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Whenever I hear "What would Jesus do" I always wonder what Jesus would do for a Klondike bar. Is it just me? (And yes, I know that jingle is stuck in your head now, deal with it)

GodIsDread 4 Jan 9
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Damned you! Now I want a Klondike bar.

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I'm a WWMT(Mark Twain)D philosopher.

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???

Is someone going to help out those of us who have no idea what a Klondike bar is? Is this some sort of drinking establishment or maybe a kind of candy comestible?

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I'm assuming he'd just make one... out of a piece of the wrapper from yours... that was zero calories... and made you grow abs. Then he'd say, "What the fuck would YOU do for a Klondike, bitch?"

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Won't be able to ask THAT question again without the jingle coming to mind. LOL

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Mythical Jesus would float through the air and do a somersault to get a Klondike bar.

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Good one...As far as jingle's go - I counter with "Banana Phone" (for those old enough to know this one)

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Curse you for the ear worm! 😉

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No. I would just say “who cares what some 2000 year old dead guy would do?”

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LOL

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