Ha ha 'n guffaw!

Anonbene comments on Aug 24, 2018:

I can verify that women in this age group, mine, are quite enthusiastic where penises are concerned.

The reason we can't have nice things.

Anonbene comments on Aug 24, 2018:

And Kill a bus load of kids this past week?

Have a sexy Friday!

Anonbene comments on Aug 24, 2018:

I have the exact same problem trying to button my jeans too.

Tell me a heartwarming story, I could use some kindness and cheering up today.

Anonbene comments on Aug 24, 2018:

I like you.

Adrian! Pauly!

Anonbene comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Hilarious

???????

Anonbene comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Audience enhances

I'll leave this right here....

Anonbene comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Did one of the women here post that?

Lock him up! Lock him up!

Anonbene comments on Aug 23, 2018:

We follow the same twitterers

American schools, aye aye aye!

Anonbene comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Someone had to put a circle there because too many people couldn't figure out what the problem was

I've been very diverse in companion choices, marriages, boyfriends, dates over my lifetime.

Anonbene comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I'll let you know if and when an older woman shows an interest in me other than the restraining orders they keep sending me. I swear I've never even been to Oregon.

My girl and I are going to start trying "backdoor" stuff.

Anonbene comments on Aug 22, 2018:

She asked you? Then she has done it before. Lots of times. No, really, lots of times.

To reuse or not to reuse, that is the question.

Anonbene comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I do that with complete buildings people no longer want. Anyone willing to do some carpentry for a few months can get a free house for themselves. Blow up this picture. Notice I just cut the nails holding one wall to another. Laid the walls down on a trailer and pulled them home.

sheWasRight

Anonbene comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Oh yeah. She was right all along.

Personal stories harm caused by religion.

Anonbene comments on Aug 21, 2018:

You can see the harm it causes all over this site by reading what the church taught some about sex. Very harmful. Shame and guilt.

Hi guys, I'm new this group.

Anonbene comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Welcome Pook, sounds like fun. Add a vibrating feature and ill buy one.

@SiteSupport I accidentally 'unapproved' a comment. Is there a way to reverse the action?

Anonbene comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I think it was probably from that kid that fell through the ice in a last desperate plea for his life. But don't worry about it he wasn't that nice of a kid anyway.

What's your favorite way to celebrate your birthday?

Anonbene comments on Aug 20, 2018:

A fancy train trip?

Dream's post disturbed me, and made me think (thanks, Dreams! ?

Anonbene comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I don't have that much experience with this but I would think right before the chloroform and scalpels come out would seem a good time to use that safe word.

What the actual fuck.

Anonbene comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Well, you did say you are open to meeting people. ?

I need to post something here and I'm not really sure how to go about this.

Anonbene comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Don't get your hopes too high Kenny because I think after she divorces Trump he will probably deport her.

Deep thoughts

Anonbene comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Nice books! ?

Talk about a pain in the ass

Anonbene comments on Aug 19, 2018:

?

when I switched from community to dating the 3 profile pictures on the top of my home screen has ...

Anonbene comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Same here, admin told me to change my miles to change faces. I got one new face.

Sometimes love hurts

Anonbene comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Fisting is far more common around here than fist bumping and far more appreciated from the sounds I'm hearing.

Most recent photo on your phone or computer. No cheating. ?

Anonbene comments on Aug 19, 2018:

I don't want to enter any text

Just made some planters from spare decking boards... they look nice with a lick of paint

Anonbene comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Very nice

Have you heard the term, "toxic masculinity"?

Anonbene comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Yes, but what I haven't heard about is toxic femininity.

Have you and/or your partner(s) learned some of the more sultry or sensual dance styles and used ...

Anonbene comments on Aug 17, 2018:

You look great!

Maybe this is the solution to my problem?

Anonbene comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Same thing happened to mine.

One delicious hot pun.

Anonbene comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Adding to the groan factor. ?

Sucker mom. Not to be confused with soccer mom

Anonbene comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Nice rack. Oh give me a break. You guys would still do her. Just before running her off a cliff but still.

Would you walk across the street, yes or no?

Anonbene comments on Aug 17, 2018:

My wife use to pay me for not doing that anymore. ?

Am I the only one that is suspicious of people that don’t have at least one clear picture of ...

Anonbene comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I noticed that in 100% of your pictures you're wearing clothes. What are you hiding? ?

Forever and ever you will stay in my heart, and I will love you. Aretha Franklin

Anonbene comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Heck. You could have sent me that in a private message. Now I'm blushing all over the place.

Pay Attention To Your Woman

Anonbene comments on Aug 17, 2018:

That's not all she wants.

Advice for the ladies

Anonbene comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Don't look at her tits at all and count how many seconds it takes before she either loses her confidence or decides you're gay.

Advice for the ladies

Anonbene comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I would just assume you're nearsighted.

Evolution timeframes get a rethink after scientists take a closer look at Earth's first animals

Anonbene comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I'm still baffled about the millions of years between the different dinosaur groups. Cretaceous Jurassic Triassic Mesozoic. Dinosaurs lived for millions of years here. Us. Only a couple hundred thousand. Amazing.

I'm an optimist, my husband is a pessimist.

Anonbene comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I'm a realist and I'm quite optimistic about it. Eric Idle: ? always look on the bright side of life?

I might be stupid but if my partner who claims to love me more than she's ever loved anyone before ...

Anonbene comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Yes. Your relationship is a farce. Go get another woman.

How does one go about hiring a gigolo? Asking for a friend .....

Anonbene comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I use Square.

Hello all! I’ve been visiting for quite some time and was too timid to let my freak flag fly.

Anonbene comments on Aug 15, 2018:

We've been waiting for you. ????

I have a friend who is a member of Agnostics, who is living on the East Coast.

Anonbene comments on Aug 15, 2018:

I'll send her $200 if she'll contact me. She'll need a phone # registered to a PayPal account and that registered to a bank account. She can have the money right now.

If you were invited to an orgy with strangers, how many of you would accept the invitation?

Anonbene comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Everyone is a stranger until you meet them. So unless you're talking a KKK rally I would probably show up. Ps. You're new, hit the 3 bars and you can edit

I’d rather help my Uncle Jack

Anonbene comments on Aug 15, 2018:

One is being helpful the other is a very real and important job called animal husbandry.

As some of you know, one of my passions is costuming.

Anonbene comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Model some of what you made for us.

Do you like hosiery? If so, what kinds? Where do you like to shop?

Anonbene comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Jess, is that you? I like nylons but not pantyhose.

As part of my effort to create a tight-nit inner circle loyal only to me so that I may rule this ...

Anonbene comments on Aug 13, 2018:

And may I suggest a new motto?

He may lick you to death LOL

Anonbene comments on Aug 13, 2018:

They're all over the place. These two keep following me everywhere. Be careful out there.

Listen to Bette.

Anonbene comments on Aug 13, 2018:

She's such a weirdo wanting all that crazy stuff. Doesn't she know we have to build a space force to protect us from aliens and Klingons and such?

Thoughts on why so many single men mention their porn habits on dating sites and/or this one?

Anonbene comments on Aug 12, 2018:

It should be a requirement to notify others what your sexual preferences are other than you have an inny and I have an outy so we should get along just fine if you're here to date. On my profile, I make it clear I will not waste time with any grown adult woman that thinks pictures of adults making love to each other is somehow offensive. I use the terms inhibited versus uninhibited to keep immature women away from me intentionally. It's actually quite offensive that on this site adults are making moral judgments about what anyone thinks on such a universally agreed upon necessity to creating life itself. Your spouses must be really annoyed they you keep your eyes shut the whole time you make love because looking down and seeing it would otherwise send you into paroxysms.

Although some people in this group might be ok with that.

Anonbene comments on Aug 11, 2018:

I may be going out on a limb here but I'm thinking many here have already done that.

Anybody else think this is sexy? LMAO

Anonbene comments on Aug 11, 2018:

I giggled.

My first post, took me a lot to even join up.?

Anonbene comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Hello and welcome. I think you've already decided to go and I encourage it. Me and my wife and a couple of girlfriends have gone at different times. Enjoy the fear anticipation and anxiety that you are feeling now. Like going on a rollercoaster. It's a great part of the experience you'll only feel once. Universally people think one of the worst things they will ever experience is being naked in front of a group of people. Going and getting over this fear will fill you with confidence you will have for the rest of your life. You probably are imagining that 50 people are going to stop and stare at you, all the music will stop and people will point at you and say things. No, that's not going to happen. You can walk around topless and just talk to people. That's very freeing. Don't listen to these guys suggesting you go through hours of psychoanalysis with your spouse to see if you both are stable enough to go there. I asked my wife if she wanted to go to a swingers party and she said, sure. You both had sex with other people before separately go have sex with others together. Concerned about a negative experience? That's just silly and here's why. YOU CAN LEAVE ANYTIME YOU WANT TO. YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE TO GET UNDRESSED IF YOU DON'T WANT TO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING WITH ANYBODY IF YOU DONT WANT TO. On the other hand. Fantasize about every sexual scenario you can imagine trying and choose the one you would most like to do or see and go do it. Threesome? Foursome? Gang bang? It's all ok possible and likely if you want to. Enjoy. $100 says you both are going to love it. Come back and tell us how it went.

I spent a couple of years in South America in 2011/12&13 and one of the places we visited was ...

Anonbene comments on Aug 11, 2018:

They all look too new.

Its the weekend

Anonbene comments on Aug 11, 2018:

She's a babe.

Oh my!!! Power outlets ???

Anonbene comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Wrong hole! Wrong hole! ?

Will trade this pest for three USB cords.

Anonbene comments on Aug 10, 2018:

She is kicking her big brothers asses here.

Will trade this pest for three USB cords.

Anonbene comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Full disclosure. A lot of stuff in the laundry basket ends up in the yard. She eats the other boy dog's food and beats them up too. One is only 65 lbs and the other one is 100 lbs so... You've been warned.

How many remember eating this growing up?

Anonbene comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Oh thanks for reminding me. I've got to Google succotash and get it back into my dietary rotation. Other than that delicacy yeah. They were awful. ?

Listening to your heartbeat.❤❤❤

Anonbene comments on Aug 10, 2018:

3 glasses of Chardonnay produces the exact same result without knowing anything at all about He-man protector nonsense.

Friends— Life has been super busy lately, and I’m starting to question whether I have ...

Anonbene comments on Aug 10, 2018:

I nominate Jeremy Taylor and NN and ThinkTwice Also why not three part-time moderators?

Thoughts on Interracial Dating & Marriage

Anonbene comments on Aug 10, 2018:

My girlfriend is a big fan of interracial "dating". She loves getting her brains dated out any chance she can get. ? It's fine with me. And of course, there's Halle Berry

Does anyone else find it ridiculously annoying and counter productive that when you type a long post...

Anonbene comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Yes. ?

Do you work with that one person who never ever stops freaking talking. EVER.

Anonbene comments on Aug 10, 2018:

No but I date one.

Got my divorce papers today.

Anonbene comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Here we go again.

My weekend forecast, what's yours? ?

Anonbene comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Checking to see where you live of course ? Grants Pass? ? Crap. May as well be Narnia?

Rolling Stones; Would this song even be released today?

Anonbene comments on Aug 10, 2018:

It is still politically correct now. For those of you thinking this isn't relevant and going on today and will continue into the future are kidding yourselves. All couple relationships are competitively sexist power struggles to see who's the boss. Today it is quite acceptable to hear women saying blatantly sexist things similar to what Mick said.

Are you Opimistic about the future of the Human Race?

Anonbene comments on Aug 10, 2018:

All humans will die. All humans will cease to exist the moment you or I no longer do. What is so important that humans should continue to exist at all? We are simply a destructive invasive species on this planet.

Didn't Ray-gun want a space force when he pulled the Star Wars program out of his hemorrhoid riddled...

Anonbene comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Yes, but it was being worked on way before that. I was in a top secret role in the Pentagon in 73 that was presenting av shows to Congress Senators and CEOs were shown how to build space based weapons. That was during Nixons presidency.

Making China great.

Anonbene comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Union made or Made in China Affordability A Sad state of affairs

At least I have all the episodes of The Office.

Anonbene comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Noooooooo shiiiiiiiit

Any of you find as you've got older that your sex drive has diminished?

Anonbene comments on Aug 10, 2018:

So we're just going to ignore the difference between an 18 year old body and a 60 year old body? Ok.

It's Not Always Just About Sex

Anonbene comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Change the genders and reread it

Men - If you take sight and hearing out of the equation, what other ways can you determine if your ...

Anonbene comments on Aug 10, 2018:

She texts me in braille. Then I text her back and remind her to pick up milk on the way home. ???

What kind of humour do you like ??

Anonbene comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Self deprecating.

When you're not done fighting....

Anonbene comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Sounds like something my girlfriend would do. ?

How have your requirements in your ideal partner changed as you have aged? Has it changed at all?

Anonbene comments on Aug 10, 2018:

I use to think, and was told, my opinions wants needs and desires weren't important. I have decided they are. If she doesn't have a sense of humor now which includes and ability to laugh at herself then that's now a big no but I too am fair game. A 40, 50 or 60-year-old woman with the same attitude toward dating rules and sex is the same as they were when they were a teen then that's unacceptable now. Pretending you're a born again virgin or acting coy is nauseating now. If she still thinks anyone else's opinion of our relationship is more important than mine is, is something I don't put up with anymore. As in, flashing your tits at Mardi gras to get beads is a no-no because what if my Mom, sister, daughter, church, town folk or anyone else found out? So, yes, things change with age, experience, and maturity.

Yes, please.

Anonbene comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Nah. If you want me to read a book you're interested in you're going to have to show me your tits first. This isn't high school.

Why won't men listen?

Anonbene comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Woman rounds corner and rolls her car into a ditch.

Bi-sexual goose.

Anonbene comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Proof that guys will fuck anything and just like I told my wife. You and your sister are identical twins so how was I supposed to know which is which? To which she replied. I'M THE ONE THATS EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT YOU IDIOT! HUH, I'll have to start paying more attention.

We're holding all our hope in Mueller.

Anonbene comments on Aug 9, 2018:

There's just so many criminals to pick from. Come on Robert pick one from the White House.

I always wondered.

Anonbene comments on Aug 8, 2018:

You never think there will come a day when you'll be happy to be fucking grandmas did you?

just testing How tolerant or intolerant this site is. The picture is from Wikipedia: "labia"

Anonbene comments on Aug 8, 2018:

That's a weird compilation. I recognize a few of them. ?

Why do people post pictures of their motorcycles on dating sites.

Anonbene comments on Aug 8, 2018:

At our age I like to impress the babes with a picture of my golf cart. She can use it to cross the driveway to get to the garden. Growl, am I right ladies?

Should I laugh or be upset.

Anonbene comments on Aug 8, 2018:

I hope I can remember where we left the car at the end of this.

Lateritious adjective of the color of brick; brick-red.

Anonbene comments on Aug 8, 2018:

That's a new one. ?

Religion like a penis

Anonbene comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Excellent response to the sexists that also happen to be the religionists. Or vice versa.

Astronomers Have Detected an Intense And Mysteriously Low Frequency Radio Signal Coming From Space ...

Anonbene comments on Aug 8, 2018:

NASA scientists have decifered the signal folks. It turns out it's just polka music from our old Lawrence Well shows with a note attached saying. No thanks, you guys are on your own.

Bargain Vasectomy Clinic

Anonbene comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Its not quite that bad.

Do men have a duty to provide?

Anonbene comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Well you can get yelled at for working too many hours and missing out on the wife and kids life or you can spend more time with the wife and kids and be yelled at for not making enough money for what the wife and kids are being deprived of. ??

A Woman With Her Guard Up

Anonbene comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Because...

[thefederalist.

Anonbene comments on Aug 8, 2018:

They aren't silencing anyone. We've all heard the bullshit before. They got to say it once and once was enough. It was proven to be lies and it was rejected. If anyone wants to say batshit crazy lies they can do it among their family and friends or as we are seeing now they will get sued in public court.

Since joining this great group of people, I’ve had several men take a look at my profile.

Anonbene comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Its not your pictures. Its this big bright red flag. " I am not into hook-ups, casual encounters, or friends with benefits" I read. Don't contact me unless you have a diamond ring in your hand and as soon as I say hi to you, you are obligated to marry me. What do you think creating a relationship with a man entails?

I'm sure this will bring the people I'm talking about out of the woodwork but I have to say that I'm...

Anonbene comments on Aug 7, 2018:

That's what the block buttons for. Use it liberally. I know it may be hard to believe but there are some women on this site that aren't in love with me yet. Crazy world we live in huh? I hear those guys over in astronomy are pretty smart.

I have been sex-obsessed since age 11 or 12.

Anonbene comments on Aug 7, 2018:

I'm in your age group and find very horny widows quite easily. Have you asked around?

So if she/he asked you to play one song to win their heart what would it be?

Anonbene comments on Aug 7, 2018:

A touching love song all women melt for. https://youtu.be/UrRhkY9CIz8

Don't take my name in vain.

Anonbene comments on Aug 7, 2018:

For people that wondered how decent Germans would do what Hitler wanted. Take a good look at these people's faces. Trump's very real faces of hate. These are the type of people that will happily carry out his orders to put you in ovens.

Have you ever had sex in a vehicle?

Anonbene comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Yesterday on a riding lawnmower. ?

I've been curious about the men in my area on this site who are interested in meeting women, and so ...

Anonbene comments on Aug 7, 2018:

I agree with you Rose. I learn most about people by reading their responses to other people's questions.