Why I don't update my profile pic...more than once a month.

Snickers77 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

You're too close to the camera.

EricTrommater replies on Jul 14, 2018:

My arms are too short.

Sometimes This Comes Up

Snickers77 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Was this meme cleared by MEME CONTROL?

EricTrommater replies on Jul 14, 2018:

It was searched for Croc-content.

A subtle reminder about our community standards .

OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Ah man! Now how am i going to get people to look at my dick pics? No ine will give me their numbers anymore.

EricTrommater replies on Jul 14, 2018:

Adapt, adopt and overcome....

Sorry I haven't been around.

MissKathleen comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Eric, the famous! I am humbled in your presence.

EricTrommater replies on Jul 14, 2018:

Lol! Don't get used to it. I come and go at will!

Checking for a sound car

OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Eric would love this one.

EricTrommater replies on Jul 14, 2018:

@Blindbird I do have a life lol!

Checking for a sound car

OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Eric would love this one.

EricTrommater replies on Jul 14, 2018:

@Blindbird I'm fine!

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.

EricTrommater comments on Jun 21, 2018:

https://youtu.be/qUEy55r49fY

EricTrommater replies on Jun 21, 2018:

@zorialoki gay frogs.

Something to be said

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Yup that happened in this group....

EricTrommater replies on Jun 16, 2018:

Somebody had to take out the normie trash.....

Know the signs....

Captnron59 comments on Jun 15, 2018:

There's that pill again!! Will someone tell me what it is? I really don't know. I don't fuck with big pharma drugs and have no idea.

EricTrommater replies on Jun 15, 2018:

PEZ candy.

Ohhh the struggle haha.

EricTrommater comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Hey....

EricTrommater replies on Jun 15, 2018:

@BohoHeathen sup?

Papa got his smurf smurfed x3

Science-guy comments on Jun 14, 2018:

Lol

EricTrommater replies on Jun 14, 2018:

A triple header!

Normie meme for the day....

KKGator comments on Jun 14, 2018:

Well, that's just damned useless now, ain't it?

EricTrommater replies on Jun 14, 2018:

As normie memes often are...

Mosquito Art....

Captnron59 comments on Jun 14, 2018:

Never saw a mosquito bite look like that!

EricTrommater replies on Jun 14, 2018:

@Captnron59 finger nail.

That's her...hasn't aged a day.

Captnron59 comments on Jun 14, 2018:

How is it that most gym teachers are overweight?

EricTrommater replies on Jun 14, 2018:

Those who can do...

Yabba Dabba Doo probably sounded much better in it's original German....hum it out.

Science-guy comments on Jun 14, 2018:

I do not know how to read music. Can someone help me out pls? ?

EricTrommater replies on Jun 14, 2018:

Think Bedrock.

Feeling the love....

Captnron59 comments on Jun 14, 2018:

Is that where you been?

EricTrommater replies on Jun 14, 2018:

The food was terrible....

Mosquito Art....

ghost_warlock comments on Jun 14, 2018:

I mean, if you're afraid of commitment, I suppose that works...

EricTrommater replies on Jun 14, 2018:

That is a work of art!

Mosquito Art....

Captnron59 comments on Jun 14, 2018:

Never saw a mosquito bite look like that!

EricTrommater replies on Jun 14, 2018:

You never dug a cross into a mosquito bite to make it stop itching? I can assure you it's as common as pulling out....and just as effective.

Perhaps not the best parenting....

Captnron59 comments on Jun 14, 2018:

Makes them ambidextrous

EricTrommater replies on Jun 14, 2018:

Or unilimbed....

Sounds about right...

Captnron59 comments on Jun 14, 2018:

I don't think any of them had automatic weapons....semi automatic. Big difference.

EricTrommater replies on Jun 14, 2018:

Yeah, for a minute I pictured Al Capone mowing down school children.

Mosquito Art....

Freespirit64 comments on Jun 14, 2018:

That's a strange looking mosquito bite...

EricTrommater replies on Jun 14, 2018:

Looks infected.

Turn up the volume!

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 6, 2018:

We're gonna need a bigger boat

EricTrommater replies on Jun 6, 2018:

What is this bite radius crap?

Sounds legit...

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 6, 2018:

And pull the covers over the poor cats head...

EricTrommater replies on Jun 6, 2018:

Dutch oven...

If you actually know what this means, post it in the comments...lol

phxbillcee comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Must be an R. Kelly song.

EricTrommater replies on Jun 4, 2018:

https://youtu.be/eafRE74JGZ8

Movie clip....

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Now he has help!

EricTrommater replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Lol!

Eyore da bard.....

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

The Bard knows...

EricTrommater replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow....

I hate reality.....

OpposingOpposum comments on May 26, 2018:

Dangit boss, would you stop posting pics of me on the internet? Jeez

EricTrommater replies on May 27, 2018:

Nobody knew til you said it!

Future "Florida Man".....

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Since I have no idea what that means, I think I'll let Harambe put his own dick out!

EricTrommater replies on May 25, 2018:

Harambe is dead, man.....

Someone doesn't understand.

Livinlife comments on May 23, 2018:

What kind of world is this where a robot can't buy a car?

EricTrommater replies on May 25, 2018:

Technically they can....

Did anyone else volunteer as a greeter on this site?

Freespirit64 comments on May 23, 2018:

Not "officially" but if I come across a newbie announcing themselves I always say hi. By the way...your profile...lmao! Good stuff!

EricTrommater replies on May 23, 2018:

Thanks!

Now that's savage....

OpposingOpposum comments on May 23, 2018:

Why does she look so happy?

EricTrommater replies on May 23, 2018:

Her earthly toil is soon ending......

Say it with cake.....

SpawnofSagan comments on May 23, 2018:

I don’t have time for potty training

EricTrommater replies on May 23, 2018:

Excellent!

Did anyone else volunteer as a greeter on this site?

KKGator comments on May 23, 2018:

I'm not an "official greeter", but I do offer a standard message of welcome to most new members when I catch a post from them.

EricTrommater replies on May 23, 2018:

You are a gem!

CW...epic 29 meme carpet bomb follows.

ProudMerry comments on May 23, 2018:

Now that is funny! I wonder if you can buy those because they look like awesome gag gifts.

EricTrommater replies on May 23, 2018:

I believe it is doll underwear...

Having Someone is.....

KKGator comments on May 23, 2018:

Thank goodness for dogs!!!!

EricTrommater replies on May 23, 2018:

...and Netflix.

Sounds legit..........

mistymoon77 comments on May 23, 2018:

That's what they all say.

EricTrommater replies on May 23, 2018:

Does it work?...asking for a friend.

You were warned.....

RavenCT comments on May 23, 2018:

Well Eric this is more my end of the world? lol (I'm stealing it). Also I'm *Totally* f'd.

EricTrommater replies on May 23, 2018:

You're fucked!

I'm a Goofy Goober......

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

I'll admit that I doubt I know any Spongebob references. Except for very short snippets in passing I've never really seen it.

EricTrommater replies on May 22, 2018:

"The only people who dob't like Crabby Patties are people who never tried them!" (Famous quote from the show.)

At least when you watch paint dry you get to smell the fumes.....

Captnron59 comments on May 19, 2018:

BTW boss.... you act like you have a life... don't see much of you lately.

EricTrommater replies on May 19, 2018:

@Blindbird I miss you too...

At least when you watch paint dry you get to smell the fumes.....

Captnron59 comments on May 19, 2018:

BTW boss.... you act like you have a life... don't see much of you lately.

EricTrommater replies on May 19, 2018:

Aww thank you.

All over the place

EricTrommater comments on May 18, 2018:

One of the funniest skits ever.... https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw

EricTrommater replies on May 19, 2018:

@phxbillcee real life gets busy sometimes. ...

Anyone who has a kid who played the Fallout games.

Emme comments on May 19, 2018:

I love the Fallout games❣?

EricTrommater replies on May 19, 2018:

I can't wait for Fallout 5.

Anyone who has a kid who played the Fallout games.

Emme comments on May 19, 2018:

I love the Fallout games❣?

EricTrommater replies on May 19, 2018:

@phxbillcee my son learned how to pick up prostitutes from that game lol.

When you log into agnostic.com and no one has liked your posts or viewed your profile.

birdingnut comments on May 11, 2018:

You might consider rewriting your profile, as that's the first place most women look when they see a new member. They are usually looking for pertinent information; hobbies, interests, goals- things that could affect their interest in dating you. Also, if you want the majority of fellow ...

EricTrommater replies on May 19, 2018:

https://youtu.be/atDXtvo6hIg

All seems good to me

CraeftSmith comments on May 18, 2018:

I will be interested to see how long this post survives. People are giving me the impression that this group is over-moderated right now.

EricTrommater replies on May 18, 2018:

Myself and the the mod here have never removed a post for content. Just spam.

I'm gonna let you finish....mom's spaghetti.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 14, 2018:

Sweet home in a trailer, lolhttps://youtu.be/z9mom5KUGxU

EricTrommater replies on May 15, 2018:

Perfect!

A constant tightrope....

Livinlife comments on May 14, 2018:

Cant trick me, asshole

EricTrommater replies on May 14, 2018:

You tell em!

Instagram should be ashamed....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

That's me in a corner, that's me in a crushed car, losing circulation...Oh, that was a previous meme. sorry! (& apologies to REM!)

EricTrommater replies on May 13, 2018:

Those aren't the original lyrics?

This brought back memories....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Sorta like this???

EricTrommater replies on May 13, 2018:

Lmao!

This brought back memories....

OpposingOpposum comments on May 12, 2018:

Been a while since you had a decent weinering?

EricTrommater replies on May 13, 2018:

Touche!

Eric? Bill? Ron? Was this you?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 12, 2018:

Twas I! MwahahahAha

EricTrommater replies on May 12, 2018:

I knew it!

This brought back memories....

Emme comments on May 12, 2018:

It ain't easy being cheesy. LOL

EricTrommater replies on May 12, 2018:

Ikr!

Losing to......

EricTrommater comments on May 12, 2018:

Those aren't the lyrics?

EricTrommater replies on May 12, 2018:

@RavenCT close enough....

Its dat boi

TheArt comments on May 12, 2018:

First

EricTrommater replies on May 12, 2018:

Welcome to "Memes R Us Group".

Clearly a double standard....

ashortbeauty comments on May 11, 2018:

You can wear my panties @erictrommater

EricTrommater replies on May 11, 2018:

Kinky!

Minions have that effect on a lot of kids....

Johnsalterego comments on May 10, 2018:

...

EricTrommater replies on May 10, 2018:

Excellent!

.....Battle Royal!

Nickbeee comments on May 10, 2018:

That film is so hilariously wrong!

EricTrommater replies on May 10, 2018:

@Nickbeee my typo....Autocorrect.

True, I'm easy.... to read, that is!

Cherie44 comments on May 10, 2018:

THIS!! Me to a T. Hey by the way, can we copy memes from here?

EricTrommater replies on May 10, 2018:

We stole them from somewhere....

I started this group because the majority of people I met on this site had no sense of humor.

VictoriaNotes comments on May 10, 2018:

*"because the majority of people I met on this site had no sense of humor."* Ouch. Considering the number of members in this group, I'd say you're exaggerating a tad bit. ;) I have found that most active people on this site do have a sense of humor, which is why your group has been so ...

EricTrommater replies on May 10, 2018:

@Blindbird let it go....normies....they....we talked about this.

I started this group because the majority of people I met on this site had no sense of humor.

VictoriaNotes comments on May 10, 2018:

*"because the majority of people I met on this site had no sense of humor."* Ouch. Considering the number of members in this group, I'd say you're exaggerating a tad bit. ;) I have found that most active people on this site do have a sense of humor, which is why your group has been so ...

EricTrommater replies on May 10, 2018:

@EricTrommater "Well, I've got to hand it to you, Eric. You've learned how to become the #1 top contributor on this site without much thought or work. LOL"....hmmm who said that?

I started this group because the majority of people I met on this site had no sense of humor.

VictoriaNotes comments on May 10, 2018:

*"because the majority of people I met on this site had no sense of humor."* Ouch. Considering the number of members in this group, I'd say you're exaggerating a tad bit. ;) I have found that most active people on this site do have a sense of humor, which is why your group has been so ...

EricTrommater replies on May 10, 2018:

I must disagree...I found a few hundred who enjoy humor, but my reaction beyond this group has been very hostile. Look at the reaction to @phxbillcee 's level 9 status...I mean the man has been nothing but a great contributor to this site, but because he did it with humor....they say he cheated. Somehow his accomplishments don't count.

I started this group because the majority of people I met on this site had no sense of humor.

CaroleKay comments on May 10, 2018:

I am so grateful for you and this group, thank you. The second one speaks to me.

EricTrommater replies on May 10, 2018:

Awe!

Give him points for y....

Emme comments on May 10, 2018:

How many points to invite him in & "Dexter" him?

EricTrommater replies on May 10, 2018:

168...

Maybe I will get back into writing....

KKGator comments on May 9, 2018:

But, but, the memes!!!

EricTrommater replies on May 10, 2018:

@phxbillcee exactly!

I started this group because the majority of people I met on this site had no sense of humor.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 10, 2018:

Love it. Especially Gene Wilder.

EricTrommater replies on May 10, 2018:

Ikr...

Maybe I will get back into writing....

KKGator comments on May 9, 2018:

But, but, the memes!!!

EricTrommater replies on May 9, 2018:

Memes are life...but $290k a pop?

May The Force be with you...in bed.

Proto comments on May 7, 2018:

...

EricTrommater replies on May 7, 2018:

C3PO wins with hairy beast.

May The Force be with you...in bed.

Proto comments on May 7, 2018:

...

EricTrommater replies on May 7, 2018:

All brilliant!

Possum Bowie

Captnron59 comments on May 7, 2018:

@phxbillcee where's some roadkill!! Roadkill her!!

EricTrommater replies on May 7, 2018:

@RavenCT new to me...

Possum Bowie

Captnron59 comments on May 7, 2018:

@phxbillcee where's some roadkill!! Roadkill her!!

EricTrommater replies on May 7, 2018:

@RavenCT I didn't know until I saw it....duh. :)

...mostly whatever...

KKGator comments on May 7, 2018:

Or large sums of cash.

EricTrommater replies on May 7, 2018:

Mostly that too!

Possum Bowie

Captnron59 comments on May 7, 2018:

@phxbillcee where's some roadkill!! Roadkill her!!

EricTrommater replies on May 7, 2018:

As long as they aren't in a dress, I'm cool with it.

Her loss....

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

I had no choice, Eric! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Qnt5bx1OI

EricTrommater replies on May 7, 2018:

Been stuck in my head since this morning...

What would we do without them

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Eric will love this!

EricTrommater replies on May 7, 2018:

Memes=Life!

Give it a try and see what happens.

phxbillcee comments on May 5, 2018:

Eric, the purple god of the memes!

EricTrommater replies on May 6, 2018:

You rang?

That old chestnut

Livinlife comments on May 2, 2018:

Name the baby Winnie!

EricTrommater replies on May 3, 2018:

Or Ed?

CW!....clickbait!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Oh, I get it! He caught an eel!!! LOL

EricTrommater replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Shocking!

It does make you wonder....

Livinlife comments on Apr 30, 2018:

He must have been bored after all that "creating the universe" stuff

EricTrommater replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Love the new pic!

I won't denigrate

stinkeye_a comments on Apr 30, 2018:

They knew "deplorable"...

EricTrommater replies on Apr 30, 2018:

They Googled it...

Give a man a fish...

EricTrommater comments on Apr 30, 2018:

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EricTrommater replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Not my best...

This is a message to my future self

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

So excellent!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 30, 2018:

IKR!?

Not just some dude....The Dude!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Dude?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 29, 2018:

Duder … or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing.

It's not even close to football season....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

I bet that fucking Gandalf sicced 'em on you, didn't he?!?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 29, 2018:

He didn't want me to get to his Dank Meme vault....

More cat worshipping....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

So true, so true...

EricTrommater replies on Apr 29, 2018:

No they have not...

....sophisticated cat meme.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

& then order a PBR anyway!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 29, 2018:

Ikr...fucking Hipsters!

All the time..

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 29, 2018:

What flavor of hoe is "bald headed"?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 29, 2018:

I believe it's a weaving reference...

Hilariously bad Christian Memes

z0000 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

These are great. Did Christians actually make these? They look satirical to me.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 29, 2018:

You'd think but no....my ex g/f has a whole Pinterest page of them.

Scrub-a-dub-dub...

RavenCT comments on Apr 29, 2018:

This company makes an entire line of soaps....

EricTrommater replies on Apr 29, 2018:

You are a fountain of consumer information...I have learned more different products from your comments than I could have ever learned on Google. Keep it going.

The Ebunny is in trouble

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 29, 2018:

I fit the latter unfortunately

EricTrommater replies on Apr 29, 2018:

Me too...

My meme was deleted? I thought bad taste was encouraged

Lucy_Fehr comments on Apr 29, 2018:

And I was kicked out of the group. One would think that I would get a warning or an email or something if I violated a rule in a group wanting offensive memes.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 29, 2018:

No one has ever been kicked out of the group except for spammers...and only twice.

The Dude Abides. Dudeism is the way to go.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 29, 2018:

That's just like, your opinion, man...

EricTrommater replies on Apr 29, 2018:

@phxbillcee I do!

I am Canadian eh!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

I'm calling shennanigans on this one. All the Canadians who come down here to Florida live up to that stereotype!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 29, 2018:

Everyone grab your brooms...

It really does.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

That guy in the green shirt better watch it or he'll lose that finger!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 29, 2018:

Hardin don't bite!

I personally don't associate with such people..... Who needs that kind of negativity?

idlopalev comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Who needs that kind of negativity! Are there really people out there who don't like memes?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 28, 2018:

@phxbillcee we are just honored by your presence!

La douleur est aussi du pain ... pour ceux qui ne peuvent pas digérer le gluten.

RavenCT comments on Apr 28, 2018:

"Bread is also Pain ... for those who can not digest gluten." Make me go translate things Eric! lol

EricTrommater replies on Apr 28, 2018:

It was worth it though....

I personally don't associate with such people..... Who needs that kind of negativity?

idlopalev comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Who needs that kind of negativity! Are there really people out there who don't like memes?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 28, 2018:

Some on this very website!

Get busy livin!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

In other words, don't dwell on it!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 28, 2018:

@phxbillcee ixna noa etha ormiesna....eytha eportra veryea ingtha!

@mistymoon77 is now a Super Member folks.... g:31 is lucky to have her.

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

aww geez... I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Not quite orgasmic, but close enough for now.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 28, 2018:

I tried lol!

@mistymoon77 is now a Super Member folks.... g:31 is lucky to have her.

Emme comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Yesss! Gimme some of her tots! Right behind ya??

EricTrommater replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Love the analogy!

Worth it just to see him smile....

Mofferatu comments on Apr 27, 2018:

This made me smile.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 27, 2018:

...and Viper!