Any ideas?

Anonbene comments on Nov 5, 2018:

My idea is for you to post a picture like that

Oh so jealous of the bodies they have ??

Anonbene comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Girls that look like that should eat a sandwich. They're so skinny I can barely see them.

Pentagon declined White House request for troops to build border detention facilities: report ...

Anonbene comments on Nov 5, 2018:

That's weird. Isn't the Pentagon required to do what Trump says?

VOTING! - Randy Rainbow Song Parody [youtube.com]

Anonbene comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Well, I for one wouldn't want Randy Rainbow to hate me so he's finally tipped the scales and inspired me to go out and vote. heck, I'm so inspired I think I'll vote twice.

Family Separation: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) [youtube.com]

Anonbene comments on Nov 5, 2018:

So sad. I wish we American households could adopt and sponsor these families

Yes, in a few days we are going to vote so....... What about a voting exam?

Anonbene comments on Nov 4, 2018:

I took the time and read what the amendments are going to be in Virginia. That was worth the time.

Has anyone here done electro , that is probably one of my favorites that I do.

Anonbene comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Oh, I get it. It's just like rubbing your feet on the carpet and touching your girl's earlobe when she's not expecting it right? *gets kicked out of the deviant group. ?

Has anyone here done electro , that is probably one of my favorites that I do.

Anonbene comments on Nov 4, 2018:

I didn't understand any of that. ?

Some Sunday Beauty!

Anonbene comments on Nov 4, 2018:

The guy in the upper left is holding in his stomach. ?

So ladies, for those of us who are independent, opinionated and in control of our lives, do you find...

Anonbene comments on Nov 4, 2018:

I'm glad you threw that probably in there. ?

@pepperjones With her permission.. Comments? I love it ?

Anonbene comments on Nov 4, 2018:

It would be a nice idea if we could change avi pics when we change rooms. Just a thought.

So I’m waiting to get my haircut.

Anonbene comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Mine always has Fox news on the telly

Which Dog Do You Choose To Protect Your Home?

Anonbene comments on Nov 3, 2018:

This yappy bastard sounds the alarm if deer are threatening waking up her two big brothers and me.

I am 7 months pregnant and in an attempt to feel sexy and attractive, I have been doing new things ...

Anonbene comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Can you picture yourself telling your mr. wonderful that you sent nudes to strangers on the internet?

I am 7 months pregnant and in an attempt to feel sexy and attractive, I have been doing new things ...

Anonbene comments on Nov 3, 2018:

The old adage of you always regret the things you didn't do comes to mind. I'm sure everyone here will be very supportive of your efforts. In my experience taking a chance always ends up building confidence and banishing fears. Good luck with whatever you choose to do. You got this kid.

As a way of introducing myself to the group, I thought I would share a photo of me soaking outdoors ...

Anonbene comments on Nov 3, 2018:

That's a thing? Glad I have Prime.

A gentle reminder...

Anonbene comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Straight Democrat ticket for me.

Candy sale!!

Anonbene comments on Nov 3, 2018:

We can all sleep peacefully because right now he's down guarding our southern border.

But he couldn't wear the heels, because of, you know, the bone-spur thing...

Anonbene comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Sure as hell would have.

Women need to be aware of the grammar police

Anonbene comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Perfect. ?

I don't think this strategy is going to work, but what do I know

Anonbene comments on Nov 3, 2018:

You were right.

It seems like someone stole my Intermission girl, I will have to post a few more then.

Anonbene comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Reminds me of Bill Murrys line from that Christmas movie. You can barely see her nipples. ?

@pepperjones With her permission.. Comments? I love it ?

Anonbene comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Hey Admin, leave her alone! Be quick boys and girls. Screenshot. Isn't she wonderful? It would be much appreciated if you other beautiful women posted a similar picture.

Shakira gif (not sure if Agnostic supports GIFs)

Anonbene comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Not yet.

I've read that a safe sex option for fellatio is a flavored condom with liquid lubricant inside.

Anonbene comments on Nov 2, 2018:

It's rubber.

FYI you can't post shirtless costume pics... who knew?

Anonbene comments on Nov 2, 2018:

This doesn't make sense.

FYI you can't post shirtless costume pics... who knew?

Anonbene comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Can moderators delete posts or is that only admins job after someone complains?

FYI you can't post shirtless costume pics... who knew?

Anonbene comments on Nov 2, 2018:

That's weird. Many of us have posted nudes and I think they're still up. In case you lost your copy I may have one around here somewhere. ?

Ben & Jerry's has named and dedicated their newest flavor against Trump's regressive policies.

Anonbene comments on Nov 2, 2018:

I like it.

At our age milfs are overrated

Anonbene comments on Nov 2, 2018:

My favorite genre over at Literotica.

Hi guys, am really enjoying everything here. Thank you all for your support and love..!

Anonbene comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Welcome. Glad you like it Elikem Samual. Feel free to jump in anywhere

I found this interesting... [youtu.be]

Anonbene comments on Nov 2, 2018:

I wonder if she had a rise in tips that day.

Elf on a shelf

Anonbene comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Our Elf on the Shelf has taken a different approach to terrorise us.

Wish I were a pet owner

Anonbene comments on Nov 1, 2018:

You can see me right?

Okay, I get it.

Anonbene comments on Nov 1, 2018:

It's me, isn't it? But Texas is in the same country as Virginia so I'm confused. Rest assured, my wife was very selective hundreds of times while we were married and no one called her a slut. She was very well liked. ?

Not Only Are Vaginal Jade Eggs Useless, They're Not Even an Ancient Remedy, Study Finds In these ...

Anonbene comments on Nov 1, 2018:

But the anal jade eggs are still good right? ?

Woof. ((Why do I need at least 10 characters for a post?

Anonbene comments on Nov 1, 2018:

If I can't come up with a relatable blurb I just write, 10 characters, on stand-alone pictures.

Is this true? Seems like a good idea to me.

Anonbene comments on Nov 1, 2018:

That's how we should do it. Puts us Americans to shame.

Men, this isn't really anything deviant, but I'm wondering how many men love it when a woman ...

Anonbene comments on Nov 1, 2018:

I don't have enough information to make an informed answer to this post. I think you should try to initiate sex with me so I can contribute to this subject. ??

Bumbling President Trump Booster Botches Mueller Smear, Implicates Own Mom | Rachel Maddow | MSNBC ...

Anonbene comments on Nov 1, 2018:

So funny, if I didn't know any better I would think this nonsense came straight from the stable genius of Trump and his idiot sons. Stay tuned. I think this number forwards to his Mom's cell phone if you want to say hi.

A Twitter Troll Tried To Frame Robert Mueller - The Late Show [youtube.com]

Anonbene comments on Nov 1, 2018:

This kid is still planning on this great big announcement in about 45 minutes except his "witness" just ran away. Got on another plane and disappeared. Too funny.

I've been dating women from various dating sites since my divorce 4 years ago.

Anonbene comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Relax, You're just nervous. Pretend you're not desperate. Don't stare at her chest. Don't bring up sex blatantly. Don't say things like my dead wife use to love swallowing cum where do you stand on the subject? Where do you stand on anal sex? I mean I say those things and get favorable results because I'm charming and I smile while I'm saying it but it doesn't work for everybody. ?

My SO and I are going on a cruise in January.

Anonbene comments on Nov 1, 2018:

When we want to see if other people are interested in fooling around she stands slightly in front of me and I put my arm around her shoulder and slip my hand down into her shirt and cup a breast. We keep talking about whatever we were talking about and let them respond to what they are seeing. We just act like it's normal behavior for us.

Do any of you write songs?

Anonbene comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Change Vietnam to the Rio Grande

I am remembering why I should not live alone.

Anonbene comments on Nov 1, 2018:

It takes some getting used to. It's not for the faint of heart. Hang in there.

The pumpkins are ripe and ready for plucking.

Anonbene comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Anyone else wondering how much they're asking for pumpkins? Are we talking $5 $10 or what?

This is kinda neat!

Anonbene comments on Oct 31, 2018:

She was great as Wednesday. That emotionless look on her face reminds me of my former wife. ???

Blenheim Palace dredging project reveals hidden rooms [bbc.co.uk]

Anonbene comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I love these stories.

For all you necrophiliacs out there, I won 1st prize for my “Sexy Ghost” costume! ?

Anonbene comments on Oct 31, 2018:

The bikini covering all the naughty invisible bits. ????

I don't know where some people get the idea that they're better

Anonbene comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I hate those nazi bastards

Still Berning.

Anonbene comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Oh I like that one.

Wish I were a pet owner

Anonbene comments on Oct 31, 2018:

It's those squinty eyes that'll getya

I did notice an obvious sexual Americans deviancy.

Anonbene comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Here in America if we see a nipple then the whole place will implode. We're not very bright here.

I luv a nip slip

Anonbene comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I thank all the women that make the effort to make our days just that much better

Meme a lee

Anonbene comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Or the one that just can't seem to find a girl to settle down with, Premature Lee

Not that I'm complaining...

Anonbene comments on Oct 31, 2018:

My wife's lion tamer outfit. It wasn't long before everyone found out it was only held together with a little velcro. I asked her later how many guys helped themselves and she told me she thinks all of the guys did and about half the women too.

15th century punishment for theft by the church

Anonbene comments on Oct 30, 2018:

I had my hand crushed by a wood splitter. It was pretty painful.

He is an Enemy of the State

Anonbene comments on Oct 30, 2018:

... Against all enemies, both foreign and domestic

We know that cheating on a partner is unethical, but...

Anonbene comments on Oct 30, 2018:

The reason it's a black and white issue is because one of you is lying your ass off. If you brought the subject up with your other you will probably find its not only ok with them it's probably encouraged. Women are as likely to get bored with your sex as you are with hers but you'll never find that out until you open you mouth and talk about it. I find and know several women that think threesomes and same-sex encounters are perfectly acceptable but neither one of us would know that if one of us didn't have the balls to bring up the subject in the first place. You should try it.

What Would You Tell Your 18-Year-Old Self?

Anonbene comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Don't join the Army you idiot. Get a vasectomy! Now! Today! You idiot. Oh and quit smoking. You idiot. I'm sensing a trend here I seem to be following to this day. ??

Italy to grant Zahi Hawass Social Commitment award By: Egypt Today staff Sat, Oct.

Anonbene comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Didn't he say he was about to reveal an exceptional find a couple weeks ago?

The dork knight

Anonbene comments on Oct 29, 2018:

No wonder I'm not getting any dates.

Global warming ???

Anonbene comments on Oct 29, 2018:

If you're one of those crafty Pinterest people you'll be able to start making all of your underwear with a ball of string. That should bring the cost down some.

Okay, I sent a few pictures to my FWB.

Anonbene comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Hey, wait a second. Aren't we your friends? I like boobs.

One of my hobbies that I try to avoid people knowing about is I beatbox badly but I always do it ...

Anonbene comments on Oct 28, 2018:

I sing Bob Dylan songs imitating Anthony Newley.

Debating if this will make an acceptable profile pic .

Anonbene comments on Oct 28, 2018:

I got turrets just reading that.

I want to know how you treat the people who don't like you, or who you don't like.

Anonbene comments on Oct 28, 2018:

When I don't like someone its because they've intentionally harmed others. I warn everyone else about them.

How can I find more local friends with more in common?

Anonbene comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Advertise. Invite local nones to this site.

Early voting started this last week in Texas and my wife and I happened to be out early from a ...

Anonbene comments on Oct 28, 2018:

I've been seeing posts on Twitter where people vote straight democrat and the machine changes their vote to Cruz

1960s those were the days ??

Anonbene comments on Oct 27, 2018:

Let's dance to one of them. https://youtu.be/n-XQ26KePUQ

1960s those were the days ??

Anonbene comments on Oct 27, 2018:

My first new car was a 74 chevy Vega station wagon and I think I paid $2400 for it and that was really expensive to us. I bought it new thinking a new car would have less wrong with it than a used car. Boy was I wrong.

1960s those were the days ??

Anonbene comments on Oct 27, 2018:

My first house cost $28,500 in 74 and now my daughter has been offered $550,000 for it.

1960s those were the days ??

Anonbene comments on Oct 27, 2018:

When I started driving gas was $.32 a gallon and we still had to pool our money to fill the tank

Ain't that the truth.

Anonbene comments on Oct 27, 2018:

To be fair there is no way to get off of Facebook. I can't even delete it from my phone.

Simple . [youtu.be]

Anonbene comments on Oct 27, 2018:

I hate that fucking song.

Looks like I have been double blocked by 'Betty Coleman' - I don't even know this person and they ...

Anonbene comments on Oct 26, 2018:

You were put in time out. I checked I blocked her a while back for some reason although I can't remember why I'm sure I had a good reason at the time.

Is anyone here a thigh master? ;)

Anonbene comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Must have just got back from a kidney operation. Poor dear.

You like my swimsuit?

Anonbene comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Why is that woman wearing your swimsuit?

Now that is love!!! [m.imgur.com]

Anonbene comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Hands on boobs

Does telling lies really spice up relationships?

Anonbene comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Undeniably irrefutably Yes. It depends on how good you are a telling a story.

Got! Damb! dead owmyovaries

Anonbene comments on Oct 26, 2018:

That's a funny ad.

@Admin, I'm really digging this opacity thing going on with the notifications. nice.

Anonbene comments on Oct 26, 2018:

?

I’d like to try this!!

Anonbene comments on Oct 26, 2018:

I recommend trying it. ?

Well it's official.

Anonbene comments on Oct 26, 2018:

I have it in good authority she was abducted by aliens. She will be missed.

If you could have any sci-fi gadget or technology, what would you choose?

Anonbene comments on Oct 26, 2018:

A Stargate

Do you consider yourself a good lover to your partner or spouse and why?

Anonbene comments on Oct 26, 2018:

From what I read on Yelp I'm pretty good with both of them. ?

At least we gain an hour in bed

Anonbene comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Ok, The color change isn't so bad so ill ask the obvious question. Do they stay the same size? ???

I am originally from the land of rainy hipsters so I can confirm that one ?

Anonbene comments on Oct 25, 2018:

I'm rich adjacent

Hello All! I'm new to the group and don't pretend to be an expert in Astronomy, but that hasn't ...

Anonbene comments on Oct 25, 2018:

I highly recommend it. These guys are really smart.

Who else can relate to this today? ??

Anonbene comments on Oct 25, 2018:

It's being constipated for me.

Today the 25th of October 1957 the top 10 songs of the day, do you have a favorite one?

Anonbene comments on Oct 25, 2018:

8 or 9 of them are even too white for me

Please people don't be that person.

Anonbene comments on Oct 24, 2018:

That elf on the shelf is really going too far now.

Seriously, internet, why are you like this?

Anonbene comments on Oct 24, 2018:

They misunderstood the cumin reference in the recipe.

Patsy Cline was my Dad's favorite singer.

Anonbene comments on Oct 23, 2018:

And the up and coming star did alright for herself.

Remember this kitchen item? My Mother used one a lot.

Anonbene comments on Oct 23, 2018:

I hear the Saudis still do.

You look fine ???

Anonbene comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Whenever she asked me, how do I look? That's what I say, without looking at her, so talking to some men may as well be talking to a wall

Based on the internet searches, this is a picture of what you were looking for.

Anonbene comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Bought a lady friend her first smartphone. It went as well as you would expect. ? Me: type in, BBC Deane: oh my GAWD! Me: Told ya. ?

Wow this area is full of Right Wingers! I know if we lose it wasn't because I didn't vote.

Anonbene comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Good for you. Thank you.

Oopsie! My bad..

Anonbene comments on Oct 22, 2018:

I'm accidentally going to send that to folks too. ?

Well, I have something unusual to report.

Anonbene comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Are you sure you don't know ten people in our age group that doesn't have bottles of powerful pain relievers in their medicine chests? Every old person I know does.