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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "sex" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Cheesy Jokes
May 2May 2

Posted by RobertNappi2
Did you know, to a woman sex is like snow...You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last
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Mar 10Mar 10

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I took the train to NYC today and the conductor paid me the nicest compliment as I was boarding... They said, “First class rear..."
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Feb 23Feb 23

Posted by Zealandia
My late uncle has left me a stately home in his will.... I haven't a clue where Sod hall is, but I'm sure it will be very grand....
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Nov 29, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Apparently there’s a fruit that is naturally radioactive. I think that’s bananas.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 9, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that disagrees with me." A voice from the man's stomach says, "No, you haven't."
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 15, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One requires tweetment, and the other requires oinkment.
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Apr 5, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Retired
A man rushed into a doctor’s office, shouting. ‘Help me. Doctor I’m shrinking.” The doctor said, “Now settle down a bit — you’ll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 19, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course;. I’m really struggling to get out of it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 11, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by phxbillcee
How do you convince a whale to have sex? Netflix & krill!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 21, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Kynlei
Saw this at a restaurant last night. My Mom said, "Why does that oar say either on it?" Then it dawned on us. It's an either oar.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 1, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid
A large Bull Elephant is strolling through the forest when a monkey leaps out and says, " How would like the very best Sex you've EVER had, I'm the Casanova of this entire forest you know." The Elephant looks at the monkey, thinks and then says, " ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 15, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Petter
What should you do if an irate Irish fan of John Wayne war movies throws a pin at you? ... ... ... Run like hell. He's got the grenade between his teeth.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 8, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Just 'surfing' around the Net and found this one. I'm sincerely hoping they washed it well BEFORE wearing it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 22, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Triphid
And then there's the one about a bloke who couldn't quite understand why his wife was so pissed off at him AFTER he'd gone to all the trouble of mixing Kerosene, Petrol and disinfectant together and pouring into their long-drop outback toilet. It ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 4, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by IrishTommy
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news. Patient: Give me the good news first. Doctor: You have 24hrs to live. Patient: That's the good news? What the hell is the bad news? Doctor: I should have told you yesterday.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 29, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Horseman
A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done." She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 6, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by EricJones
Waylaid-hippies describing great sex.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 23, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
Question to a salvation army lady. "Do you save wicked women?" "Yes we do" "Well can you save me one next Saturday please"
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 13, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2
Good morning Girls and Boys....
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 10, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by noworry28
Teaching sex education.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 14, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by noworry28
What's the diagnosis.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 11, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by noworry28
A little joke for you.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 29, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (with their habits partially blocking the view), three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah,...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 22, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Wangobango3
Pilgrim to the Mystic Hotdog Vendor," make me one with everything." Pilgrim to the Mystic Hotdog Vendor," I gave you twenty bucks. Where's my change?" Mystic Hotdog Vendor to the Pilgrim,"silly Pilgrim, Change comes from within."
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 3, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by Wesley-C
A guy and his date we’re parked on a back road some distance from town, they were kissing and messing around and the girl stop the guy and said, “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for ...
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Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

Posted by ZealandiaHere’s an eyeful joke.

Posted by RetiredHumor in the third grade.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaToday's groaner....

Posted by noworry28It's like that in the milkyway galaxy 😂

Posted by noworry28It's a time-line displacement.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaDon't run......

Posted by TOFERDWhat do you call a fish without eyes?

Posted by RetiredSad but true.

Posted by RetiredTrue always.

Posted by RetiredAre you a believer?

Posted by ZealandiaTime for a brain wave.

Posted by noworry28It's how you interpret the canvas.

Posted by RetiredI think the painter is correct.

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