As a man, it's my job to accomplish two things:
1- Fix things
2- Piss women off by trying to fix everything
No No Duke you don't have to fix things just coz your a man...wimin can fix things too and not because their wimin!
Your right on the fixing everything though.......just fix the things that someone has asked you to fix.
Oh..hang on have I taken this too literally? Sorry.....
I'm pretty sure you meant:
1 - Mess things up
2 - Look for a woman to fix what you broke or call a licensed professional
3 - Figure out a way to make the woman think the whole thing was her fault
I won't get pissed off if you try, I will get very pissed off if you make it worse.