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Don't ever eat a clock. It's too time consuming. 😛

BestWithoutGods 8 Feb 6
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Sargeant at ARMS!

If you do not have time to beat this man thoroughly about the head & shoulders, please arrange for a detail of angry church wives to beat him. ?

How about I just beat myself off? 😀

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What are you talking about? Time is delicious. I always ask for a second.

Bada bing.

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Oh, clock. Don't eat a clock. At first I thought it said...

Right. Clock. Got it. Never mind...

I don't eat roosters either. I'm a vegetarian. 😉

@BestWithoutGods Then you'll never know the pleasure of nibbling a tasty wiener. 🙂

I was a vegetarian and wanted to quit. I decided to go cold turkey.

@RedneckProfessor you got some kinda beef with me?

@RedneckProfessor nah, I got no steak in this fight.

@RedneckProfessor I'm bacon ya to stop!

@RedneckProfessor oh now you're just trying to spice things up. You seem quite sage.

@RedneckProfessor you put me in a bit of a pickle. I'm trying to ketchup to you with these puns.

@RedneckProfessor orange you having fun?

@RedneckProfessor oh, I am toast. You are butchering me.

@RedneckProfessor cool beans! Truce.

@Tinocca I relish these conversations.

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It might be easier to eat a clock if you apply the right herbs & spices. Ever heard of parsley, sage, rosemary and time? 😛

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Groan! Lol

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Groan

Right. If you eat a clock you would probably get such a bellyache that it would cause you to groan. 😛

@BestWithoutGods extremeeyesroll

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All of y’all are bad you are good !

Ohub Level 7 Feb 6, 2019
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What if it's a Strawberry Alarm Clock?

They might enjoy getting eaten by a Wildflower. 😛

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Don't wear your watch on your belt. That would be a waist of time.

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But, if you throw up...can you time travel?!?

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@lerlo you have competition ?

Just goes to show you have a wider audience if you don't post in a group

@lerlo true - it is all about the audience after all

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