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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "movies" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Nov 16, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I got in line to watch the Oppenheimer movie around lunchtime, but I realised it was three hours long and I was starving. So I went to the Barbie queue instead.
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May 20, 2023May 2023

Posted by Zealandia
The most confusing superhero film is The Invisible Man. Very hard to follow.
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Shared from General & Hellos
May 1, 2023May 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Al Pacino is to star in a new movie about a man who wins the World Knitting Championships... It’s called 'Scarf Ace‘. I thought that was a purler of a joke. Hopefully it has you in stitches.
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Apr 29, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?” So I took her to dinner and a movie... Then dropped her off at her parents’ house.
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Apr 25, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Netflix: Do you want to watch a 10-hour movie? Me: No way! Are you insane? Netflix: How about I break up the movie into ten 1-hour episodes and you see them all in one sitting? Me: I am in!
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Feb 1, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Beware of bards during floods. They're known for luteing.
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Sep 29, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
We all have to do our part for the environment. And there are many different ways one can save energy. I normally use the couch.
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Aug 2, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by noworry28
It takes time.
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May 27, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I watched a horror movie about pogo sticks. Too many jump scares.
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Oct 22, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by noworry28
Cut it in triangles and have a piece of π.
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Oct 15, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Petter
What should you do if an irate Irish fan of John Wayne war movies throws a pin at you? ... ... ... Run like hell. He's got the grenade between his teeth.
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Jul 12, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Triphid
Her rather naive, young 18 year old daughter arrives home after her Drive-in movie date with her boyfriend. As the daughter walks in through the front door, the mother asks, " How was your date Sweetie?" The reply comes back, " It was good Mummy but ...
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Jun 3, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by TO_BY
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘Gee, I’m lonely. I wish ...
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Mar 11, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
“A cannibal once took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie?” “Gladiator?” “No, I really miss her.”
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May 27, 2019May 2019

Posted by noworry28
It's embearrassing.
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May 3, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
At a restaurant one night, the man at the next table was pulling out all the stops to impress his underwhelmed date. He crowned a lengthy list of lifetime achievements by stating, “At least I can say I have been a Hollywood movie producer.” ...
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Jan 19, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by boatdude87
Something fishy here...
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Oct 24, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by boatdude87
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
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Sep 28, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I almost had a psychic girlfriend... But she left me before we met.
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Sep 27, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
On seeing the Polar bear, I froze.
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Sep 24, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
Irishman filling in Census form. Name : Patrick Joseph Murphy Date of Birth : 21/03/1960 Sex : Once in Dublin.
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Sep 22, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by EricJones
If they start making cowboy movies in china -would they be eastern westerns?
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Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by CharlieBrown
Where there is a will, there is a relative.
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Sep 4, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by closetolucid
What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do? Stays up all night wondering about Dog
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Aug 7, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by PinkyandtheBrain
I was at a store with a girl and I told her you can have one of anything in the store I love you so much. In return she punched me in the shoulder and said this is the dollar store I said exactly.
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Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

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Posted by noworry28It's like that in the milkyway galaxy 😂

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