Ehh, what's up, Doc?
I bet you thought this was real funny, didn't you?
What time is it where you come from?

1. Hi. How ya doing?
2. What's goin' on?
3. I guess I'm going to hell?

Can you just do the Earth a solid and get rid of us? (Then I wouldn't need the next two questions, assuming this god grants the first).

Could you please tell me all universal truths.
What now?
Do you really make athletes and race horses win events?

Which (if any) of the religious texts throughout the world accurately portray your personality and motivations for your actions?

Why has it chosen to relay its message through dead languages and with faith (which has been proven to be unreliable in accurately determining the actual state of truth within the universe)?

If the stories of you creating existence are true, what's the purpose behind this whole thing?

1). Why now? 2). What is the purpose of it all? 3).Could you please hit the delete button on all these televangelist.? They are robbing people blind.

What about childhood cancer? Aren't you just a dick? Why should I praise you?