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I've been teaching my cat to jump through burning hoops. It's been a long process. So far, I'm on my 12th cat.

Duke 8 July 7
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Nine lives/cat. That’s a lot of cats ?

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Sounds like you should get a kindle or ibooks account and get the book "101 things to do with a dead cat"

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Keep trying. Anything is paw-sible ?

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You got a pussy cemetary there ?

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You’re so cruel. Hope #13 is the lucky one.

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Do the tails get all crunchy & crispy? What is your favorite dipping sauce? Recipe?

gotta be catsup.

@hankster so mundane........i was thinking a creamy louis sauce, sort of like 1000 island but with a kick?

@AnneWimsey i agree that catsup is mundane, but I'm not much on Thousand Island... perhaps they should have some kind of condiment bar at the concession stand. perhaps a Russian blue cheese.

@hankster you, sir, have 3xcellent taste!

Well thank you @AnneWimsey. i do try to practice my tasting.

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Duke...don’t you scare the ‘hell,’ out of us, (again)! You need to get a ‘real’ hobby!

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13 is the lucky number!!!!

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Rainey - don't even think about it!

That's a pyrotechnically challenged cat right there. Highly flammable.

@Duke I make candles - I almost never burn them.

I wonder why? lol

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"I'm highly offended, I think you owe me an apology." - Schmitty

My cat circus isn't for all felines!

And, Schmitty is cute!

Thanks guys. I rescued him a couple of years ago. He is pretty old and scraggly but very photogenic. My friend has a whole persona he voices for "Dumpster Cat" when he visits. I'd take the cat over the friend any day! ?

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12 cats times 9 lifes each, man that's a lot of jumping hoops !! ??????????

Uuuuuhhhh... Follow up suggestion, maybe you should borrow Schrodinger's cat !! ?

@IamNobody Now that's funny, is it on fire or isn't it on fire. 😀

@PickledRick see, someone gets it...or doesn't ???

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Try short haired cats. Sphyx cats would be even better.

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Don't give up. I know where you can get more cats. My neighbors have extra.

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Thats at least 99 fails.

But, the colors are amazing when they ignite.

@Duke ewwww ick...

@Duke omg...(that i don’t believe exists)!

It smells a lot like Dachau.

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