skyscrapers were named after him....
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Dec 7, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My addiction to Helium is out of control, but... No one is taking my cries for help seriously.
4 comments
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Nov 21, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
The other day someone left a piece of plasticine outside my front door. I didn't know what to make of it.
3 comments
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, it's also terrible.
2 comments
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Sep 15, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
1 comment
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Apr 19, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Triphid
2 Great Danes, dogs, are standing in the Waiting room of Vet Clinic. One looks at the other and asks, " What you in here for Mate, I'm here to get my balls cut off because I humped the bitch next door and got her pregnant?" The other answers, " Shit ...
1 comment
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Mar 21, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal... Elon-gate would be really drawn out.
1 comment
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Dec 14, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Oassword
Three Guys joke Three guys walk into a bar that is under construction. Only one guy walks out and regretfully the other two died. They got plastered.
3 comments
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Oct 13, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?" "No idea, they just ransomware!"
3 comments
Posts
Jul 7, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
You said everything would be back to normal after June! Ju-Lyed!
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Jun 20, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house and told my dog... we laughed a lot. ------------------- This homeschooling is not working out... I just heard my child ...
3 comments
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Jun 1, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by noworry28
I'm reading a horror book in braille. Something bad is going to happen. I can feel it.
3 comments
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Dec 20, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
Going through the attic the other day. I found an old painting and a violin. Both of them were signed Rembrandt and Stradivarius. Wow, I thought, so I took both of them down to Sotherby`s in London to see if they were genuine. The man there said that...
2 comments
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Aug 24, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Attending the funeral of a close friend I thought I recognized a lady I had not seen in 25 years. I went up to her and said, "You look like Helen Black..." She replied and walked away, "You don't look so good in brown!"
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Aug 12, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by SKH78
I satirical publication did a take off on a school yearbook. The names of some of the students: Anita Hanjob, Harry P. Ness, Bertha D. Blues, Rhea Tard, Pilar Nickersoff, Ben Z. Dreen, Dex E. Dreen, Selma Botti, Franklin Furter, Lilac A. Rugg, Fay ...
5 comments
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Jul 15, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge
Why did the Hedgehog cross the road? He wanted to see his flat mate..........
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Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

Posted by ZealandiaHere’s an eyeful joke.

Posted by RetiredHumor in the third grade.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaToday's groaner....

Posted by noworry28It's like that in the milkyway galaxy 😂

Posted by noworry28It's a time-line displacement.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaDon't run......

Posted by TOFERDWhat do you call a fish without eyes?

Posted by RetiredSad but true.

Posted by RetiredTrue always.

Posted by RetiredAre you a believer?

Posted by ZealandiaTime for a brain wave.

Posted by noworry28It's how you interpret the canvas.

Posted by RetiredI think the painter is correct.

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