Right? I totally have the spirit of a 12 yo boy in this middle aged lady's body. It's a hard knock life when you're expected to be a grown up, but you don't feel like one.

You're fine.... You don't uncover the Kryptonite until you turn 40!

"Life is what happens while you're making other plans".

Man-children are a dime a dozen. Yawn.

Crack me up and always can use a good laugh...of course had to check your bio. What circus do you work for? (You know, the barbed circus lady ???? ) carry on, sense of humor is always good on my book

Should we call you a BOY?

Better than: manatee; man-dog; man-pig; man-a-war; etc; and especially - manageable.

Externally I'm 58, internally I'm 29 and holding (on for grim death)

Your voice just broke.

You look like the biological definition of a man. (But I am not here to judge) There are parts of the world where you would be an old man. Certainly in my part of the UK at the turn of the 20th century, life expectancy was 49 years. I don't subscribe to worship of youth. My best friend died at 42 years. We should honour being an adult as the alternative is not to be recommended.

What you still wearing nappies?

I'll call you BABY... if that's fine with you

I'm wearing a fluffy robe with a hoodie shaped like a baby chick, and I'm wearing matching baby chick slippers. I love Hello Kitty anything, and I sleep with plush toys. Apparently it says I'm a 47 year old woman. I don't know.

It takes ten years to get used to how old you are.

As a 51 year old, I am happy to continue to have that "What the hell happened?" feeling. It reminds us that kids are still really us, just with a bit less life experience, and we should treat them accordingly not dismissively.

Oh man!

Don't worry at my age all you young people under forty look alike anyway, so I can't tell you from all the others yet.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster caused the Big Boil less than ten thousand years ago. It then communicated with the great Norse people, AKA Vikings, and they some how didn't listen to him/it. So, he/it spoke to a U of Oregon State physics student to have its Gospel and Canon written. There are some physicists here who agree with Einstein that the boil happened almost 14 billion years ago however some of us lower on its totem pol still like that the FSM talked to the Vikings despite them not fully listing to him/it.

Sometimes the site does make mistakes. You can have them correct that.

If you stop using drugs for a while you might figure it out... Reality is what's left over when the drugs wear off. Unless you have a mental illness of course.