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Posts Tagged "priest" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Jun 14, 2021Jun 2021

We thought our house was haunted so we got the local priest in to exorcise it. By the time he left there were no spirits left in the house at all and precious little beer.

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Oct 10, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Zealandia

When I was baptised, the priest wore a fake nose, moustache and pair of glasses. It was a blessing in disguise.

Q. Who invented and named the very first 'Hotdog?' A. The Roman Catholic Church did when they executed the Priest Savonarola (Sav on a roll) ....LOL.

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Aug 24, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A priest, an imam, a rabbi, a nun, and a giraffe walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look at them and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?" ------------

Same decade, same Century, different location and Billy Coke-bottle, Elder of the Clan, and his Clan are sitting down near a water-hole about to dine on a kangaroo that has been roasting in the coals when an itinerant Catholic Priest enters the camp....

A preist and a rabbi are walking down the street on the other side a boy is walking the other way. The priest turns to the rabbi and says "Let's go across the street and fuck that little boy" the rabbi looks at him puzzled "fuck him out of what?"

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May 2, 2020May 2020

Posted by Looie

An Islamic Shaman, a Buddist monk, and a catholic priest sit down at the bar and order a drink, the bartender gives the muslim a glass of pure water, the buddist monk a glass of rice wine. then finally the catholic priest a glass of whiskey a fly ...

A clergyman in Milwaukee has been found dead at home after injecting himself with disinfectant. They are looking into the actions of Donald Trump and he could be charged with a bleach of the priest.

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Mar 7, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.. The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type-O!"

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Sep 22, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What do you call a priest that’s also a lawyer? A father in law.

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Jun 26, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Man: "Do you know how much it is to rent a church singing group? Priest: "My son, do you mean a choir?" Man: "Fine Father, do you know how much it is to acquire a church singing group?"

Posted by Happyheretic

A priest was fired from the local church today. It's believed that the cannon did it.

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Sep 8, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by closetolucid

What about the guy who poured household cleaner on a member of the clergy and was arrested for a bleach of the priest

A little boy was standing in the lobby of a church looking at a plaque with several name inscribed on it. The priest walks up and the boy asks what all the names are for. The priest replies that those are names of the parishioners who died in the ...

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Jul 10, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says "we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here". The Higgs Boson replies "Without me, how are you going to have mass?"

A man living in Ireland lost his dog after many years. He was grieving. He went to talk to his priest about a service. The priest said...now Mike you know we can’t be doing a funeral service for a dog....go down the street to the ...

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May 15, 2018May 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2

A priest, preacher and a rabbi were talking about how they divide the offering...the preacher said he draws a cross on the ground throws the offering up in the air and what lands on the cross is gods the rest is his. The priest said he draws a cross ...

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Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2

I went to Catholic School and all week long the Nuns would hit me for one reason or another and tell me that I was going to hell or God is going to punish me... Then on Sunday I would go to Mass and listen to the Priest talk about this loving, caring...

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Apr 25, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck

An eminent professor, a priest, and a boy scout were flying in a plane, when the pilot announces the plane is going to crash and there are only 3 parachutes on board. The pilot then grabs one and jumps, leaving only 2 parachutes for the 3 ...

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Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. And the bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”

A Catholic priest once described the hearing of the confessions of nuns as like being stoned to death with popcorn.

Father O'Shaughnessy Has a Meeting. Father O'Shaughnessy was nervous because he had been summoned to the office of the bishop downtown. The priest was known to imbibe, and just last Sunday had consumed a little bit too much of the sacramental wine ...

Best friends – the Rabbi and the priest They were planning to go out for a few drinks, so the Rabbi went over to see if the priest was ready. The priest said, "I have to hear confessions for about one-half hour, but unfortunately I just got a ...

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