If summer ever comes....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Does peanut butter work as sunblock?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 14, 2018:

Nope! Burns right off.....

It was BURGER KING that used to say "Have it your way", not McDonalds!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Men are so proud of their penises!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@Livinlife nutty!

This made me laugh even though it's a dig at atheists

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2018:

I actually wouldn't mind that on my tombstone.....

EricTrommater replies on Mar 14, 2018:

Or a dress for that matter..... I'd be dead for FSM sake!

DoorPants

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2018:

This should be your computers 'wallpaper'!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 14, 2018:

And remove my naked pictures of Bea Arthur?

I'm sure this has been posted but...It's House ;)

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2018:

It doesn't matter I'm always happy to see Huey Laurie.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@LEPeff also I loved him on The Young Ones, Blackadder and Wooster and Jeeves... or was it Jeeves and Wooster?

Go ahead, disagree with me...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

No

EricTrommater replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@Blindbird I would concur...... But I'm not an idiot!

Go ahead, disagree with me...

KKGator comments on Mar 14, 2018:

So's your mother!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 14, 2018:

Your mother is so argumentative it took her two and a half hours to explain why Y equals X.

I'm sure this has been posted but...It's House ;)

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2018:

It doesn't matter I'm always happy to see Huey Laurie.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@LEPeff cuz I'm a good ass mother liker!

When it's pi day but you're just a chunky monkey here for da memes.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Internet cream pies are rather a disappointment.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@Blindbird Boston!

DoorPants

BeeHappy comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Start a trend and take 'em off! Take 'em off!!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 14, 2018:

Every chance I get!

DoorPants

Livinlife comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Its bs, it is

EricTrommater replies on Mar 14, 2018:

They are a quite overrated fashion item.....

Go ahead, disagree with me...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

No

EricTrommater replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@Blindbird no it isn't ....

I love memes

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Singing along with the theme song to Rocky so she was just repeating over and over again gotta fly now? I think she's confusing this with eye of the tiger?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee So HE has the Rocky theme confused with eye of the tiger.....

When it's pi day but you're just a chunky monkey here for da memes.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Internet cream pies are rather a disappointment.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@Blindbird yes!

See if any of ya get this. first time I traveled in ontario and seen this I laughed pretty hard.

psycheworks comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Not a clue :-)

EricTrommater replies on Mar 14, 2018:

Yeah you know me!

Go ahead, disagree with me...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

No

EricTrommater replies on Mar 14, 2018:

That's not an argument....

Joss Whedon

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Is this how you stop Christine?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 14, 2018:

Wash!!!!

When it's pi day but you're just a chunky monkey here for da memes.

ashortbeauty comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Oh my on the granny one!! :-|

EricTrommater replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@Blindbird very poor taste! Proud of you :-)

What's a little necrophilia between friends?

Merrydelight comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Ha!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 14, 2018:

Lmao!

Hummm, ' Bad taste' that's kinda subjective....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Nice!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@BeeHappy I was given a warning for the hobo giving the guy head while his buddy did a wheelie and a doggie threesome going on meme though....

Content warning: This post contains spoilers for "The Shape of Water."

birdingnut comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Eew! What is it with men and their obsession with their sexual parts? You don't see women going on about their own parts or pointing out when they're missing from movies. Get a life.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 14, 2018:

I think you are missing the joke here..... there is a long tradition of funny Amazon reviews on the internet.

Face it folks..... Isn't this why we're all single!

BeeHappy comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Am I the only one on this site that doesn't hate people?? That's a silly question, of course I am. Lol LOVE LOVE HAPPY HAPPY LOVE LOVE (L) [ok, you can throw up now) :-)

EricTrommater replies on Mar 14, 2018:

I'm more upset about the all capital letters.....

Priorities

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:

I woulda sworn this was gonna be one of Eric's memes!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 14, 2018:

It's in my phone... Somewhere.

.... also my own passwords are safe from me.

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Why not? I see this a lot anyway

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

Genius!

Indeed.

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2018:

And make the document disappear

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

Oh my FSM!! I just spit my beer laughing.

... And if I have to read one more weather report from Arizona I am going to lose it!

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Michigan sympathizes. Well, not really, we're just assholes, and have had enough snow ourselves

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

Yeah, I lived in Michigan until 2013. Wouldn't spend another day of winter there if you paid me.

Trash Panda humor...

RavenCT comments on Mar 13, 2018:

That second one is awe inspiring.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

Not all heroes wear capes!... Or have rabies.

... And if I have to read one more weather report from Arizona I am going to lose it!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Did I tell you it got to 83 today???

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

@phxbillcee not till I get warm!

If you think about it though why would God need a Love Rod at all?

RavenCT comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Also it's "Thomas".... rofl

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

He seemed rather full of doubt.

Where no cat has gone before...

RavenCT comments on Mar 13, 2018:

I'm gonna steal all of these and use them to do good! Rofl

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

@Blindbird memes are meant to be stolen... That's why they are memes.

I mean I have to be talented at something... Right?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Eric doesn't have anything to lose!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

When you put that way..... It seems even more depressing :-(.

If you think about it though why would God need a Love Rod at all?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Give 'em hell, Satan!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

He was just asking questions.....

... And if I have to read one more weather report from Arizona I am going to lose it!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Did I tell you it got to 83 today???

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

Another one I keep on my phone for special occasions.....

I only made it until my enchanted dagger anniversary.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 13, 2018:

I feel like a couple who actually stuck to this would be having too much fun to break up....

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

Mmmm potato salad!

This is the Moonshine you're looking for.....

BeeHappy comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Oh Nooooooo.....am I the only one upset by the total injustice of it all? :-p

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

Perhaps you have never enjoyed the pure nectar that is Kentucky still gin and bourbon.

Mostly the first one I can do without eggs.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:

I don't have that problem. If anyone I know sees me they tend to head in the opposite direction. I don't understand, I've showered and everything. Maybe its the lack of pants?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

Pants to shop? What is this Victorian England?

Damn Ents think they're better than us.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:

I try to fill me with memes!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

Works!

Taking applications now.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Too bad she didn't stop right before "disappearing"!!!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

Well that's just unrealistic... I mean so is the Bermuda Triangle thing..... But really?

Mostly the first one I can do without eggs.....

BeeHappy comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Then why are you there?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

Habit....

This is the Moonshine you're looking for.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2018:

I actually like them better now

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

Ikr....still gin is the best!

Lincoln was very prophetic about the Trump administration.

LEPeff comments on Mar 13, 2018:

I love it! I'm sure that TR and Eisenhower are not impressed either!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

@BeeHappy figuratively speaking, yes we have to be literal.

I have been on here for about a month now.

DelilahJones33 comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Yes. What she said.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

@DelilahJones33 I usually end up just looking at the pictures...

Kids these days.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 13, 2018:

So coming to work dressed like Macklemore means I'm having a midlife crisis?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

@Blindbird I have it saved in my phone for special occasions

I have been on here for about a month now.

DelilahJones33 comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Yes. What she said.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

@DelilahJones33 People are actually reading profiles? Mine just says I hate feeling these things out. I guess I better go edit it.....

I need this

BeeHappy comments on Mar 13, 2018:

If I drank much, I might agree that this would be a good thing, BUT don't they say your true self/feelings show when you drink? If that's the case, I think I would like to veto that change, and.....watch what happens.... hehehe.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

Drunk dialing/texting is a Scourge and should be outlawed.

Well I'll be! Level 8 gets you a t-shirt!!! Thanks Admin!!!

atheist comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Does it come with pants? ;)

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

Pants are over rated!

Lincoln was very prophetic about the Trump administration.

LEPeff comments on Mar 13, 2018:

I love it! I'm sure that TR and Eisenhower are not impressed either!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

@BeeHappy Jackson would have probably.

Why are Northern Oriented Maps and Globes Still the Norm in Geography?

AncientNight comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Actually, It's the north pole of the magnet on the compass that points to the pole of the Earth. Since north repels north and is attracted to south, it's really the SOUTH pole that we call the north pole. WOW! That sounds confusing. Are you as confused as I am?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

And the poles shift periodically as well.

Caseus iocis....before another group posts them and says so in my comments.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Clever!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

@Blindbird isosceles what you did there:-)

... You're welcome!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 13, 2018:

You and me both. We need a handicap....and a cheeseburger

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

@Blindbird that makes it breakfast!

I've been told my memes aren't 420 friendly enough....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Towelie approves...

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

Wanna huff some keyboard cleaner later?

The moral of the story..... Don't be a fucking pansy.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Another "weed" meme, Eric?!? LOL

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

Trying to appeal to a wider audience. People seem to be defecting over to the Cheesy Joke group :(

... You're welcome!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 13, 2018:

You and me both. We need a handicap....and a cheeseburger

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

Cheeseburger!! Yum!

Caseus iocis....before another group posts them and says so in my comments.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Clever!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

Almost acute? Lol.

Flirting no no...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:

She doesn't seem to be laughing!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 13, 2018:

@phxbillcee the hat?

Coolthulu....is cool.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 12, 2018:

That's bad ass. What kind of jelly is that?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

@Blindbird you'll like Northern Virginia DC area. Lots of museums and we have a great selection of Civil War battlefields. Rules are rules! I can only drive it a certain number of miles.

Hard core!

Livinlife comments on Mar 12, 2018:

Here you go! Lol

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

@Livinlife either way it was funny!

Flirting no no...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:

She doesn't seem to be laughing!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

@phxbillcee perhaps that's how she expresses Joy

More Sparty!

Dispirited comments on Mar 12, 2018:

at first i thought you were a buckeye's fan lol

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

@Dispirited so usually U of M fans

Coolthulu....is cool.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 12, 2018:

That's bad ass. What kind of jelly is that?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

@Blindbird oh how cute your first fight! Ah to be young and in love.....

Only 228 more shopping days until Convitmas...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:

Yep, laugh or cry, laugh or cry...

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

@phxbillcee you are more than welcome to tranquilize me anytime..... I've never passed up a free beer or a free tranquilizer.

Dave Allen...gone but surely not forgotten)... [youtube.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 12, 2018:

Double points. Ok gonna watch it now.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

@phxbillcee I just want the heat vision. Not for anything weird but you know for revenge on my enemies.....

Hard core!

Livinlife comments on Mar 12, 2018:

Here you go! Lol

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

@Livinlife I prefer total darkness.....

Only 228 more shopping days until Convitmas...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:

Yep, laugh or cry, laugh or cry...

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

Or implement the change it takes in order to create a society which..... Just kidding yeah laugh or cry.

I do try though haha

ashortbeauty comments on Mar 12, 2018:

Perfect for this group!!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

We do try to change up our content as much as possible..... The lucky thing is with repost if you miss a day you'll just catch it when someone else posts the next day.

More Sparty!

Dispirited comments on Mar 12, 2018:

at first i thought you were a buckeye's fan lol

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

@Dispirited my deepest sympathies!

Coolthulu....is cool.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 12, 2018:

That's bad ass. What kind of jelly is that?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

@Blindbird something between a shocked face and gouging out your own eyes would probably work well.

I'll take the Deep stack of flapjacks..... With a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Livinlife comments on Mar 12, 2018:

Heres your food, Clarisse

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

..... With your expensive bag and your cheap shoes.

I'll take the Deep stack of flapjacks..... With a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:

So refreshing not to see all those homeless hanging around like you do at all the other places!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

Hey a guy's got to eat.....

Erin go bra yourself

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:

But, but, ...it's a Yeti!!!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

I do find it ironic that Yeti named themselves after a mythical creature that only seems to be spotted by otherwise gullible people.

.

BeeHappy comments on Mar 12, 2018:

Good to know.....I mean about borrowing the truck.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

Within reason like Northern Virginia I would say maybe southern Maryland DC that's about it.....

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phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:

Dang, that's one reason I won't get a truck. Don't want to be the "go-to" guy for every barely met fool from the local pub!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

Oh but you'll give him crappy jokes whenever he wants.....

Flirting no no...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:

She doesn't seem to be laughing!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

Maybe she's a laughing on the inside type.

Flirting no no Part II....The Wrath of Khan.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:

No, Eric, no we wouldn't!!!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

See! Proof it doesn't work....

Coolthulu....is cool.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 12, 2018:

That's bad ass. What kind of jelly is that?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

It's pure evil jelly of course duh.....

Hard core!

Livinlife comments on Mar 12, 2018:

Here you go! Lol

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

So hot!

Televangelist preacher is Evangelical.....

noworry28 comments on Mar 12, 2018:

I posted that yesterday in cheesy jokes.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

Never heard of it :p

I have a lot of these enjoy them all.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:

#2, Eric at home!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

With a jar of peanut butter.....

More Sparty!

Dispirited comments on Mar 12, 2018:

at first i thought you were a buckeye's fan lol

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

Heretic!

Just like Whitney.....these jokes don't get old....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 12, 2018:

Crack is wack yo!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

@Livinlife great minds think alike!

Morning haiku.....

Insectra comments on Mar 12, 2018:

My only haiku meme. But it was relevant after this weekend!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

Beautiful..... I think it speaks for all of us.

Hello Cleveland!

BeeHappy comments on Mar 12, 2018:

Dude! Wtf!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

It goes to 11!

Continuing yesterday's Ayn Rand theme.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 12, 2018:

Well now I'm hungry

EricTrommater replies on Mar 12, 2018:

Libertarians always look so much better than they taste

Anyone else listen to/watch Matt Dillahunty often?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 11, 2018:

It was through him that I was able to truly understand David Hume..... his ideas on skepticism really drove home my own secular believes and drove me to research earlier philosophers who have really enriched my life. I personally feel he is a treasure of the atheist community.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@Bibliophile_xo when he ended his tenure as president of the atheist community of Austin he announced his retirement. However you are right. He has stayed very active since then.

Actual photo of the morning I became a born again atheist.

Livinlife comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Bahahaha! Now thats funny. Also: You came out of your shell

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

Reluctantly!

How long has it been?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 11, 2018:

November 17th 2017. I was dating my old high school sweetheart from 30 years before. We dated for a year and a half.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@FrayedBear there's an old saying that you can never go home again.....

How would you explain Easter without referreing it to as the ressurection of Christ?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 11, 2018:

I don't see any more issues in explaining the falsity of the Easter bunny, Santa Claus, or God to my child as they are all fictional beings that we tell our kids about to make them feel better.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@DelilahJones33 that's awesome. Kind of like a hello Spring Festival.

Anyone else listen to/watch Matt Dillahunty often?

TiberiusGracchus comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Yes. He is a very insightful thinker though I wish he were calmer and less demeaning. No one is perfect.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

He does rather preach a lot for an athiest LOL.....

Anyone else listen to/watch Matt Dillahunty often?

NothinnXpreVails comments on Mar 11, 2018:

I used to

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

When he retired in 2013 The Atheist Community lost a strong voice.

My Virgo self has some serious catching up to do

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

& some will take this seriously!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

I was about to say... If it's any consolation it's all b*******! But you kind of beat me to it.

What great novels will be written about these times. (bah)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

I pull for a porn star almost every night!!!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

Not to stroke their ego.

Trump lies??? I'm shocked!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Good one, but posted yesterday!!! I know, it's real hard to keep up with the flood on this site!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

I honestly don't think we need to bother with telling people about repost. The traffic on this site is pretty fluid and so most people are still seeing it for the first time.

If I don't get a car customer in the next 28 minutes ... This will be me.

ashortbeauty comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Lol now you have me voting against you getting that customer

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

I didn't make it till 3 LOL.

If I don't get a car customer in the next 28 minutes ... This will be me.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Except that I wish you a sale, I also wish you a happy hour!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

I'm at the bar now with my best friend having " meeting"

What doesn't belong? Trick question, no real difference!!!...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Also, just goes to show that even some atheists can be assholes!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@phxbillcee I prefer when I create monsters about like boobs and stuff that's fun not damn Atlas Shrugged!

Easy Like Sunday Morning...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 11, 2018:

At least I don't get the let down at the end of Sunday because I'm dreading Monday. Monday is just another day to me too!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@phxbillcee aww, you do care.....

For God so loved the turtle....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Turtles all the way down!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@phxbillcee touche!

When someone starts quoting Ayn Rand.

mistymoon77 comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Lord of the Rings Trilogy is a lot more than what people think. Yes, it is fantasy genre but has some deeper story lines if one looks into it more.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@phxbillcee ..... But they wanted women to vote!

For God so loved the turtle....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Turtles all the way down!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

Where in space would he get seaweed?

What doesn't belong? Trick question, no real difference!!!...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Also, just goes to show that even some atheists can be assholes!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 11, 2018:

I created a monster with my Atlas Shrugged post didn't I?