Whenever I hear "What would Jesus do" I always wonder what Jesus would do for a Klondike bar. Is it just me? (And yes, I know that jingle is stuck in your head now, deal with it)
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Is someone going to help out those of us who have no idea what a Klondike bar is? Is this some sort of drinking establishment or maybe a kind of candy comestible?
I'm assuming he'd just make one... out of a piece of the wrapper from yours... that was zero calories... and made you grow abs. Then he'd say, "What the fuck would YOU do for a Klondike, bitch?"
Won't be able to ask THAT question again without the jingle coming to mind. LOL
Mythical Jesus would float through the air and do a somersault to get a Klondike bar.
No. I would just say “who cares what some 2000 year old dead guy would do?”