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Posts Tagged "priest" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

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Dec 7, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
A nun is shopping for groceries. She is pushing a stroller with a baby that is crying loudly. As she passes by the church, a priest spots her and asks sternly: “What do we have here? A little monastery secret?” “No, Father”, answers the ...
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Dec 7, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
A nun is shopping for groceries. She is pushing a stroller with a baby that is crying loudly. As she passes by the church, a priest spots her and asks sternly: “What do we have here? A little monastery secret?” “No, Father”, answers the ...
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Sep 13, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Nothing ever happens in New Zealand… It hippens.
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Jun 14, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by Zealandia
We thought our house was haunted so we got the local priest in to exorcise it. By the time he left there were no spirits left in the house at all and precious little beer.
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Oct 10, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Zealandia
When I was baptised, the priest wore a fake nose, moustache and pair of glasses. It was a blessing in disguise.
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Oct 1, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. Who invented and named the very first 'Hotdog?' A. The Roman Catholic Church did when they executed the Priest Savonarola (Sav on a roll) ....LOL.
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Aug 24, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A priest, an imam, a rabbi, a nun, and a giraffe walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look at them and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?" ------------
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Jul 25, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Triphid
Same decade, same Century, different location and Billy Coke-bottle, Elder of the Clan, and his Clan are sitting down near a water-hole about to dine on a kangaroo that has been roasting in the coals when an itinerant Catholic Priest enters the camp....
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Jul 9, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Looie
A preist and a rabbi are walking down the street on the other side a boy is walking the other way. The priest turns to the rabbi and says "Let's go across the street and fuck that little boy" the rabbi looks at him puzzled "fuck him out of what?"
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May 2, 2020May 2020

Posted by Looie
An Islamic Shaman, a Buddist monk, and a catholic priest sit down at the bar and order a drink, the bartender gives the muslim a glass of pure water, the buddist monk a glass of rice wine. then finally the catholic priest a glass of whiskey a fly ...
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Apr 25, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
A clergyman in Milwaukee has been found dead at home after injecting himself with disinfectant. They are looking into the actions of Donald Trump and he could be charged with a bleach of the priest.
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Mar 7, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.. The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type-O!"
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Sep 22, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you call a priest that’s also a lawyer? A father in law.
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Jun 26, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Man: "Do you know how much it is to rent a church singing group? Priest: "My son, do you mean a choir?" Man: "Fine Father, do you know how much it is to acquire a church singing group?"
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Mar 17, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Wesley-C
True story
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Sep 20, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
A priest was fired from the local church today. It's believed that the cannon did it.
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Sep 8, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by closetolucid
What about the guy who poured household cleaner on a member of the clergy and was arrested for a bleach of the priest
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Aug 23, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by 16classic
A little boy was standing in the lobby of a church looking at a plaque with several name inscribed on it. The priest walks up and the boy asks what all the names are for. The priest replies that those are names of the parishioners who died in the ...
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Jul 10, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Cross-dresser....
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Jul 3, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by ldheinz
A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says "we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here". The Higgs Boson replies "Without me, how are you going to have mass?"
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Jun 10, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by IAmLove
A man living in Ireland lost his dog after many years. He was grieving. He went to talk to his priest about a service. The priest said...now Mike you know we can’t be doing a funeral service for a dog....go down the street to the ...
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May 15, 2018May 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2
A priest, preacher and a rabbi were talking about how they divide the offering...the preacher said he draws a cross on the ground throws the offering up in the air and what lands on the cross is gods the rest is his. The priest said he draws a cross ...
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Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2
I went to Catholic School and all week long the Nuns would hit me for one reason or another and tell me that I was going to hell or God is going to punish me... Then on Sunday I would go to Mass and listen to the Priest talk about this loving, caring...
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Apr 25, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck
An eminent professor, a priest, and a boy scout were flying in a plane, when the pilot announces the plane is going to crash and there are only 3 parachutes on board. The pilot then grabs one and jumps, leaving only 2 parachutes for the 3 ...
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Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. And the bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”
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