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Two guys walk into a bar. ... You'd think the second guy would have ducked.

Benthoven 8 Nov 5

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Teacher is working of word definitions. Oh my President Trump is at the door. Why Mr President would you please do our next word "Tragedy" . Trump ask and Janie raised hand> My sister and her girl scout troop were on a bus that plunged into the river and all died. Well says trump that is a huge loss but not a tragedy. Arnold raised his hand > My grandpa was mowing the lawn and the mower flipped over killing my brother. Trump says that is an accident, not a tragedy.

Little Marissa raises her hand and says >: It air force one was shot down and all died , including you, that is a tragedy.
Trump says Yes that is true, How did you know
Well says Marissa, It is not a huge loss and most likely not an accident.

EMC2 Level 8 Nov 6, 2018

Damned mean old bar...laying in wait like that!


A republican walked into a bar. OUCH
A woman abuser, a pathological liar, and a racist walk into a bar, Bartender: What can I get you Mr President

EMC2 Level 8 Nov 5, 2018

A duck walked into a local bar and asked the bartender to pour him a beer. The bartender says, "Ok. Put it on your bill?" The duck says "No. Just set it on the bar."


Then he would have quacked.


The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.



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