Alright heathens, creative writing prompt: give us your best tshirt and/or bumper sticker slogan ideas for this site. Here’s what Ive got so far.
“I blasphemed the lord for 8 months and all I got was this lousy tshirt”
Agnostic.com: for when you're banned from Motherless.com and pornhubs’s servers are down.
Agnostic.com: want to find your partner? We’re skeptical that you could, yet intrigued that you may.
Agnostic.com: the last time I thanked Jesus for my meal, he said, “de nada”
Agnostic.com: carefully peer reviewed scientific journal in the streets, unmoderated comments section in the sheets.
Agnostic.com: our ceaseless sense of nihilist melancholy brings all the existentialists to the yard.
Agnostic.com: you had me at “staring into the abyss.”
Agnostic.com: We’re sorry about last night, but you really need a better safeword than “lord jesus,” we get that all the time.
Agnostic.com: we’re only judging you for apalling grammar, politics, or taste in music.
Agnostic.com: If you can read this, the believer fell off.
Who’s got more? Im sure Ive forgotten a couple, I could go on all day. Show us what you got!