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SonOfABeach 7 June 11
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" You really want to take me on ".   Do I now get a prize ?

@BigBoMclain
Thats not a costume, thats is me !

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Just... ya know... you're funny.

Bird: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
(Goodfellas quote)

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I keeeeeeel you!

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Big Bird has gone rogue.

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Go ahead. Make my day.

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Dammit! Forgot the conditioner!

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"Sixty-five million years ago, I'd have eaten you, Sunshine!"

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Something something....Donald Trump’s hair

Oh he wishes!

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I did not ask for a blow-dry.

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Laugh all you want, but I get LAID!!!

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"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

@Stacey48 from the movie "Taken". Old joke now. 🙂

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I told you! I'm not a chicken!

Betty Level 8 June 11, 2018

Ha Ha

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Suave with Aloe, extra body.

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"All right, Donald, I'll go to the damned state dinner, but don't you dare touch me!"

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Shut up! I'm having a bad hair day.

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Resistance is futile, earthlings!

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I come in peace..take me to your head chicken.

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Me before coffee...

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I look gooooodddd!

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"Fishing Here, Get Outta My Pond"!!

IzMark Level 4 June 11, 2018
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That sumbitch did what?

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Who pissed in my cheerios???

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You wanna go? Lets go!

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Come at me bro!

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Wanna rephrase that?

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The monkeys believe in flying spaghetti monsters and THEY “inherit the earth?!”

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