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Have you ever had one of those days when you jumped out of bed and missed the floor?

By Benthoven8
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"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -Terry Pratchett

Sayetsu Level 3 Jan 18, 2019
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Not yet but I am sure the day will come! Something to look forward to ?

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Often. I jump off the bed and land on my dog (or dogs). Or cats. Or a combination of all of them.

graceylou Level 8 Jan 16, 2019
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Thats the first step in learning how to fly!

Haemish1 Level 8 Jan 16, 2019
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I had a few weeks where the knees didn't want to work well, and sometimes the floor wasn't where it was expected to be.

I get that sometimes after a night out with my friend Tequila... He kinda messes with the knees.

@Benthoven I fell on the ice three times last winter. Plus I had a desk job, worked frequent over time, and I have been considerably overweight. So there were mornings when they did not want to work well. In September when I became unemployed I started walking and strengthening the knees. I've lost weight and I don't remember the last morning I had to think about my knees before I rolled out of bed.

@HippieChick58 That's awesome.

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No. How does that go?

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Ha! Not since I quit Crown Royal after 10p.m. ?

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I have a super low bed. So no. smile002.gif
You missed the floor? Are you flying?

CaroleKay Level 8 Jan 16, 2019

Carole don’t try it!

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