Not technically a meme but still really fun.

Anonbene comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Thanks. I did not know that.

Good morning, Everyone! Today's topic: Lying. How do you define it?

Anonbene comments on Aug 7, 2018:

It is a requirement when dealing with the fairer sex. Women love it when you lie to them and yes they know when you're doing and expect it. As in. Do I look fat in this? Oh no dear.

What do you call your mother-in-law?

Anonbene comments on Aug 7, 2018:

I called her Linda her real name was Marie. I just liked fucking with her.

So, @Admin has been consulted on the matter and it is official: Even though it is not pretty yet, ...

Anonbene comments on Aug 6, 2018:

That's nice.

Giggled a little, not gonna lie...

Anonbene comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Great reference. ?

Guys has this ever happened to you?

Anonbene comments on Aug 6, 2018:

All the time. It's so humiliating. Women are so pushy.

I don't know if anybody has noticed, but that asshole revamped the Whitehouse.

Anonbene comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Did you really think Trump and co would ever pay attention to that? Really?

Straw Bale home on the inside and my daughter doing the electrical.

Anonbene comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Neato!

My country - full of class [iflscience.com]

Anonbene comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Humanity rocks! Aren't penises great? Is there nothing human ingenuity can't accomplish? Well done.

So, ever since my divorce, I have only wanted sex.

Anonbene comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Yes it is very common and normal and goes for both sexes. Ever heard of the gay divorce' or the merry widow? In the old days gazillions of people make the mistake of marrying the first person that shows them genitalia and suffer in silence for 30 or 40 or 50 years never getting sexually satisfied. Then they find they aren't the only ones that feel that way and it's off to the races. Don't be surprised when she says she never wants to get married again but wouldn't turn down you inviting a couple of your friends over. Yeah that happens too. Now get out there and say hello you stud you. No seriously go outside. Now. Put the phone down. Stop reading this! Shoo!

Something's going on here...

Anonbene comments on Aug 6, 2018:

There's probably a lot of call for that. After I heard that there's a business for just cuddling, no sex, I'm not shocked at much anymore. Who wouldn't want their feet rubbed at the end of a long day?

A Sisyphean task.

Anonbene comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Ain't that the truth.

My shih tzu decided to snuggle against me in bed last night instead of sleeping on his pillow at the...

Anonbene comments on Aug 6, 2018:

She gets scared of thunder.

Some of you are bound to like this photo. (Not my own.)

Anonbene comments on Aug 6, 2018:

That's some fancy knot work. I remember the last time I tied up a girlfriend and a wife like that but by the time I got to the end I forgot why I did it in the first place and went to take a nap. Oh the little woman still tells that funny story at all the family get togethers with the kids and grandkids all gathered round. To this day she never hesitates to remind me that I forgot the ball gag and nipple clamps. The kids always get a big kick out of hearing that story.

Do you and your lover ever watch porn or an MA rated movie together, and what kind?

Anonbene comments on Aug 6, 2018:

No. Now we make them.

What is your favorite position to have intercourse?

Anonbene comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Doesn't matter but there should be several people involved. Those days of boring monogamy sex are a thing of the past when I still believed in the myth of sole mates.

I know the subject of age difference has come up a few times here.

Anonbene comments on Aug 6, 2018:

I would chastise her nerve and exclaim how dare she stand in my living room completely naked arms thrown wide begging me to do anything I want to her. I would wag a judgemental finger at her and sternly explain why that would be so wrong repeating everything I heard in church and ask her what's wrong with her. I would point out how perky breasts and smooth skin and no cellulite and no stretch marks and no spare tire around her waste and no scars and no face wrinkles are so unattractive and send her to a nunnery to get her life straightened out. Nah, just kidding. I'll fuck her and love every second of it. ?

In G-d we Trust I am a plaintiff in a case against the government printing “In God We Trust” on...

Anonbene comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Which God? Proof that he exists. The burden is me explaining to my children that this god guy is mythological. Unless the court can prove he exists your honor.

I had another date last night.

Anonbene comments on Aug 5, 2018:

? I'm looking pretty good right now ain't I? ? I was only going to eat most of your oysters and go home and ignore your texts. A perfect date. ?

Fill in the blank. If someone would invent__________________they would get all my money.

Anonbene comments on Aug 5, 2018:

A woman that liked penises.

Hi, I decided to stop being a voyeur and join.

Anonbene comments on Aug 5, 2018:

And fyi you don't have to stop being a voyeur either. We Deviants will welcome you with open curtains. ?

So, I am turning over a new leaf.

Anonbene comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Good for you. Put yourself out there.

Op-Ed Sorry Elon Musk, But It's Now Clear That Colonizing Mars Is Unlikely — And A Bad Idea ...

Anonbene comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Boo hiss

Yes Ms.

Anonbene comments on Aug 5, 2018:

It's in reference to women here for community that often voice their opinions that EVERYTHING in their lives that ever went wrong is always the men's fault. Just look for one post of a woman complaining how a guy treated her and then read the many responses supporting her one sided claim. It's sort of a Munchausen by proxy mental health problem that every woman that responds sides on the side of the complainer fulfilling her need for attention. Without any proof or validity of her claims. It's sexist.

Hi :) I'm not sure how active this app is, but I'm looking to meet new people in the ...

Anonbene comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Best bet, advertise. Place an ad in your local classifieds and invite the nones agnostics and atheists to visit this dating site.

I have 2 dozen Gulf coast oysters.

Anonbene comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Feels a little bad for Cakes predicament. Me: Looks left. Looks right. Realizes. Hey! I'm anybody!

Old McDonald

Anonbene comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Even though women swear up and down they want, above all, you to be honest. They are lying their asses off and being dishonest.

What is your favorite form of relief?

Anonbene comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Call a friend.

Ok Ladies; so there's a youngish scantily dressed woman in the supermarket the other day.

Anonbene comments on Aug 5, 2018:

No. She was teasing her husband who was standing behind you. Average women would never do this. That's why you shouldn't date or marry average women unless you like average women that is.

What's going on with Melania lately?

Anonbene comments on Aug 5, 2018:

She tweets something nice about the black basketball player and he invites Hope Hicks to go for a plane ride. Spiteful much? You bet he is.

Seems quiet in these parts for a Saturday night. Whats everyone doing ?

Anonbene comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Everyone is over in Deviants group chat room

Is it real?

Anonbene comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Unless you're repelling down a mountain then you should trust the guy that has let down people the most times.

Hello.

Anonbene comments on Aug 4, 2018:

The only thing you have to remember about foreplay is to tell her you're a virgin. She'll take it from there unicorn. ? you got this.

Hey there sex nerds! Chat starts in 45 minutes (10 pm EST).

Anonbene comments on Aug 4, 2018:

In case you needed the exact word for what you're about to do.

'Insidious': Emails Show Trump White House Lied About US Poverty Levels to Discredit Critical UN ...

Anonbene comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Which should make everyone doubt any numbers that come out of this administration. Job numbers unemployment numbers factory numbers popularity approval numbers. THEY LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING. They even lie about lying.

I'm heading out to Joshua Tree National Park on Friday, August 10th, with my son (13 yrs old) to ...

Anonbene comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Is that where our oldest trees are?

Your job?

Anonbene comments on Aug 4, 2018:

That's what you get for not putting the shovel back where it belongs KAREN!

When dating someone new when should one reveal they have odd sexual proclivities?

Anonbene comments on Aug 4, 2018:

If it's important to you within the first 5 minutes. Why waste your time and money?

Lies...all lies.

Anonbene comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Dad! Is Mom lying? Yes she is dear. Yes she is.

Deep...on so many levels.

Anonbene comments on Aug 4, 2018:

There's a site called Just Anal Things? ?????? brb Every woman I've ever fucked in the ass loved it and asked for me to do it again and again and..

Morning cheer. [youtu.be]

Anonbene comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Hey guys when you're feeling a bit down just sing this song. ???

Trump Resigns - Could It Happen?

Anonbene comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Not in a million years. Unless 2/3rds of Republicans impeach him and the Pentagon and many other government agency's refuse to answer to him. Impeaching him isn't enough either. He and his family and likely many Republicans in office are making a boat load of money and if it hasn't dawned on Americans yet they/we are of little importance. You can see for yourself that he has directly harmed and demeaned and disrespected just about every American except for the White supremacists.

If He Ain't Treating You Right....

Anonbene comments on Aug 4, 2018:

And if she isn't treating you right...

How many of us are spreading the word, and showing our friends and strangers, about Agnostic.

Anonbene comments on Aug 4, 2018:

There are tons of atheists and nones and agnostics on Twitter and every time I see a tweet referencing it I post the link to this site.

What would you say your biggest accomplishment in life has been so far?

Anonbene comments on Aug 3, 2018:

I figured out how to cure homelessness in the US without gov help or interference.

A method using stem cells for spinal injuries has been accelerated from animals to human trials in ...

Anonbene comments on Aug 3, 2018:

I love this so much. It's about time.

Not a meme but I thought this group would get a kick out of this.

Anonbene comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Thank goodness, I can finally give up the duct tape method.

Which chess piece is it, hm????

Anonbene comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Checkmate.

I've been hearing about a group in the past few days of supporters of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named ...

Anonbene comments on Aug 3, 2018:

They are being laughed at and ridiculed all over the place. This anonymous guy over at 4chan claims he has a Q security clearance and works at the White House and is putting out the most unbelievable rumors he can think up. I'm not sure if there is such a thing as a Q clearance because when I worked for the gov. I only had a top secret crypto clearance but pretty much had access to everything important even our own war crimes which were kept from you and buried.

This new book called "Squeezed" looks really good.

Anonbene comments on Aug 3, 2018:

It's very easy to get a free house if people are willing to do what those folks do on home improvement shows. It's much harder to buy them retail.

Why Apple is worth a trillion dollars.

Anonbene comments on Aug 3, 2018:

This is why.

My position paper on homelessne​​ss has reached it's final draft.

Anonbene comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Does it have my cure in it?

Let's just say I'm feeling a bit shallow today.

Anonbene comments on Aug 3, 2018:

*I'm only referring to 'some' of the lovely guys on this site.

This wins Twitter today. ???

Anonbene comments on Aug 3, 2018:

The devil's doorbell. ??????

When it comes to noises during sex. What do you prefer?

Anonbene comments on Aug 3, 2018:

If she isn't repeatedly saying fuck my cunt or fuck my ass I'm not doing my job right.

Asking for a friend

Anonbene comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Her: what we having for lunch? Me: I'm having pizza and you're having KY.

What is your strangest talent? How did you discover it?

Anonbene comments on Aug 2, 2018:

I can make a poor person rich.

Twitler is at it again...

Anonbene comments on Aug 2, 2018:

On the plus side he makes me look down right intelligent.

What thing do you really wish you could buy right now?

Anonbene comments on Aug 2, 2018:

More Time.

What thing do you really wish you could buy right now?

Anonbene comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Time.

our-existance wrote a good question about the one thing that makes you happy.

Anonbene comments on Aug 2, 2018:

One of you sent me a topless picture.? Ps. Thanks Bob, but... Oh never mind I'm counting it.

So within meeting someone on here, how quick are you to give out your personal number, email, social...

Anonbene comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Really folks? This is a dating site. First, Ignore the bio's. If you haven't read every response they posted here to see for yourself what a person is Really like before giving out your phone number then you shouldn't even be here or online or own a smartphone or vote or drive a car or be out in public. Quit being afraid. Do some homework. Heck, we even have a group here called Deviants. No one is forcing you to go there either. If someone bothers you for any reason block them.

This was a few years back, another amazing metal detector find in the UK.

Anonbene comments on Aug 2, 2018:

You Brits are always finding cool things. We here in the U.S. are lucky to find an arrowhead.

What do you find as the most interesting scientific discovery in recent years?

Anonbene comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Gene splicing. So much potential there.

ID we need to buy groceries ...

Anonbene comments on Aug 2, 2018:

I'm going to have to ask my manager of we can accept a Kenyan birth certificate sir.

You people are golden.

Anonbene comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Thank you for the update.

Found this on Facebook.

Anonbene comments on Aug 2, 2018:

What if you were dating one of them and found out he had these t shirts in his draw?

Have you ever cheated on someone? Just once or how many times? Can you explain why you did it?

Anonbene comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Apparently, I didn't know we were exclusively dating. I was informed of this later. I think I was 18 at the time. Ever since then I've made it clear at the beginning of all my relationships. She and I will be having sex with other people together and separately. Haven't cheated since.

You can find anything on the internet with Google.

Anonbene comments on Aug 2, 2018:

How's your son Duke?

Most people checking me out here are older dudes.

Anonbene comments on Aug 2, 2018:

In a very few years you are going to be thought of that way too and yes, people just like you are now won't hesitate to tell you so. The depression will overwhelm you when it hits. Good luck with that.

Your guide to Trump-speak.

Anonbene comments on Aug 1, 2018:

100 % right

I have a question :) just wondering about the percentages and algorithms.

Anonbene comments on Aug 1, 2018:

It must be broken because the only women this site says I'm compatible with live on Easter Island. I googled it and there are no women living on Easter Island. ?? ??

Trump Calls on Sessions to ‘Stop the Rigged Witch Hunt Right Now’

Anonbene comments on Aug 1, 2018:

The only stain on our country just complained about stains on our country. Don't fret Donny well be just fine without your stable genius.

What is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to you?

Anonbene comments on Aug 1, 2018:

You're way better in bed than your Dad or your brothers.

Yeah, I'm pretty much a horrendously insensitive demon.

Anonbene comments on Aug 1, 2018:

I think, I hope it's a racist or a Republican

I am concerned about the future of artificial intelligence elon musk is concerned too so was stephen...

Anonbene comments on Aug 1, 2018:

It's very real and a very logical progression.

I know a lot of people won't respond to a simple message of "hi" or "good morning" on a dating site,...

Anonbene comments on Aug 1, 2018:

What was it that compelled you to contact them in the first place? Say something provocative and humorous. Like. How can you sleep through your dog eating your face and take a selfie at the same time? See? With only a glance at one picture I've intrigued you to the point of at least engaging in conversation. And I might throw in a remark about how great your dog is which would endear you to me because of it. How to talk to people 101 is dismissed for today now get out there and put each other's genitals in your mouths. My work here is done.

Has anyone else had an issue with the messenger today?

Anonbene comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Our fearless leader lives out west and hasn't rolled out of bed yet to go out in the shed where the server is. He still has to fill the tank with diesel and prime the pump and give it a good kick before it will restart. If anyone needs more IT questions answered about how the internet works it'll cost ya a chicken or a bitcoin.

Good F-ing mawnin!

Anonbene comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Huh. Why doesn't my girlfriends hair look like that in the morning?

All I normally post here are my insane ramblings.

Anonbene comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Duke. You've brought a shit load of happiness to a shit load of people and this isn't fair. Some of us can relate and even remember exactly what your feeling. We are all hoping for the best for you both.

A new group for writers looking for inspiration.

Anonbene comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Ok. Give us a word.

Wife/Partner on Dating Site?

Anonbene comments on Aug 1, 2018:

?

Hot damn a kinks page... Do tell and i will as well.. Kik?

Anonbene comments on Aug 1, 2018:

No don't leave. Stay here and make this group the way you want.

@ Admin and community - Is there a problem with the messenger system?

Anonbene comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Yes. And I'm slightly inconvenienced by this!

So you don't believe in God, eh? What's this then?

Anonbene comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Well I'm convinced. ??

Could this be double identity?

Anonbene comments on Aug 1, 2018:

And someone that isn't there is writing down every word?

Damn Chatroom hours.

Anonbene comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Thank you. A very nice story.

Things NOT to say to your Dominant _________________ "Quit it!", "Damnit!", "Oh Hell!", and ...

Anonbene comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Hilarious

What do your partner and you do after making love generally.

Anonbene comments on Jul 31, 2018:

She texts me and says she's on the way home from her PTA meeting. She's so thoughtful.

You try really, really hard, it just might work.

Anonbene comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I'ld retweet that

Reminder: Sexual Deviants Chatroom opens in approximately 3 hours. New faces welcome!

Anonbene comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Have you opened the private room inside the group that admin was talking about doing yesterday? The one where the criteria to enter that room might be a nude photo? Considering the responses on the threesome thread I figure there would be a lot of familiar faces in there.

Something you don't seee too often - a win for us! [thehill.com]

Anonbene comments on Jul 31, 2018:

That's something optimistic. Good job Parkland students and the Florida governor.

Google let me down.

Anonbene comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Are Jeff Sessions and Lyndsey Graham a couple?

Threesomes - everyone has an opinion! What is yours?

Anonbene comments on Jul 31, 2018:

All for them. The best part is the first time your monogamous girlfriend that has been swearing that there's no way in hell I will ever do something like that does something like that. The absolute best thing ever. Funny thing, within a week she quietly slips into an otherwise unrelated conversation. When's David coming back? Then sends you texts like this. Now Miss I will never do that doesn't hesitate. If there's a dick or pussy within reach it goes immediately into her mouth.

Bio keeps getting erased.

Anonbene comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Mine did too and when I replaced it the word -to- wouldn't show up.

I was wartching "What On Earth" Saturday night.

Anonbene comments on Jul 31, 2018:

It seems to be a requirement for the office since Jimmy Carter. I'm guessing the US may be ready for it.

Do you think about retirement much?

Anonbene comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I went from for profit to non profit at my retirement. Still doing the same thing but less so.

Can men and women just be friends?

Anonbene comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Of course you can. It's your life. Make your own rules. Come over my house and I'll prove it to you. Just imagine it. You me my guy friends tv beer farting. NOT TALKING! It's what we guy friends do. How could any woman resist that?

Just for fun question: Have you ever made love on a beach?

Anonbene comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I know for a fact that anyone that has wouldn't describe it as fun. But on the positive side she'll be thinking of the experience with you for days after and wondering what an idiot you are for grinding tiny bits of glass rock and see anemones into her vagina. Now that doesn't necessarily mean she won't fuck you again but it sure as hell won't ever be on a beach again... Ever!

How do you cope with heartache?

Anonbene comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Look back on how wildly successful you were when you gave up those incredibly hard to give up vices. When I'm facing something so overwhelming I can't think straight I sometimes look back and wonder how did I do it then? This may be a bit simpleton but I imagine an electrical circuit breaker box and I see my hand reaching finger extended and just flipping that cuircut off like I did before and that works for me. All of a sudden she's just someone that I use to know or a habit that I use to do. If that doesn't work you could always try touching a real live wire. I hear that has some positive effects too. jk Perspective, thats only two out of 3 and 1/2 BILLION women. Good luck bud stay sober. You can do this too.