Sooooo, one of my Facebook friends is complaining that she prayed before she started driving, and still got into a car accident. And she prayed real hard....... and now she's mad at god.......her imaginary friend......as if her imaginary friend played a role slow blinks
I want so badly to say, "that's because you might as well have been wishing upon a star, or praying to bigfoot." But alas, I have to put up with their imaginary friend, and need for seroquel.
She thinks she's pissed? Imagine how god feels...he tried to kill her and failed. Not so omnipotent after all it would seem.
 JeremyTaylor
                                                
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                                                    JeremyTaylor
                                                
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                                                Aug 19, 2018                                            
                                        @nutrition_nerd I won't say this often, but I'm glad I could get you to spit. 
Tell her 'God works in mysterious ways that are indistinguishable from being totally radom.'
 MattKing225
                                                
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                                                    MattKing225
                                                
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                                                Aug 19, 2018                                            
                                        Notice that she takes none of the responsibility for the accident. 'The car starts swerving'. Poor dear apparently doesn't understand that when she's behind the wheel she is supposed to drive. God and the car won't do it alone. I doubt the insurance company is willing to accuse either God or the car for the accident.
 ladyprof70
                                                
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                                                Aug 19, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    ladyprof70
                                                
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                                                Aug 19, 2018                                            
                                        god wouldn't test her like this if she couldn't handle it. Plus he was busy deciding who was going to win the Astros- Athletics game. But, she's in a weakened state. Tell her you'll drive with her this time, she won't pray ahead of time and you bet it'll go better and maybe you can get her away from this god thing
 lerlo
                                                
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                                                    lerlo
                                                
                                                Level 8
                                                Aug 19, 2018                                            
                                        Not I. I defriend and delete religious wing nuts from Facebook, mostly because 85% of white evangelicals voted for Trump.
 birdingnut
                                                
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                                                    birdingnut
                                                
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                                                Aug 19, 2018                                            
                                        Reminds me of the IGNORANT woman who, after missing her connection on Flight 800 (the one that BLEW UP over the Atlantic several years ago), posted how THANKFUL she was that GOD had saved HER sorry ass from getting on that plane! She had NO comment about the HUNDREDS of men, women, children and BABIES on the plane, and how they must have suffered after the front of that plane blew off and they plummeted to a HORRIFIC death! What a #Dumbass
 Daco2007
                                                
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                                                Aug 19, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    Daco2007
                                                
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                                                Aug 19, 2018                                            
                                        Exactly. She was saved for a greater purpose. Haven't seen that she has done much for humanity yet.
Have Faith God has a plan, his ways are not your ways, everything happens for a reason, God works in mysterious ways his wonders to perform.
Feeling better now? By the way hating god and leading others in to temptation will send you straight to hell, so STFU!
 LenHazell53
                                                
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                                                Aug 19, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    LenHazell53
                                                
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                                                Aug 19, 2018                                            
                                        Silly god. I only pray to Odin, and only for a death worthy of being remembered in a drinking song.
 AviatorJim
                                                
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                                                Aug 19, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    AviatorJim
                                                
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                                                Aug 19, 2018                                            
                                        I am sorry. I know how you feel. My niece is the same way. She has always been reckless and now she found a scapegoat for her recklessness...god... Her excuse for voting for Trump...it will bring us to the book of revelations, her excuse for getting pregnant 6 times with 6 different people... I thought god wanted me to be with that person.... here excuse for still living in a trailer that gets flooded out every 2-3 years....god wanted me to be on this piece of land... I do not appease her. I am quick to confront her on her bigotry... “She’s black, but a good one..” and her hatred toward anyone who doesn’t share her beliefs.
 Phin
                                                
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                                                    Phin
                                                
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                                                Aug 19, 2018