Agnostic.com
  1. Agnostic
  2. Posts
  3. Silly, Random & Fun

7 11

I woke up before the birds this morning. Went out and screamed at them for a change.

#birds
Duke 8 Aug 9
Share
Submit

Enjoy being online again!

Welcome to the community of good people who base their values on evidence and appreciate civil discourse - the social network you will enjoy.

Create your free account

7 comments

Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.

4

Level 6

Wear ear plugs...there is nothing sweeter to me than being awakened by birdsong

Xena Level 6 Aug 9, 2018
Reply

What if they're not really singing at all but are just screaming because they're afraid of heights?

@Duke silly wingless human

@Xena illogical inference?
3

Level 9

Mmmmm...and your neighbors? Happy, are they?

3

Level 8

Just be careful. They're spot-on poop aim when they want to be.

2

Level 10

I bet that scared them off their perches!

3

Level 6

That is hilarious!

3

Level 7

Payback!!!

1

Level 9

As I flash back to an episode of Friends where Phoebe was dating a cop. When she commented on the birds singing in the morning he pulled out his service weapon and shot the bird. I much prefer your method.

Write Comment

Enjoy being online again!

Welcome to the community of good people who base their values on evidence and appreciate civil discourse - the social network you will enjoy.

Create your free account

Share this post

Copy Link

Related Groups More

Memes R Us
2986 members
Sexy Classy Pics
774 members

Categories

You can include a link to this post in your posts and comments by including the text q:151616
Agnostic does not evaluate or guarantee the accuracy of any content. Read full disclaimer.