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Alright heathens, creative writing prompt: give us your best tshirt and/or bumper sticker slogan ideas for this site. Here’s what Ive got so far.

“I blasphemed the lord for 8 months and all I got was this lousy tshirt”

Agnostic.com: for when you're banned from Motherless.com and pornhubs’s servers are down.

Agnostic.com: want to find your partner? We’re skeptical that you could, yet intrigued that you may.

Agnostic.com: the last time I thanked Jesus for my meal, he said, “de nada”

Agnostic.com: carefully peer reviewed scientific journal in the streets, unmoderated comments section in the sheets.

Agnostic.com: our ceaseless sense of nihilist melancholy brings all the existentialists to the yard.

Agnostic.com: you had me at “staring into the abyss.”

Agnostic.com: We’re sorry about last night, but you really need a better safeword than “lord jesus,” we get that all the time.

Agnostic.com: we’re only judging you for apalling grammar, politics, or taste in music.

Agnostic.com: If you can read this, the believer fell off.

Who’s got more? Im sure Ive forgotten a couple, I could go on all day. Show us what you got!

Wurlitzer 8 July 29

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Know God, No Peace.
No God, Know Peace.

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Blasphemy is a victim-less crime.

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Agnostic.com: because missionary is boring.

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Real eyes realize real lies.

I've come here to sin and chew bubblegum.. and I'm all outta bubblegum.

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Believing
In
Big
Lies
Enthusiastically

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Agnostic.com: let's talk about sects

Agnostic.com: reason is reason enough

Agnostic.com: where not being into Greek is not bigotry

Agnostic.com: we're not virgins and neither was Mary. Not judging.

Agnostic.com: Love the sin and the sinner

Agnostic.com: because less priests means less pedophiles

Agnostic.com: if Jesus is coming, we should too

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Agnostic.com: "For heathen's sake!"
Agnostic. com: "Where belief in the existence of dog(s) is real"
Agnostic.com: "Don't worry. Be rational."

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Agnostic.com: Hey, at least it's not Facebook.

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I don't know how many of you have seen these little black oval stickers that say "Jesus is Lord", they're all over the place around here. I think one that look just like it but says "no he's not", or "nope", or "i don't believe it" might be kind of memorable. I do think the more hateful, vulgar type of comments work against our cause more than for it, and to be truthful sound like something a trump supporter would say. reinforcing the idea that we're a bunch of bad ugly heathens seems counterproductive. my two cents.

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Agnostic.com : cuz for profit dating sites are all ungodly scams !

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Agnostics.com: Because all lives ARE matter.

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Keep your dogma off my rights!
Good works in non-mysterious ways.
I found god between the sheets.
How many prophets does it take to make a profit?
Why do all the ladies love jesus? Because he's so well hung.

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Haha, wow good ideas here! Getting me motivated to work harder. 🙂

Admin Level 8 July 30, 2018

I know right? A lot of this stuff is hysterical Id be proud to wear it ?

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Church is like a mushroom

Church is like a Mushroom
Keeps me in the dark and feed me shit.

SAVE SATAN,
Or stop blaming him for everything

God bless you
Nobody else will

First thing God needs, is MONEY!!!

Religion is like a history class without the facts

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Wow, I don't think I could top any of those!

Agnostic.com Where invisible friends come to die.

Carin Level 8 Aug 1, 2018
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Fun topic!

Agnostic.com: All thought no prayer
Agnostic.com: All my invisible sky friends are imaginary too
Agnostic.com: I think therefore agnostic
Agnostic.com: God is dead...small type below j/k he never existed
Agnsotic.com: God isn't
Agnsotic.com: /religious: denies existence 99% of gods
atheist: denies existence of 100% of gods
Are we really so different?/

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Love these! Impossible to choose a favorite. Heathens are so much funnier and wittier than religious folks.

dkp93 Level 7 July 30, 2018
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Agnostic.com: coveting our neighbours' asses off!

Salo Level 7 July 30, 2018

Lmao thats the first one to really make me LOL, I think you win!

@Wurlitzer Woot! I'll have to try and argue a free t-shirt out of it then 🙂

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I gotta say Im enjoying this for its own merit but Im slightly disappointed in the comment to like ratio Ive got here so far. 11-3? ☹️ I see how it is lol. Im givin it up to yall if ya come up with one even slightly good one, and Ive given you 10. What do you people want from me!? Blood!? No thats the christians again but throw me a bone people Im tryna get my shirt on; I need free clothes. ?

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Agnostic.com - All the same skepticism you have + 1 more.

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Agnostic.com : The alternative to Facebook !
You're sick of Facebook aren't you ?

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Agnostic.com: Less belief is more

Agnostic.com: One less God than U

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Hey! I've been out of service for several days!

MARRY ME, WURLI (you had me at the "streets/sheets" one)

That's all I got 😛

Welcome back! You’re the third beautiful lady to propose to me in as many weeks on this site, maybe my lucks turnin around. too bad no one’s serious ? but Im chuffed nontheless ??

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Is religion reality or myth? Know your genres!

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Believe it or not I Prey too

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