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You can't afford me, and you can't handle me. Had to share. Here's to us smart-assy women over 50!!!!

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Answer 1

But since you are neither, not a problem.

Answer 2

Lol.. I’ve got something to look forward to.

Answer 3

I prefer tequila and I'm out the minute money comes into the picture. lol.

Answer 4

Too true...that’s why I never went looking for another husband!

Answer 5

And if I were a block of cheese, you'd never poop again.

Answer 6

Vasectomy?

Answer 7

I remember once when I was young and daft, having a bit of repartee with a rather large girl. She came out with the" you couldn't afford me" comment and I replied with "yes beef is expensive these days." I can't remember much after that and my face hurt next day.

Answer 8

Well damn fellas i guess that we should save our money for fifty year old cars instead ?

Answer 9

That's something Kathryn Hepburn would have said! ?

Answer 10

"Smart Assy"? I prefer perspicacious.

Answer 11

I love wine and whiskey. I might not be able to afford her as wine, but I can order just a glass. I might not know how to handle her as whiskey but surely I will enjoy it!

Answer 12

Nothing like a fine bourbon you sip slowly!

Answer 13

Absolutely!


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