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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "religion" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Cheesy Jokes
Apr 15Apr 15

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Madame Gloria: "Alfred, why didn't you water the garden yesterday?" Alfred the butler: "It was raining, madam." Madame Gloria: "Well, that's hardly an excuse, couldn't you have taken an umbrella?"
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 15Mar 15

Posted by Retired
Humor in the third grade.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 19, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Hecklers Anonymous meeting... Tonight - 7pm! Bring your own boos!
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 10, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Had an air guitar party. The mime next door came around to complain.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 7, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
What do cannibals do at a wedding? Toast the bride and groom.
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Posts
Jun 2, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by BounceBack
Religion is crazy, although maybe see through nightie isn't to bad. (This song is mocking religion, the ending line is quite funny personally. Yet I really hate the absurdness of astrology.) Pete Seeger : Old Time Religion
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 30, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I’m reading a book on the history of glue.... I can’t seem to put it down.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 13, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Dyl1983
I tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
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Jan 3, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"Are you single?" "No, I'm plural." "I mean are you free this Saturday?" "No, I'm rather expensive."
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 8, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
The Invisible Man married the Invisible Woman. Their children were nothing to look at.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 6, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Did you hear about the town that legalised pot but banned alcohol? The residents were left high and dry.
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Posts
Dec 1, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I was trying to have a serious conversation with an astronaut, but she didn’t seem to understand the gravity of the situation.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 23, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, unfortunately you people didn't like it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 3, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 3, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I was sitting in a Chinese restaurant last night and it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: "You all need to start clapping!" "What a weirdo," I thought. Anyway we all started to clap and the lights came on! I said: "How did that ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by phxbillcee
Ya' think somebody 'stepped out', maybe???
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 4, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. Why don't they have telephones in the jungles? A) Because elephants keep trying to make 'trunk' calls....LOL. Joke courtesy of my 6 year old nephew Henry.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 4, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What did one skunk say to the other skunk under the church building? "Let us spray..."
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Cheesy Jokes
May 30, 2020May 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Son: Dad, why aren’t elephants allowed on the beach? Dad: Because they won’t keep their trunks up!
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Cheesy Jokes
May 4, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. What is the very last thing to go through a bugs mind as crashes head first in to the windshield of car? A. Its bum of course....LOL.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 1, 2020May 2020

Posted by Kynlei
Somewhere out there is a planet with no war, no hunger, no killing, no pollution, and no evil. Oh and no oxygen.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 4, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by boatdude87
Tee hee, tee hee...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 5, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Arg1929
As I was driving down a rural lane, I saw a man in an open field, dressed like Abe Lincoln, waving his arms and walking around talking to himself. I stopped, and he came over and shook my hand. I asked him what he was doing..."Practicing my ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 2, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish
Experts Say Insects May Be the Food of the Future Experts say current livestock practices simply won’t keep up with the worldwide food demands, and with livestock farming contributing to deforestation, diminishing water ...
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Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

Posted by ZealandiaHere’s an eyeful joke.

Posted by RetiredHumor in the third grade.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaToday's groaner....

Posted by noworry28It's like that in the milkyway galaxy 😂

Posted by noworry28It's a time-line displacement.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaDon't run......

Posted by TOFERDWhat do you call a fish without eyes?

Posted by RetiredSad but true.

Posted by RetiredTrue always.

Posted by RetiredAre you a believer?

Posted by ZealandiaTime for a brain wave.

Posted by noworry28It's how you interpret the canvas.

Posted by RetiredI think the painter is correct.

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