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Let's pretend we're wrong and a supernatural diety shows up on earth!
What three questions would you ask this being?

RoadGoddess 7 June 13
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Level 7

If you really exist, how is Islam possible?

What makes it different from Christianity?

@legna Islam is cruel and oppressive. Its sole function is its own propagation, by any means available, including violence, deception and reproduction. The well being of its followers and of humanity in general is not a consideration of the ideology.

@PBuck0145 and your source is? Main stream media and anti Islamic propaganda? You might be somehow familiar with Christianity because your cultural background and sounding environment, but what do you know about Islam that is not coming to through the channels of that very same environment? Asumming that everything you know about Islam is true, you still know only about the deeds of a minority not representative of or it's practitioner.
What are your arguments supporting your previous statements?

@legna The Qur'an, the Sira and the Hadith are the sources. There is no god but Allah, and Muhammad is His messenger. Following the teachings of Muhammad and the "perfect" example of Muhammad's life inevitably results in the behavior which I described. I do not fear Muslims as people, who are enslaved and oppressed by their indoctrinated political ideology. I do fear the prospect that Islam might eventually be successful, and all of humanity will be enslaved and oppressed.
I regard the political ideology of Islam to be an infectious philosophical virus. No sane deity would create such an abomination.

@PBuck0145 still none a single argument to support your claim. And yet my original question has not been answered.

@legna
We need to reject regressive leftist group identity philosophy and revive classical liberalism. This will enable us to have rational, evidence-based discussions of the political ideology of Islam and its teachings.
[pewresearch.org]
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Level 8
  1. WTF 2. WTF and 3. WTF.........

@BigBoMclain Exactly. A lot of explaining to do!
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Level 5

Just one question: why are you such a cunt?

Easy on the misogynistic slant, bro!

@AnneWimsey I'm from Israel. Back there, calling someone a "cunt" is the same as calling someone an "asshole", "dick", "fuckwad" or a "piece of shit". Misogyny not implied, although I can see how it could be perceived from a 3rd person view 🙂

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Level 7
  1. Why mosquitos?
  2. Did you deliberately make it difficult for men and women to get together in mutually satisfying relationships?
  3. Why the hell didn't you just tell everyone you were female to begin with?
  1. ???
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Level 8

What’s your source of nutrition? What’s your method of propulsion? Can you describe where you’re from?

Varn Level 8 June 13, 2018
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Dog dammit … I thought we were talking extraterrestrials … guess that’s how I get after one beer 😕

With regard to a ‘deity,’ I’ll defer to any of the better comments 🙂
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Level 6

How’s Asgard this time of year?

Forgot the other 2…
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Level 9

1 Why did you take only six days to create all of this? Why the hurry? You could have thought out some of this shit if you had taken more time.
2 Why are we still paying for one dumbass who took one bite out of one lousy apple? Seems a bit of an over reaction.
3 Why didn't you make farts smell like flowers?

Hahahaha!
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Level 9

Why are you such a passive/aggressive piece of shit?
Why do you allow children and other innocents to suffer unnecessarily with
disease, violence, and natural disasters?
Why are you such a passive/aggressive piece of shit?

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Level 9

I will Pretend to go back to Sleep, no question asked.

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Level 7

Cancer? Childhood starvation? Slavery?

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Level 3

I only have one question. Where the hell have you been?

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Level 8

I'd ask only one question! Where the F$#K have you been while you're planet nearly destroyed itself.

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Level 9

Why? Why? WHY!? If all-knowing, he'd know.

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Level 7

Not original as Richard Dawkins has dibs on this but " And you are who, exactly ? Zeus? Loki ? Jupiter ? "
And then WTF x 2

Tilia Level 7 June 14, 2018
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Level 6

Are you special

Qiru Level 6 June 14, 2018
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Level 8

Only one:Were flying cockroaches really essential?

Coldo Level 8 June 14, 2018
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Level 9

Just One, before I kicked it into next week: WTH were you thinking?!??

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Level 5

I wouldn't necessarily have any questions, but if She/He/It/They were to ask me a question about my atheism, I have the answer ready. S/H/I/T would be looking at me and I'd stare back into Her/His/Its/Their eyes and say: "Boss, you did not give me sufficient evidence!"

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Level 6

I'd find out who his/her supervisor is because he/she is not doing their job and needs to be fired. If I let this much chaos go on in my position, i'd have been fired.

Aushra Level 6 June 14, 2018
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Level 8

I wouldn't ask anything but I'd let them know they suck

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Level 4

Which one are you? (Mithras, Zeus, Baal, Shiva, Vishnu, Thor, ....?)

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Level 4

Why did you allow Hitler?
Why did you allow the Native American Genocide?
Why don't we have three hands????

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Level 6

Doc, is it curable? How's the food and Will I have a roommate? If one shows up, it's likely I'm have a mental breakdown, delusional, and getting committed.

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Level 7

How hard was it to write the program? Did you use C++ or Java to simulate our Universe? Why did you create that idiot Donald Trump?

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Level 7

Just one from me: How could you?

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