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Sooooo.... I was watching a show about animals and after the show went off, one of those religious Sunday morning ( tele-evangelical) shows came on, I didn't rush to turn the channel because I was busy packing, anywho within 10 minutes of this nonsense being on the pastors wife says & I quote "Everytime I hear about the gun violence in this country, it makes me smile because I know that's Jesus' way of letting us know, he's on his way back! " ????

Capricorn 6 Dec 2
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The illogical thought behind that statement is so off the wall, I. just. can't. even.

I was paralyzed for 30 seconds after she said it ?

@Capricorn I can totally understand why!

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Hey, all you Xtians, he, Jesus, was supposed to be NAILED to a CROSS, NOT a bloody Boomerang and ONLY boomerangs ever return, not crosses.

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Why I have no use for those hypocrites?

Right!

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Way back to where? Not the US, he never set foot there ever before so why would he now.

Excellent question

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Guns and Jesus? Let me think this through....
Premis #1 America has many guns. Premis #2 More guns equals more gun crime. Conclusion Jesus returns.
Nope, it just doesn't look like a logical argument to me.

Not at all, she believes the end is near, let us rejoice ????

@Capricorn Which end? (best imagined as Stan Laurel replying)

@Capricorn In all seriousness, it is very sad that a person is so indoctrinated as to want to think that way. In my Sociological Imagination I see that woman as a Hitlerite awaiting a final victory for the NAZI cause when Soviet shells are crashing down into the centre of Berlin.

@Sofabeast your guess is as good as mine ?

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That is a sick demented person.

AKA Christian folk lol

@Capricorn AK47 more like!

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Oh, FFS!

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I've heard so much stupidity from xtians that it would be really hard surprise me now. My favorite quote came from a Christian radio station while I was scanning through channels: "God gets off on praise."

JimG Level 8 Dec 2, 2018

Oh there's a song talking about being in love with Jesus Wtf

@Capricorn yes, I've heard a family member mindlessly singing the line: "I love you, Jesus." over and over, okay maybe 3 or 4 times, but it gets to me quickly.

Should I tell her the name is pronounced Hay-Suess?

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WTF????? I swear, these nut jobs must have some sort of brain damage to even think like that!!!

After she said it, she started laughing like super sinister

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Couldn't he just text. Like the rest of us?

Right or send a gd postcard

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What a bunch of nuts! Growing up I went to school with kids that went to a christian summer camp, they were always preaching that the end was coming and that obama was the antichrist!!! ??

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