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I woke up before the birds this morning. Went out and screamed at them for a change.

By Duke8
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Good, about time somebody did.

Sheannutt Level 9 Aug 13, 2018
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As I flash back to an episode of Friends where Phoebe was dating a cop. When she commented on the birds singing in the morning he pulled out his service weapon and shot the bird. I much prefer your method.

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Payback!!!

Alvingo1 Level 7 Aug 9, 2018
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That is hilarious!

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I bet that scared them off their perches!

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Mmmmm...and your neighbors? Happy, are they?

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Just be careful. They're spot-on poop aim when they want to be.

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Wear ear plugs...there is nothing sweeter to me than being awakened by birdsong

Xena Level 6 Aug 9, 2018

@Duke silly wingless human

@Xena illogical inference?

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Did you also peck holes in the side of a tree?

MrLizard Level 8 Aug 9, 2018
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I can very well picture this!

STFU?

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