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Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "mother" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Cheesy Jokes
Sep 4, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
How does a hippie polygamist count his wives? 1 Mrs. hippie... 2 Mrs. hippie... 3 Mrs. hippie...
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Mar 26, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I need to stop hanging around with pessimistic horses. Neigh-sayers never add anything to the conversation.
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Dec 17, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Severnman
I saw Mother Superior drinking beer in a pub. The strangest sight I've ever seen, bar nun.
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Oct 5, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Wish I got to see my mate Bill more often. He works for a delivery company, so only calls round when I’m out.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 23, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s hardly ever for them.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 11, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I’m not sure what it stems from. Want to turn over a new leaf, bud don’t know how.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 10, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Mother: "Why did you swallow the money I gave you?" Son: "Well, you said that the money was for lunch!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 14, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Better do as your Mother says.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 26, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Triphid
Little Jenny, just in her early teens, still quite naive as well, runs up to her mother and yells, " Have you seen my Pussy, I can't find my Pussy any where?" Then Jenny quickly runs out to her Farther and says the same to him before running off down...
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Feb 16, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Junior: Mother, I can’t find my baseball mitt. Mother: Did you look in the car? Junior: Where in the car? Mother: Try the glove compartment.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 2, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Petter
One Friday, little Tommy said to his mother, "Mummy, you know how big cats have little cats and big dogs have little dogs - why don't big trains have little trains?" "I don't know," She said, then cunningly added, "Why don't you ask Daddy when he ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 16, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by FrayedBear
Does absence make the heart grow fonder?
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 12, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Triphid
Her rather naive, young 18 year old daughter arrives home after her Drive-in movie date with her boyfriend. As the daughter walks in through the front door, the mother asks, " How was your date Sweetie?" The reply comes back, " It was good Mummy but ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 17, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Triphid
A somewhat skeptical Aussie bloke 'kicks the bucket,' and ends up in Heaven where he gets the 'Guided Tour' by a Third Class, Trainee Angel. While walking around the place the Aussie sees a barn, a wood and corrugated iron Toilet and a large ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 29, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Horseman
A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. When the barman serves it up, he takes it out to the bench in front of the bar to drink it. As he's enjoying his drink, a nun walks by, and glares at him sourly. "How can you pollute your soul with the ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 3, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Leafhead
So, i dated this astronaut for a few months. It didnt work out. Said he needed space
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 3, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge
I don't know.........? If It's not one thing It's your mother!!
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 23, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A mother was visiting her son on an Army base, and chatted with a colleague of his. "What rank are you?" she asked. "I'm relieved to say that I've just been promoted from captain to major." "Why relieved?" "Because," he replied, "my last name is ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 24, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by noworry28
What do you think?
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 1, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Two eskimos were chatting. One said, “Where did your mother come from?” “Alaska.” “Don’t bother, I’ll ask her myself!”
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 28, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A high-school student came home from school seeming rather depressed. “What’s the matter son?” asked his mother. “Aw, gee,” said the boy, “it’s my marks. They’re all wet.” “What do you mean, 'all wet'?” she asks. “I ...
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 27, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 7, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Mikey: "I ate a submarine sandwich for lunch and I think I'm going to be sick." Mother: "What makes you say that?" Mikey: "It's starting to surface."
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 27, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Jamespuck
What do you call a dog without legs? How many terms does it take to define a finite number of ideas?
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 19, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Damn it.. You know when babies were born the doctors would slap the baby on the ass to get it to start crying and breathing. But when the doctor's saw me they slapped my mother.
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