I'm going out to a club tonight, I love club nights! I'm already dressed and ready to go but I need to prep some food so... right now I'm making bacon. Some is spitting on my dress.
If a guy hits on me tonight is it the bacon or me he wants?!
15
Enjoy being online again!
Welcome to the community of good people who base their values on evidence and appreciate civil discourse - the social network you will enjoy.Create your free account
17 comments
Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.
100% you first. And don't get me wrong, I LOVE bacon. But for fucks sake... Have you SEEN you??? It's you, hands down, 100 times out of 100.
KCjoe108
Level 6
July 21, 2018
0
@pepperjones
I simply state the truth ?
Don't know if this is an apt comparison, but today I tried potato salad topped with bacon for the first time ever and LOVED it! As someone who's incorporated food into the, er, romantic process, I am imagining how a side of bacon could add some texture to the fun.
SonofMax
Level 7
July 21, 2018
0
you have to be rasher-nal at times like this
LeighShelton
Level 8
July 21, 2018
0
@pepperjones it was quick lol
the thought of the two mixed is making me hungry
lookinhard
Level 7
July 21, 2018
0
I would think you first and the bacon a distant second. If not, is he FUCKING CRAZY.
Sticks48
Level 9
July 21, 2018
0
@pepperjones l don't eat bacon anymore, but women.......
Why make him choose? You tonight, bacon in the morning.
"What's her secret?"
"Bacon."
Jthurston2
Level 6
July 21, 2018
1
You, the bacon is a bonus!
BBeberstein
Level 7
July 21, 2018
1
I don't think anything can top this one.
Enjoy being online again!
Welcome to the community of good people who base their values on evidence and appreciate civil discourse - the social network you will enjoy.Create your free account
Share this post
Categories
Agnostic does not evaluate or guarantee the accuracy of any content. Read full disclaimer.