I just sing up and am thrilled to find such kindred souls. I love these answers.

1. Do you answer questions?
2. What's the best one you were ever asked?
3. What will happen if you alleviate time?

it would entirely depend on the nature of the deity. the questions I'd ask Ishtar are totally different than what I'd ask Kishijoten.

You mean, after punching him in the face? ...?

I will Pretend to go back to Sleep, no question asked.

What the hell were you thinking

I only have one question. Where the hell have you been?

!) Why were you hiding?
2) What were you ashamed of? The flood?
3) Didn't you want us to believe in you?

I'd also ask to which supernatural deity you are referring.

Ask: why do you let baby’s be raped and murdered?
Ask: why do you let people kill people and get away with it?
Ask: why do you allow men to beat there better half?

1. Are you going to punish us for allowing us to have reasoning to think this is all bullshit?

2. What's up with all these natural disasters and diseases.

3. Can you make everybody equal

I suspect that if whatever God finally shows up, they'll have a few questions for us.
In the grand scheme of Eternity, we haven't been around all that long, and to Whatever-God, he may have only been gone for a moment. Perhaps Whatever-God had to tend to things on "Centaurus A" for a while. Like a busy parent tending to another child, starting up or checking on life some place else. Or even just a little holiday in the Andromeda Galaxy.
Whatever-God, upon returning, might ask us... What the Hell??!
And then give us the lecture... I turn my back for One Second (or millennium) and you destroy the place?!? Well, don't expect Me to clean up Your mess!
Maybe Whatever-God has already returned, saw the mess and said "To hell with the lot of ya!"

Are you powerful enough to un-exist yourself? Because you're really screwing it up for us unbelievers.

From a previous incarnation of this question: Why here? Why now? Are you feeling slright?

I'd like to ask these religious factions that say sex is evil and bad when it's the Mormons, and Cathlic, that claim it's good to be fruitful and multiply at same time we have a limit to land we can use and still they keep pushing baby's out i find there whole system irresponsible and hypocritical to tell others not to have sex how many immaculately conceived baby's are out there? is God still haveing Sex? Oh that's right it's his Angles that are having lots of sex!.. what a fantastic delusion. Bible should stay in fiction same with Joeseph Smith's version and his murdering Patsy Brigham Young!. That's my opinion

I love all these comments and agree with them inturn you guys are great!!

1.How can you prove to me you are without flaw and are all powerful? 2. Where were you when so much evil in the world is going down? 3. Can you prove you are all mighty by curing all my physical ailments starting with Diabetese I was born with . 4. Can you stop a Black hole in space from swallowing a planet that's only 1 AU away? Can you allow me to see that as you do it? Without it killing or hurting me? 5. Can you allow me to be in a Hypernova and see Gold turn into Oxygen as I watch and can you slow time to 1/1000 of normal time to watch the result? Just a few simple things for a super being

Do you actually talk to those asshole preachers who claim you do. Why starvation and poverty is allowed.

Why is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything else, 42?
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Can you make a rock heavy enough that you can't lift it?
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why turbulence?

Just 1. Why? re everything.

Where have you been all this time?
Why do you allow children to starve to death?
Why do some storms kill some people?

Who the hell are you? Why didn't you knock? Could you pass the pepper please?

Is there a point to our existence?
What happens when we die?
Which holy book did you give humans? Is so why? If not why not?

WTFx3

Assuming it's going to show up and claim the mantle of the god(s) of Abraham.

What the fuck took you so long?

Do you think you've really earned the worship and praise you've received over these years?

What are you going to do about the shit you've let go this far?

Okay, not necessarily in this order.

What planet are you from?
How fast does that thing go?
Did you bring any Goddesses?