They say the hottest person in a party never gets hit on because people are intimidated. I'm just going to assume that's why I never get hit on.
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CRISPR_Cas
Level 3
June 25, 2018
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Duke...if it isn’t one thing...it is another with you! It is all in the numbers...if you have enough people around, some of them are bound to hit on you! Go to bigger parties! Your chances are better...with the more people you meet and greet! And stay away from the drapes, you will blend in with them too much and some women might think that you don’t stand out of the pack! It is all in the numbers now! Life is not like it used to be...when you could just order up a women from a catalog...it’s a numbers game, my man!
Freedompath
Level 9
June 25, 2018
5
You are probably right...lol...stand by the fan...it might help.
thinktwice
Level 8
June 25, 2018
4
Stand by the fan????? fucking hilarious
@lookinhard It might make him less "hot"...lol...a simple remedy that perhaps was overlooked in his zealousness to explain his lack of interaction with the opposite sex, no? lol
At least we can all laugh at the absurdity of it all...
@thinktwice or it could just spread his heat even faster.Or,he may self ignite if a spark pops up.I say"Roll another one....Just like the other one"..maybe someone will stop to share."puff.puff,pass"
I was thinking that might be the case for my onlone profile. You might be right.
Wildflower
Level 8
June 25, 2018
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Janis Joplin used to say that no one hit on her because she was too famous and people were too embarrassed to be shot down.Interesting,eh
lookinhard
Level 7
June 26, 2018
2
It is lonely at the top. I used to work a group of women and I never hitted the prettiest... sometimes even got the honest question... "don't you wanna talk to my friend?" ...sometimes I gave the honest answer "I wanted your friend to come to me, but now that I am meeting you I am not interested on her anymore, you are the one I like". Yep I was evil. And a prettiest woman in the group can't stand that so... she will come around. Evil, evil, evil and Full of Shit... but the satisfaction of turning down the prettiest is innate on us. Besides... "Show me a beautiful woman and I will find you a man tired of her shit".
GipsyOfNewSpain
Level 9
June 25, 2018
2
There is also the very big possibility that you never go to parties. The 1st sentence being flim flam for a goose's bridle to misdirect from the second which doesn't actually state that you do attend parties in quantity for this to be of statistical significance. - How many of your points listed below have I managed to comply with? ?
FrayedBear
Level 9
June 24, 2018
2
Duke:
Don't over-think this. You could hurt yourself.
@Duke any port in a storm.
Duke:
@FrayedBear I've been to port "Crusty and Dry". Turned out to be a pretty bad vacation choice.
I thought you were dating Taylor Swift man, what happened?
LuckyCharms
Level 6
June 27, 2018
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