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Agnostics need an "exclamation word", just as some Christians can cry out "God! That was great"
Therefore I propose the word "Santa", as in "Santa! That was great"

#Christians #agnostic #Santa #god
Petter 9 Jan 6
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Level 8

"goodness me!" or "good grief!" - depending. also "faaaark!", "far east!" & "fuck that!" or "fuckin hell!". you see, i'm rather outspoken (learnt from aussies).

@frayedbear has a lot of explaining to do!

@Petter I didn't teach her those words. In fact I got so fed up at the guys at the panel beating shop across the road using fuck on everything that I would pick up a hammer and ask them to put their thumb on the concrete floor so that I could hammer it and discover what word they used when they really needed an expletive! The whimps never did.

@Petter And why are you automatically blaming me. @walklightly I have never met and only once or twice spoken to by phone.

@FrayedBear, i think he (Petter) does that to you because you react so beautifully ?
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Level 7

I borrow from my old man.... "Fuuuck Me!" or "JESUS H. CHRIST!" (Not popular with my christian friends.)

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Level 9

When I was a kid we said curse words like "mad dog backwards." Today I find people wanting to use a word "dog" for god. I'm old fashioned. I still say dammit, goddammit, and Jesus Christ. None of it is in praise.

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Level 8

Instead of saying "Oh God!" just say "No God!"
Instead of saying "Jesus Christ!" just say any fictional character's full name. Two that I like are "Boba Fett!" and "Harry Potter!"

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Level 8

Based on my experience "ohTom! seems to be quite popular. Try it you'll see.

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Level 8

We live in the Anthropocene epoch because our spoor is currently the most potent destructive force on Earth. Oh My Spoor seems a fitting expletive, or Oh My Shit.

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Level 7

Jiminy Crickets works for me.

godef Level 7 Jan 6, 2019
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. That's an ancient expression; how old did you day you were? ??

@Petter I don't actually use the term, but was just trying to come up with something neutral in response to the post.

@godef Shame. It reminded me of my youth!

@Petter hey! Avast with the "old" shit!

@AnneWimsey OY!

@Petter nostalgia - it's good for you.
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Level 8

I say 'Oh knickers'

Be off!

Oh smelly "k" is more offensive.

@FrayedBear eeeuuuww

@Amisja told you so.
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Level 7

I use fuck. (Oh my fuck! OMF!) I don't believe in a god, but i do believe in a fuck.

When i tried to stop using profanity, i used schmeg and smurf (from red dwarf & the smurfs) with E-gad! as my exclamatory interjection.

I'm just back to saying fuck mostly although my daughter asked why i say 'holy smokes' -- i hadn't noticed it becoming a part of my vernacular.

Iā€™m with you. I also use Shit, Crap, and Jesus-Fuck when things are shockingly bad.

@UUNJ Yes, I still use all those too. šŸ™‚

@UUNJ Jeeeeeebus H Keerist!
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