Which (if any) of the religious texts throughout the world accurately portray your personality and motivations for your actions?

Why has it chosen to relay its message through dead languages and with faith (which has been proven to be unreliable in accurately determining the actual state of truth within the universe)?

If the stories of you creating existence are true, what's the purpose behind this whole thing?

1. WTF 2. WTF and 3. WTF.........

Could you please tell me all universal truths.
What now?
Do you really make athletes and race horses win events?

Can you just do the Earth a solid and get rid of us? (Then I wouldn't need the next two questions, assuming this god grants the first).

1. Hi. How ya doing?
2. What's goin' on?
3. I guess I'm going to hell?

Ehh, what's up, Doc?
I bet you thought this was real funny, didn't you?
What time is it where you come from?

Well now, that depends. Does it Speak English? OK, I want to know... Where the sidewalk ends, what lies beyond space time, and is it going to eat me.

What other supernatural beings exist?

Natural selection, bit of a harsh way for an omnipotent being to hone and diversify its beloved creation don’t you think?

So I still need a working brain in order to think and to experience right? Once I’m brain dead it’s still over.

where you been?

How could you screw up so bad if you're the all knowing...?

How can you let grown men sexually abused your baby children...

Why do you need us born into sin in order to serve you...

Why do you need me to love you more than my own children...

Why make it so hard for a believer to connect with you? What is the point of suffering? Why isn't just being a good person enough?

What the f@$k, dude? Explain yourself

Why here? Why niw? Are you feeling alright?

Is right now too soon to fuck off?
Can you take all your shit with you?
Can you make this your last visit?

You lost? First time here? What's in it for me?

Why are you so evil?
Why pain, hurt, kids with bone cancer, genocide......you get the point
Fuck you, why not?

How’s Asgard this time of year?

Just 1. Why? re everything.

1. Were you dropped on your head when you were a kid?
2. Do you have a blood fetish?
3. What are you afraid of?

Who do you think you are?

What gives you the right?

How do you sleep at night?

If you really exist, how is Islam possible?

1. Why mosquitos?
2. Did you deliberately make it difficult for men and women to get together in mutually satisfying relationships?
3. Why the hell didn't you just tell everyone you were female to begin with?

Just one from me: How could you?

How hard was it to write the program? Did you use C++ or Java to simulate our Universe? Why did you create that idiot Donald Trump?

Doc, is it curable? How's the food and Will I have a roommate? If one shows up, it's likely I'm have a mental breakdown, delusional, and getting committed.