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As a man, it's my job to accomplish two things:
1- Fix things
2- Piss women off by trying to fix everything

Duke 8 Oct 11

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So just take it all apart and pronounce it is a work in motion.

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Why don't you try to fix the pissing women off thing?

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No No Duke you don't have to fix things just coz your a man...wimin can fix things too and not because their wimin!
Your right on the fixing everything though.......just fix the things that someone has asked you to fix.
Oh..hang on have I taken this too literally? Sorry.....

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You forgot spiders!

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  1. stay out of the way. 2. remember to check exp. dates when buying milk and bread.

Oh yeah, and don't forget to make sure the eggs aren't cracked.

@JimG yep that's a good one needs to be in there.

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And catch bugs

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I'm pretty sure you meant:
1 - Mess things up
2 - Look for a woman to fix what you broke or call a licensed professional
3 - Figure out a way to make the woman think the whole thing was her fault

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I couldn't fix anything if my life depended on it. It's one of the reasons why my father physically and emotionally abused me.

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I won't get pissed off if you try, I will get very pissed off if you make it worse.

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What about breaking things by fixing things that weren't broken, so you'd have something broke to fix?

Or does that fall into category 2?

Haha. That sounds like a man's version of Munchhausen By Proxy.

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Are you succeeding in either of them?

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And we shouldn't try to be plumbers either.

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But, she just wants you to listen... Lol!

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