Another Real Life vs. Diety post. At work, we're going through a pretty intense software change. Everyone is on edge. I yelled at someone, perferating the word again with my favorite explitive.... Its bad. So we have god-fearing women, holy rollers, and church goers here, who say things like, "imma pray this part goes smoothly." and "for some god-forsaken reason, this isnt printing!" . . So i respond like, "this is what youre praying for? You're stopping jesus from turning water to wine to ensure you can run a general ledger without a hiccup?" and, "god-forsaken? You think god turned away from you because he didnt configure your printer?" ... They think i'm joking and i am probably not being literal enough for them to understand if i can't blame an imaginary friend for spewing out profane language that appears to insult my co-workers, how is it okay to blame their imaginary friend for having a lack of diligence in retaining training??