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I've stopped engaging with online dating sites. I think I'll just focus on the woman that's been delivering my pizzas lately. She only has three teeth but, she's got a job, her own car and pizza.

By Duke8
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My pizza delivery guy actually flirted with me his evening. I'd bet a dollar he wasn't even old enough to buy me a drink!

Deb57 Level 8 Dec 10, 2018
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Lol

kltuckmn Level 7 June 17, 2018
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Hahahaha. your standards aren’t too high, are they? don’t take that the wrong way...i’m not a snob really. i just think you’re funny!

IAmLove Level 7 June 17, 2018
3

Uh, beer?

jerry99 Level 8 June 17, 2018
5

Opportunity seldom knocks, especially with pizza in hand. GO FOR IT!

Sticks48 Level 9 June 17, 2018

@Duke lol. I'm not that uptown. I don't have a doorbell. Besides that, 'when opportunity chimes' doesn't carry the same weight.

@Duke LOL. ?

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Thank you for the laugh smile001.gif

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Wait till she has one tooth then you can her one eater

Mal-james Level 3 June 17, 2018
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I see you're BBBBAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK! Thanks gawdness!

AnneWimsey Level 8 June 17, 2018

@Duke I have several batteries....how much light we gonna need, anyway? Thanks for the pad....keeps the mud down?

@Duke RV has room-darkening shades
!On the other hand, why are we both assuming I am easy?............oh, wait................

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C'mon now, I'll be there in 12 days and I was hoping to meet some nice people! Not necessarily for dating but youve dashed my hopes for future dating activities. smile009.gif

And I prefer long locks.

You will know if I bite you. I will bring calzone....what do you offer?

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Well a car and pizza, damn I would go for that.

kenriley Level 8 June 17, 2018
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Make a move Dude Duke... Good luck! smile001.gif

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Teeth are overrated. smile002.gif

CaroleKay Level 8 June 17, 2018

Bwa ha ha

Best one

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She sounds perfect?

Sheannutt Level 9 June 17, 2018
5

Wow,she has so much going for her.?

Coldo Level 8 June 17, 2018
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Good luck with that, you've likely got some competition.

Lol.

Ha!

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Way to go dude. I salute you

Smartwoman Level 5 June 17, 2018
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What else could one want...right? smile002.gif

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Pizza, FTW! ?

resserts Level 8 June 17, 2018
1

What more could a guy want? LOL!!!!

yogafan108 Level 7 June 17, 2018
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