Thoughts on sexual profile question?

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Based on the feedback below maybe you should offer a choice of mature adult or immature adult sections. Lest a stray naughty word or picture offend the sensitive.

Thoughts on sexual profile question?

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2018:

That's much better Admin. Hey can we post boob pics yet? Non salacious but on topic to prove a point or two?

Perfection, baby!

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2018:

My biggest problem is I satisfy far too many women sexually.

Now that I am 50, I think about death more than I would like to.

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2018:

We here at the Really Real Association of Real Psychics* International Brother and Sisterhood have some really good and some kinda bad news for you. The good news is you are going to live for another 40 years. The kinda bad news is because you did decide to go to work tomorrow at a place you don't belong in the first place and you are staring at your phone looking for responses to this posting and not paying attention to traffic you are going to get hit by one of those electric self driving cars and get smashed to bits. You'll be kind of famous for 15 minutes as you will be the only guy ever to be hit by an autonomous car with no one in it that drove right over you and kept on going. Broken bones and blood just everywhere. You'll be something like the original Captain on Star Trek. That guy in a machine that rolls around and can only flash a tiny light when asked a question but no one can figure out if the light is a yes or a no because we didn't set that kind of thing up before hand. I mean really who would walk out in front of a car? You can't speak or eat so you'll be fed through one of those tubes that stick out a hole in your chest and another two tubes will empty your stuff into something. My psychic eye can't exactly see what your draining into or on to. Might just be the floor. You'll see and hear and know everything that's going on and your wife will assume it's ok with you if she bangs Brad and Dave from the office at the same time right in front of you so as a devoted wife she can keep an eye on you to make sure you're ok. She's a dear isn't she? I know what you're thinking now. Mary Margaret O'Sullivan! you always told me that was an exit not an entrance apparently that was a lie along with that not swallowing bit. You bitch! But remember. On the bright side you won't die for another 40 years. ? * it might be physics or psychics we're not sure of the spelling yet.

Would you, or would you not?

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Maybe but she would have to be pretty and topless and have free beer and free WiFi then I would follow her around and pretend to be interested in what she is saying just like I do to my girlfriend now.

What small act of kindness was once shown to you that you'll never forget?

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2018:

50 years ago Sherrie Holbrook let me touch her boobs. Hands down the single most influential thing that ever happened to me in my life.

MEN: What would your reason be for asking a woman what she does for a living, upon meeting her?

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2018:

I would like to know because I've always wanted to meet a woman that does animal husbandry so I can pretend I don't know what that is so she can tell me she gives hand jobs to horses. Gawd that would be hilarious.

This Is The Secret Meaning Behind The Devil's Number 666

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2018:

When I got 666 followers on Twitter I knew I had finally attained my life's goal.

Sexual Compatibility - How better to phrase it?

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Did you ever flash your tits in public? (Mardi Gras beads) Do you like or love anal sex? Do you swallow cum? Would you go to a swingers party. Ever had a threesome? Ever fucked a person from another race? If your answer to these questions is no way, never or I'm not going to answer that then we're done here. If you're not mature enough to answer these common experiences honestly then you and I certainly wouldn't be compatable. This is life not a guessing game.

"Looking for someone into fitness." Is this the PC way of saying "no fat chicks?

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2018:

For me exercising is so boring when you're doing it alone. If I were to put a reference to wanting someone that's into exercising it would be because I needed an inspiring friend that could get me off my ass. I'll walk run swim with anybody if they'll be patient with my slow pace at first.

I started writing a book a few years ago.

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2018:

It sounds a bit like this preacher from my hometown. He was holier than everybody while he was getting $60k a year plus gas but since they wanted to send him to Appalachia with a big pay cut he said fuck that and now he works at Lowe's and tells me where the light bulbs are and talks about religion as a pretty good gig until they weren't paying him enough. Now he never mentions it. Finish your book just for the feeling of accomplishment. That's enough.

Anyone willing to try?

Anonbene comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Hahahahaha yikes.

Star Trek vs.

Anonbene comments on Jul 8, 2018:

How can you not love Star Trek Wars?

In case you had missed it

Anonbene comments on Jul 8, 2018:

See! Some guys can talk some women into doing anything.

Would you get married if you met the right person and what would the marriage actually mean to you?

Anonbene comments on Jul 8, 2018:

The right woman for me would never agree to something like that in the first place.

200+ members!!! We are one of the fastest growing groups on Agnostic! :) Let’s vote on whether...

Anonbene comments on Jul 7, 2018:

I volunteer my living room for live chat sessions.

[literotica.com] Whatever you're into there are stories for it here. Scroll down.

Anonbene comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Advice from an old man that's been there done that. This is related to an answer I gave below about being honest with yourself and potential mates. I see so many posts and replies here about people being lonely and not finding the "right" person. Be upfront. You are an acquaintance of mine and if I were to invite you to a party you might normally ask what's the theme or the occasion. I would tell you it's a birthday surprise or Halloween party right? No problem. But what if I told you it was a suit and lingerie party or a remote vibrator party or key or wife swap party? You would know to come or not to based on your interests. Why not do that with your new boyfriend or girlfriend on a first date so the other person knows whether to cum to your party or not? Try it.

Hello , I found my people !!!

Anonbene comments on Jul 4, 2018:

Hey Rick glad you're here you look great quite the dresser and you look really intelligent oh hey now that we're friends can I borrow $20? Don't you just hate that God stuff? ?

Happy 4th to All.

Anonbene comments on Jul 4, 2018:

I would have said something like Trump is an imbecile that's going to get us all killed and then told anyone that wanted to disagree not to say anything so She doesn't get upset because she doesn't want to talk about politics then yell at them for bringing it up in the first place.

When did you last have sex with a partner? (A 50 and over confidential poll)

Anonbene comments on Jul 4, 2018:

3 hours ago and I have pictures (she insisted)but I guess you still can't post them here. She came over unannounced, treated me to lunch, straddled me, orgasmed and left. Wait what was the question?

Men, what would you think of a woman if they were forward with you and asked you out on a date.

Anonbene comments on Jul 4, 2018:

Asking men out on dates is always about sex. Like all mammals you're measuring up a suitable mate. If you asked me over to fix a sink leak I would assume it's about plumbing. You could still be measuring me up as a suitable mate but I wouldn't be thinking about sex. I would be thinking about the seventeen bottles of shampoo you have under the sink that you should have cleared out of the way before I got there. It's not complicated.

Why are Men threatened by Intelligent hard working women?

Anonbene comments on Jul 4, 2018:

I find that people that claim to be intelligent aren't by virtue of the claim itself. May as well claim to be a stable genius. I also notice that people that can sit in an air conditioned office chair for 8 hours with breaks for drinks snacks and lunch claiming to be working hard a bit of a stretch.

Anybody Tried this? Results?

Anonbene comments on Jul 4, 2018:

Hey, wait a minute... Looks legit. ?

If you were to go to a ComicCon like convention, what superhero, cartoon character etc.

Anonbene comments on Jul 3, 2018:

I don't know anything about that stuff but just wondering if there is a superhero that goes around to comicons and kills all the people dressing up as superheroes because I would probably be dressed up as that guy. Just to make you folks wonder. Is he THAT guy or just dressed up like THAT guy?

Are you mellowing with age or leaning toward the get-off-my-lawn end of the spectrum?

Anonbene comments on Jul 3, 2018:

You can fuck my wife if you want to but don't you dare park on my lawn while you're doing it. ?

What happens when the polar ice melts? Come on...think about it.

Anonbene comments on Jul 1, 2018:

For those of us that live above 200' of sea level we'll have to build a wall to keep out the flooding coastal immigrants from invading us with their rapists and murderers and I'm sure some of them are nice people but do we really want to take that chance? For Rent or Lease: Ocean front spare room in the Appalachian foothills. $20 million starting bid.

How many of you like to video your ... proceedings?

Anonbene comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Of course and just like you've seen in movies the women that have watched them later complained about their weight, thighs, cellulite, the sounds they made, the faces they made but not the close ups of the sex itself and almost without exception they wanted to do it again with better lighting

How much of your sexuality is wrapped up in purely physical things?

Anonbene comments on Jun 26, 2018:

No matter how much we have in common it always boils down to her attitude about sex.

Toys......Yes or no????? Big?, small?, bumpy?, smooth?, vibrate?, cucumber?, eggplant??? hand,???

Anonbene comments on Jun 26, 2018:

I think I could buy a decent used car with all the money I spent on dildos vibrators handcuffs and butt plugs. One of my lady freinds even bought me a display case for them. ?

Job hunting is like numbly pulling the lever over and over on a slot machine that's programmed to ...

Anonbene comments on Jun 25, 2018:

Why don't you become they? Why don't you be the boss? Start your own company.

What’s the best thing about you?

Anonbene comments on Jun 24, 2018:

I'm pretty good at not having sex.

What's your all time favourite rock guitar solo?

Anonbene comments on Jun 23, 2018:

You're all wrong https://youtu.be/bW5M5xljdCI

Sarah Sanders says restaurant owner in Virginia told her to leave - CBS News

Anonbene comments on Jun 23, 2018:

I think this is the first thread I went down and clicked thumbs up on all of you. ? Good job citizens! ?

My sister is getting married in October in a catholic wedding(I know, Blah).

Anonbene comments on Jun 23, 2018:

Entertain yourself checking out the bridesmaids. There's a high percentage several of them will be willing to show you where the coat closet is later. ?

Why do conservative Christians feel oppressed?

Anonbene comments on Jun 23, 2018:

I've come to believe it's more of a ploy or tactic they've used since childhood to get their own way. I now pounce on the opportunity to laugh at them and their pretend tears.

MOST MEMORABLE SEX SCENES In non-porn movies.

Anonbene comments on Jun 23, 2018:

Sorry, body double.

What activities do you participate in regularly that are environmentally friendly and do your ...

Anonbene comments on Jun 22, 2018:

I recycle houses. Instead of letting them go to landfills I take them and give them away. In the next day or two I'll be auctioning a log house on eBay to raise money to help pay for related costs. Both get moved and saved.

Hello, I'm new to this group and Not qualified but have been very curious my entire life and never ...

Anonbene comments on Jun 22, 2018:

Did you ask her if she wanted to try a threesome or go to a swingers party when you first met? Did you bring it up later? I mentioned I wanted to try a threesome to my current lady freind and at first she had the normal reaction of NO WAY IN HELL I WOULD EVER DO SOMETHING SO DISGUSTING but after a few days her curiosity got the best of her and she brought it up again by asking me how would a threesome work? We've since done it a few times and now she asks if I might call so and so to come over Saturday night.

Apostle Paul's King James Bible Up For Auction

Anonbene comments on Jun 20, 2018:

Is it a signed first edition? I think I got ripped off on this Magna Carta signed by it's author Abrahim Lincoln

Society seems obsessed with 'super-heros' but what about REAL heros?

Anonbene comments on Jun 19, 2018:

This woman hero fascinates me.

Do the sexes really like each other?

Anonbene comments on Jun 19, 2018:

Is the problem marraige itself? The contractual legal obligation to force you into this relationship with very real legal penalties if you don't follow its rules the thing that screws up great friendships?

What are some effective ways to get out of your broke, depressed, hopeless slump?

Anonbene comments on Jun 19, 2018:

If you are depressed and hopeless because you're broke Thats an easy fix. Place this ad in the local paper once a week for four weeks. "FREE Demolition. Call Jessie at (phone#)" People will call you because they don't want to pay $10 to $25k to demolish a building. When you see some buildings you like give the guy a $1 for the salvage rights for 90 days. Auction the houses on eBay, NO RESERVE MUST BE MOVED and keep the proceeds from the auctions. The ads might cost you $40 If you or anybody else wants to do this and has questions or need encouragement you can text me at 434-709-5947 Tom

Hi everyone! New here in Columbus Ohio. what brought you to agnosticism?

Anonbene comments on Jun 15, 2018:

I stopped believing in religious stuff so many years ago I can't really remember why I did it so I came here because I heard atheist girls are easy. Upon closer detailed study that particular rumor has since been proven to be false.

Missing my little companion sooooo much.

Anonbene comments on Jun 15, 2018:

They do make us love them don't they? Go get another one soon.

Well.

Anonbene comments on Jun 11, 2018:

Maybe it was the only way to get the message to you?

You have to make love to my mind.

Anonbene comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Not this old trope again. Every couple of weeks some religiously trained person that's full of shame and guilt brings this subject up to get validation for their lives and spread guilt about yours. Absolutely no one in the entire history of mankind ever requires an emotional attachment to have sex. It's nice if you have it but it isn't required because if it were required you would never masturbate or own dildos. The only thing missing from that post is the phrase "sanctity of marriage" Your emotional attachments to people are separate from your physical needs. Your central nervous system doesn't give a crap who or what is bringing you to climax.

Attended my first Poly Kink Munch last night. It was fun! Good conversation.

Anonbene comments on Jun 9, 2018:

Although I don't know what that is it does sound fun so I'll host one. It sounds a little like the lingerie and suits parties we had back in the day.

I got the first cabinet done.

Anonbene comments on Jun 9, 2018:

Very nicely done. I wish I had an Ikea for my kitchen cabinets.

Do you think churches should lose their tax exemption status?

Anonbene comments on Jun 8, 2018:

Yes and no or with conditions. If you are granted tax exempt status it should be required that your books should be published in public so we contributors can see if you spend our money wisely. A PDF saying you spend 12% on admin doesn't tell us anything.

What are your thoughts on Samantha Bee apologizing for the epithet she used to describe Ivanka ...

Anonbene comments on Jun 8, 2018:

She should not have apologized.

As a responsible world leader, you have been given the task of finally bringing to a halt the ...

Anonbene comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Take the choice of pregnancy out of women's, one persons hands, all together by making it commonplace for teen boys to freeze sperm and get vasectomies. When they are older and SOBER they can choose when to assume the responsibilities of family and children instead of having it forced on them. No more "accidental" unwanted pregnancies. Fewer broken families, less stress on natural resources, less poverty, less divorce, less abuse, less domestic violence, less suicide, less mental health issues due to the stress of providing and caring for larger than wanted family and above all less people.

So I’m hiking in Big Bend Nat.

Anonbene comments on Jun 6, 2018:

They dropped that practice shortly after they found out bees love watermelon too.

Friday I will go on my first France, Switzerland and Germany adventure! I am over the moon with ...

Anonbene comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Say yes to everything. Works well for dating too.

My daughters grandparents gave her a wooden cross blessed by a bishop.

Anonbene comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Keep it but tell the kid it does have a magical power in that it might come in handy some day to use as kindling to start a fire to warm the room.

If you could choose to design and be awake inside a lucid dream, where would you go and what would ...

Anonbene comments on Jun 4, 2018:

I can do that. I fly and visit with my dead wife.

I'm monitoring a vicious FB debate over dress codes in our society.

Anonbene comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Are we back in Sunday School again?

I highly recommend the Pl@ntnet App! It's for identifying plants,you snap a picture and upload it to...

Anonbene comments on May 31, 2018:

I've wanted this for a long time, thanks

I post this here for Memorial Day in remembrance of all those whom we have lost in war times This ...

Anonbene comments on May 25, 2018:

Great job Duke.

Thought you all would appreciate this. I had it made bought it on Amazon.

Anonbene comments on May 24, 2018:

Hey @Admin, that deserves a bump up to 8 or 9 right there. Get on that.

NFL Bans Kneeling During The National Anthem | HuffPost

Anonbene comments on May 23, 2018:

Remember, the only reason the anthem is played is that the Pentagon pays for it as a recruitment tool. If the Pentagon stopped paying for it we would never hear it again. It has nothing to do with patriotism. Kneeling for it, on the other hand, is very meaningful and respectful to those of us that get brutalized by the police.

So.

Anonbene comments on May 23, 2018:

That indifference bit may never go away. It can be ignored and forgotten about but sometime something will remind you and it will piss you off all over again but that feeling will go away quickly once you get away from the thing that triggered it.

How do you handle being gawked at by either complete strangers or just people you could know?

Anonbene comments on May 22, 2018:

If a woman is staring I do what any gentleman would do. I offer to autograph her boobs. If it's a guy staring I tell him it was my twin brother. ?

How should I cook these chicken wings?

Anonbene comments on May 21, 2018:

Over my house. ?

What are your views on meaningless sex?

Anonbene comments on May 21, 2018:

Oh please. What a bunch of nonsense in this thread. Conveniently ignoring your use of masturbation dildos and vibrators. Everyone likes meaningless sex. Some of you have to rely on it. All sex is beneficial.

I have returned, alive and well, from the great state of Maine.

Anonbene comments on May 19, 2018:

Our family reunions are held at Sebago Lake. My sisters live there too. Too cold for me though.

Is anybody famous on Agnostic? Anybody a member of a famous person's entourage?

Anonbene comments on May 19, 2018:

Dana Loesch blocked me in twitter. ?

I asked a person walking down the street if, like American Atheists, there was an American ...

Anonbene comments on May 18, 2018:

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Another school shooting.

Anonbene comments on May 18, 2018:

The parents? Are you referring to the people that voted the Republicans into office to protect their second amendment rights? Those parents?

What's your take on manscaping?

Anonbene comments on May 18, 2018:

I have my girlfriend shave me.

And I'm already seeing the thoughts and prayers all over Facebook ... will our governments ever act?

Anonbene comments on May 18, 2018:

The "government" that you speak of is doing exactly what the parents that voted them into the office of these dead kids wants them to do. Things are going exactly as planned. The dead kids are merely collateral damage and an inconvenience but that's a small price to pay for having guns and all the protection and security they provide us.

When it comes to what I believe vs what you believe are Atheist any better than theists?

Anonbene comments on May 18, 2018:

Scientists and doctors seem to be getting better results than thoughts and prayers.

What do you think should happen to people that have sex with animals?

Anonbene comments on May 18, 2018:

Katherine wouldn't be as Great and tourism in Tijuana Mexico would drop off significantly.

Ladies would you be comfortable being a sister wife ?

Anonbene comments on May 18, 2018:

I'm trying to get my girlfriend another guy right now so I can get some peace and quiet around here. Edit update: having just spoken to her about this it turns out a bisexual woman that just loves antiquing would be fine too.

Catholics, if I may.

Anonbene comments on May 17, 2018:

I remember to this day the exact second it happened. Confirmation ceremony. 12 or 13 yo. Leaving the church we had to kiss this guys ring. I just walked past him and my mother told me to go back and kiss his ring. I did. As soon as his knuckle hair touched my lips I knew. I went back to my mother and said I was never going to church again and she said, I understand, you don't have to. Thanks, Ma.

I never understood the statement, "I want to give back.

Anonbene comments on May 15, 2018:

What a callous thing to say.

Robert Reich: The Poor Should Work Harder, but Billionaires Deserve a Break—Right, Trump?

Anonbene comments on May 15, 2018:

Why don't you just go ahead and become a rich guy if that's what you want?

You decide the consequences..

Anonbene comments on May 14, 2018:

That's a weird question. How are we defining murderer? What type of murderer? When is a murderer not a murderer? A lot depends on the color of your skin doesn't it? Is a soldier, who is also a person, a murderer if he goes to another country and kills people that never did anything wrong to him or us? Is a President that sends troops to kill people that never harmed us a murderer? Is George Zimmerman a murderer? Obviously not but Trayvon Martin is still dead. Is the cop that killed Michael brown a murderer? Obviously not, he even got a million dollars given to him. Is the cop that shot Phil Castille a murderer? Is the man that came home and found his wife in bed with another man and killed them both a murderer? Can he be rehabilitated? Would he ever do that again? Not likely. Is a drunk driver that kills a family a murderer? When is a murderer not a murderer when is an innocent person a murderer?

How do you politely request someone to stop preaching to you?

Anonbene comments on May 14, 2018:

My neighbor tried that about a month ago in my house. I was not in the least polite with my response.

What would you do if you get to know that your girlfriend is cheating on you?

Anonbene comments on May 14, 2018:

Question my sense of ownership.

I’m guiding my office on a hike this Friday as parod a “morale” day, and the trail that won ...

Anonbene comments on Apr 3, 2018:

I would love to see those tracks

What movie trope is the worst?

Anonbene comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Dads are stupid and violence solves everything. Grrr.

I end my book with the line: There's only one war: The War to Save the Environment.

Anonbene comments on Apr 3, 2018:

I only remember the last line of a sf book I read 40 years ago. Men may come and go but Earth Abides. It was kind of comforting.

Any religious public figures that you admire?

Anonbene comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Jimmy Carter and John Fugelsang

What does it mean to you when a members starts to follow your posts?

Anonbene comments on Apr 3, 2018:

If I ever get a lady follower I imagine it's because they're enthralled and entertained with every word I say and wants to have the sex thing with me but are just working up the courage to ask. Or gathering evidence to be used against me in a court of law. I hope it's the former and not the later. I'll just wait right here until that day comes... and waits... and waits...

Mother arrested for allegedly using stun gun to wake son for Easter church service - ABC News

Anonbene comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Oh c'mon. That's funny.

I got my T-Shirt! I may have to do a little free advertising at the park this weekend!

Anonbene comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Looking good.

What WON'T you do?

Anonbene comments on Apr 3, 2018:

There's no way in hell I would have sex with any woman on this site at my house pictured in my bio that is located in Cascade Virginia on a road with the same name as the town even if she came to my door that is always unlocked and stripped all her clothes off and threw herself at me. Don't believe me? Well, I would like to see you just try it young lady today or any day after today and see what happens. ?

Do you use texting when you're in a fight with your significant other?

Anonbene comments on Apr 3, 2018:

After I tell her to stop texting but she goes on and on about something I'm not willing to pursue I make up fake girlfriends that are just pulling in that are much younger, thinner, bigger boobs, smaller butts that just love doing disgusting things with me. She hated the fictional Donna for months. She still bugs me by insisting on settling her problems with text, never face to face. I keep making up new girlfriends.

What's the best pickup line you've heard?

Anonbene comments on Apr 2, 2018:

First time we met she stuck her finger in my face and said "you're taking me out to dinner tonight and my names Diane" I eventually married her.

Atheists make up their own fantasy morals and meanings of life. [patheos.com]

Anonbene comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Ditto

If you had to list the three biggest issues you think the world faces in order of seriousness, what ...

Anonbene comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Too many people. Belief in things that don't exist. Poor education.

Ive been painting loads of portraits with a view to showing them.

Anonbene comments on Apr 1, 2018:

I love that picture.

How do you feel about the person you're dating talking about their ex?

Anonbene comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Depends on the context. If she says, WOW, Whew! my ex never did THAT to me before! Is that even legal in this state? I'ld be ok with it.

Do you ever experience euphoria? What's usually responsible for it?

Anonbene comments on Apr 1, 2018:

In my case, friction.

Hi all. I've just signed up today and was wondering what everyone is doing this/Easter weekend?

Anonbene comments on Apr 1, 2018:

For the 972 day in a row I'm still trying to trick, I mean woo one or more of these beautiful kind women over to my den of iniquity, I mean my humble abode to do debauchery, I mean politely converse with about their feelings and shit but so far no luck. Hmmm.

Critical evaluation

Anonbene comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Nowadays most of the weirdest stuff on the internet is true.

Newbie here ?

Anonbene comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Hello person, did you bring brownies because we're all out? Say something.

I am an atheist and were going to church tomorrow with the family! If you were in my shoes, would ...

Anonbene comments on Apr 1, 2018:

I would stay home and clean the house, lay out a nice brunch, baste the turkey etc

Just for fun

Anonbene comments on Mar 31, 2018:

My brother lived across the street from christinas world

How will the advent of self-driving cars change your life or the lives of others?

Anonbene comments on Mar 31, 2018:

For most errands they can't get here soon enough for me. I can pretend I'm rich and am getting chauffeured around.