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Don't fuck with a truck if you're only a Volkswagen.

Useless as tits on a board.

It'll freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

Don't get yer shit in a knot.

Profanity is a sign of a weak mind struggling to express itself.

Umbral Level 8 Sep 1, 2018

wow I have never heard of none of these, they are wonderful sayings.

my dad would say useless as tits on a boar hog. Which is kinda useless as tits on any male.

lol maybe I've always heard it wrong!

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My grandmother was a proper Christian. She told me once "Doesn't matter a fart to all the wind in the world". Shocked the hell out of me.

That is a pretty funny saying ???

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Quite a few from my old folks in my mother's tongue. Sometimes translation is a challenge to say the least, other the outcome is even funnier...not always though

IamNobody Level 8 Aug 31, 2018
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A courting bird wears bright feathers .

Cast1es Level 8 Aug 31, 2018

Never heard that one either, but it's a good one.

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If you wanna run with the big dogs, ya gotta learn to pee in the tall grass.

Never heard of that one boy I'm learning a lot of new sayings.

@Sheannutt I think it's from a movie I saw as a teenager.

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Busier than a one armed wallpaper hanger.

Have not heard that one until hippie chick 58 put it here.

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Busier than a dog with two tails. Busier than a one armed paper hanger.

Never heard of those either ☺

@Sheannutt I was thankful my golden only had one tail, he could have done some serious damage with two!

@HippieChick58 they really can whack you a good one with them tails

@Sheannutt it was always fun when he got excited while in the laundry room, and his tail started banging on the dryer like a drum. Good times.

@HippieChick58 my sister's dog used to do that it is hilarious.

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Those who check under the bed have hidden there themselves.

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“Goin to beat Sixty!” smile009.gif

Varn Level 8 Aug 31, 2018
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As you sow so shall you reap

I remember that saying very well.

That's in the bible I think or at least sounds like it should be.

@rogueflyer After some searching, you are correct. It is found in the bible.

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Can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

Never heard that one before.

Right. That’d be chicken shit salad hahahahhahaa

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Lay down with dogs get up with fleas. Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater. Too poor to have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.

I never heard the first two but the last one always.

@Sheannutt apparently the throwing out of the baby came from the days when an entire family would infrequently bathe, and in the same container of water, the baby was last and the water was filthy by then

@NothinnXpreVails that is really interesting I did not know that.

@Sheannutt that’s just some history channel memory lol

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