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So, the postman delivers 3 boxes to your door...large, medium, and small...in these boxes is whatever you want...what is in each box?

slydr68 8 July 24
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In the large box is a note saying 'it's in the medium box', in the medium one is one saying 'it's in the small box' and in the small box the note said 'Oops smallpox'.

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Bank account report showing millions of dollars in my US accounts, taxes pre-paid.

Cannabis oil.

A receipt for a self-driving, self-sustaining RV with zero emissions.

Yes. 👍

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Large-a snake, medium-a lizard, small-a tarantula. But I would be suspicious of the postman delivering to my door because I can’t get mail here.

Since you are in Canada, it would probably be OK. Here not so much.

@Sticks48 Are you talking about the objects in the boxes or the postman who shouldn't be delivering to my house.

@graceylou I know you can handle and will handle the contents. I know if it were me, l would personally deliver them just to meet you. ☺

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I hope she has breathing holes in there

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I will return them back to sender. Nothing I want is shipped in a box.

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In the big box, there is my happy and successful future as a writer living in New Zealand, in the medium box is my happy family and friends, and in the small box is a gold and meteorite wedding ring to remind me that all things are temporary in their permanency and that a star had to die in a supernova for me to exist 4.5 billion years later.

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I'll never know, the damn door bandit got to them first ??????

Happened to a friend of mine. Even though there was video, person was unidentifiable so she never got the parcel back.

@pixiedust the real thing that gets stolen is not the parcel but the peace of mind, which is very unfortunate

@IamNobody Too true. It's such a violation of personal space.

@pixiedust yup, used to order books from Amazon, it was just so convenient. I don't anymore....that sucks

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(sobbing) I don’t know!

Hermit Level 7 July 25, 2018
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  • small: the credentials to a Swiss bank account containing billions of dollars

  • medium: the button contraption from The Box that kills a stranger, but modified to instead kill one of my enemies at random without a trace each time I press the button

  • large: a TARDIS

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This is going to sound so melodramatic but I'm going to answer this sensibly, just for a change.

So long as one of the boxes has my eldest daughter somewhere in it, I haven't spoken to her in person for nearly 6 years (Long story) I wouldn't care about the other two so would give them away, probably to my daughters 🙂

ipdg77 Level 8 July 25, 2018
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Solid cash money in large bills. All of them.

MsAl Level 8 July 25, 2018
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---to fit the criteria of this question, the items have to be tangible and things that a postman could physically carry and fit into his little white Grumman LLV

Large -- a mint pair of MCM Deena lamps with original shades that I don't already have
Medium -- a new laptop
Small -- Round-trip Tickets to England in December for 3 weeks to see my mum and sisters

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Large: a Nord stage 3 electric piano
Medium: a 3 year supply of cannabis, hash, vape oils and insanely strong gummies. (make that a 10 year supply, 7 of it is pressed into the packing material for the keyboard)
Small: a new iphone loaded with unlimited appstore funds, a gargantuan bitcoin wallet, and the number of my soulmate/forever person, if such a lady exists.

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Large - Kindness, large acts of kindness are needed to change social consciousness.

Medium - Honesty, the middle path that understands the reflection in the mirror.

Small - Love, potentiality for infinite growth amongst populations of humans who are Kind and Honest.

Etre Level 7 July 25, 2018
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A cat either alive or dead
An infinite amount of universes
All the evils in the world.

Name my boxes. ?

1.Sounds like that psychololgist's box .
2. Sounds like the final scene from Men in Black II.
3. Sounds like Pandora's box .
Boy are you asking from trouble !

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Large: The Cure for Global Warming

Medium: Tesla Model X [google.com]

Small: Electric FAT TAD [electrictrike.com]

EdEarl Level 8 July 25, 2018
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I'd want them all empty. I need them for packing as I'm about to move.

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Goddamn It! I moved and forgot to leave my forwarding address. I hope they're not full of stuff l really want.

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In the large box I’d take $100 bills, the medium box I’d take a list of Falconry supply vendors and in the little box I’d take a prepaid MasterCard with no limit.

PaulD Level 5 July 25, 2018
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I haven't open them yet!

Marine Level 8 July 25, 2018
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This will be fun!
Large box: A steel sided briefcase, locked with a combination lock.
Medium Box: A cell phone which immediately rings. The electronically altered voice on the other end tells me the combination to the briefcase which contains a folder with the details of the woman I am to seduce and bring into the fold, whatever that means. There is a passport, a few stacks of $100 bills, and an impressive dildo which would frighten a less experienced man. The voice tells me she will be in Vegas on Friday. I have two days to get there and until Sunday to seal the deal.
Small box: A key fob and the address of a parking lot in downtown Atlanta, the space indicated contains a Lamborghini, canary yellow.

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Small box: Stock certificates for 1 million shares of Apple and Amazon, each.

Medium box: Gold certificates for all the $10,000 bills authorized, but never put into circulation.

Large box: $100 bills.

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Small: the key to my lakeside cabin in the country
Medium: prepaid debit card with no limit (setting up the cabin's gonna be expensive!)
Large: a traeger smoker

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In the big, person size, box will be my perfect female, thin, beautiful, along the lines of Natalie Wood and Catherine Zeta-Jones, who is intelligent, playful and not religious. In the medium box will be enough money for us to live comfortably. In the small box will be a 2 to 3 Carat tension set diamond for when I convince her to marry me. Do I need to click my heels? Scary to me that up to now most people won't or can't answer your question.

lerlo Level 8 July 25, 2018
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Hopefully, not fresh body parts.

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