I may not be the funniest guy or most attractive guy or the smartest guy or the richest guy... Shit. I forgot where I was going with this.
But you stayed in a Holiday Inn last night?
I think you were just showing us your tremendous humility! ?
But everyday is a new challenge , because you can't remember anything you learned yesterday .
Oh, you don't want to go there with the forgetfulness. That one got me into a shitstorm in a previous post. Not gonna expound upon it other than to say that there are topics that some people find taboo. And they aren't necessarily the ones you think would be.
... but I will treat you like a princess and do my best to make you feel as happy as you make me.