Let's pretend we're wrong and a supernatural diety shows up on earth!
What three questions would you ask this being?
Assuming it's going to show up and claim the mantle of the god(s) of Abraham.
What the fuck took you so long?
Do you think you've really earned the worship and praise you've received over these years?
What are you going to do about the shit you've let go this far?
Okay, not necessarily in this order.