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Day 1524 without sex. I think I'm losing hearing in my left eye.

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What’s that? I can’t see a word you’re saying.


I want to say, hang in there, but no I don't think that's the right thing to say.

kenriley Level 8 June 21, 2018

Longest time without sex = 30 YEARS!!!! Learned more about relationships out of them than in them.
...and don't worry about the eye, it'll shift to the other eye. Can you hear me now?

Pook Level 5 June 21, 2018

LOL!! Wow, over 4 years. I'm impressed (or concerned) you keep track.


Nah. You only go blind when you're having sex. That's what our mothers would tell us, anyway. At least before you're

SukiSue Level 8 June 21, 2018

That's nothing, how about ten years without sex. I think about it every minute of every day.I am so frustrated about not meeting the right one I want to be with. I am determined not just to just have sex with just anyone I want the right one. Most of the right ones are married. so I'm still hoping to meet that right one for me.

Melady Level 2 June 21, 2018

I think it's something to him, right?

Pretty sure sex is on most peoples mind daily, or at least a few times a or no sex. Hang in there!

Wow you do have patience... what about when your spouse is sick. Do you wait till you die? Or she does? Lol


can you get to kansas? lol


But the beard on my palm is coming along very nicely?

FrayedBear Level 9 June 21, 2018

use it or lose it.

hankster Level 9 June 21, 2018

Scientific proof that doing certain things will make you go blind. ?

Peakbagger Level 3 June 21, 2018

ha ha ha I am glad to know of the symptoms ahead of time! Keep us posted...only I hope you won't have to for long!

thinktwice Level 8 June 21, 2018

Can you find me by touch?

AnneWimsey Level 8 June 21, 2018

Hilarious! Lol...

If you were doing this -celibacy marathon- for a documentary you could have made a fortune!

Guess it's too late..maybe a cold shower might help?

Hitchens Level 8 June 21, 2018

Thanks, that was funny!

cowetaman Level 3 June 21, 2018

Coming up on 4000 days. ??

kmdskit3 Level 8 June 21, 2018

Good thing it isn't your third eye !!!... Uuuffff ?????????

IamNobody Level 8 June 21, 2018

Or his brown eye!


What! Not the man? Sing this song.... I've never been to Spain... now get out
Watch "Three Dog Night - Never Been To Spain" on YouTube

I LOVE that song! I listen to it often.




Maybe it's time to call in the kidneys for backup.

Benthoven Level 8 June 21, 2018

Math problem, eh? 2548 days and counting. Should we start a club?

IAJO163 Level 7 June 21, 2018

You're a riot lol

Qiru Level 6 June 21, 2018

Can happen

Marine Level 8 June 21, 2018

Are you having to shave the palms of your hands?

LucyLoohoo Level 8 June 26, 2018

Last time for me was 2012. I don’t want to do the math for number of days, it will be too depressing. ??


Let's look on the bright side . It's obvious no one will be calling you a man whore.

Lorajay Level 7 Feb 5, 2019
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