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Sheannutt 9 Aug 31
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Level 8

Don't fuck with a truck if you're only a Volkswagen.

Useless as tits on a board.

It'll freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

Don't get yer shit in a knot.

Profanity is a sign of a weak mind struggling to express itself.

my dad would say useless as tits on a boar hog. Which is kinda useless as tits on any male.

lol maybe I've always heard it wrong!

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Level 8

My grandmother was a proper Christian. She told me once "Doesn't matter a fart to all the wind in the world". Shocked the hell out of me.

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Level 8

Quite a few from my old folks in my mother's tongue. Sometimes translation is a challenge to say the least, other the outcome is even funnier...not always though

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Level 9

A courting bird wears bright feathers .

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Level 7

If you wanna run with the big dogs, ya gotta learn to pee in the tall grass.

@Sheannutt I think it's from a movie I saw as a teenager.

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Level 9

Busier than a dog with two tails. Busier than a one armed paper hanger.

@Sheannutt I was thankful my golden only had one tail, he could have done some serious damage with two!

@Sheannutt it was always fun when he got excited while in the laundry room, and his tail started banging on the dryer like a drum. Good times.

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Level 8

Those who check under the bed have hidden there themselves.

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Level 8

“Goin to beat Sixty!” 😉

Varn Level 8 Aug 31, 2018
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Level 8

As you sow so shall you reap

That's in the bible I think or at least sounds like it should be.

@rogueflyer After some searching, you are correct. It is found in the bible.

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Level 9

Lay down with dogs get up with fleas. Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater. Too poor to have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.

@Sheannutt apparently the throwing out of the baby came from the days when an entire family would infrequently bathe, and in the same container of water, the baby was last and the water was filthy by then

@Sheannutt that’s just some history channel memory lol

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