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Ok kinda old and lame but it made me laugh.
A photon checks into a hotel. The desk clerk asks. Do you need help with your luggage? The photon replies. No thank you I’m traveling light.

Mikeb56 7 June 10
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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: "Why the long face?"

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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. "How much?" says the neutron. The bartender replies, " For you? No charge."

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I love it!

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You get a smile... No laughs but you do get a smile.

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Yeah pretty bad huh?

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Not bad

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question:

The water of the earth's oceans stores a lot of heat. An engineer said he designed an ocean liner that would extract heat from the ocean's waters at 283 K and reject heat to the atmosphere at 293 K. He thought he had a good idea but his boss fired him. Explain.

Student answer:

Because he slept with his boss' wife.

Sean-Z Level 5 June 10, 2018
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A group of neutrinos walk into a bar. The barkeep says, 'Hey, we're closed.'. The neutrinos answer, 'We're just passing through.'

I'll go get a day job, now, so y'all can tell me not to quit it.

Naw keep em coming. ?

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They say the Universe will eventually collapse. No matter!

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Never trust atoms... they make up everything.

May the (m*a) be with you.

What’s a physicist favorite food?

Fission chips.

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Laughing in waves over that one.

azzow2 Level 9 June 10, 2018

In a particular manner?

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Why was the mushroom laughing?

Because he was a fungi. ?

Sean-Z Level 5 June 10, 2018
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<----types in the voice of Fozzie Bear 'Wockawockawocka!'

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An electron and a positron go into a bar.
Positron: "You're round."
Electron: "Are you sure?"
Positron: "I'm positive."

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