Worst foods to attempt to eat while breastfeeding a one week old infant...ice cream, hot wings, cheetos, soup, and from @Daphnedarling...a nice, juicy peach.
I'm working with very little sleep and these thoughts made me laugh. Add a few bad ideas of your own! I could use the comedic relief.
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Congratulations!!! This too shall pass(and many things will pass to the diaper but I digress). Sending a big internet hug to mom and baby 
OpposingOpposum
Level 9
Feb 21, 2019
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I made my ex homemade marinara with extra garlic the way she likes it a couple of weeks after the birth of our daughter. Our poor little doodle got gas really bad and turned into a poop fountain.
TrailRider
Level 7
Feb 20, 2019
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Don't do cauliflower, when I did during my nursing days I got no sleep for two days due to a very gassy baby....lol
Redheadedgammy
Level 9
Feb 20, 2019
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Broccoli! If it flavors the taste of semen (so I’ve read) it surely would change the taste of breast milk! And might influence negatively the odor of what comes out the other end.
Barnie2years
Level 8
Feb 20, 2019
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I learned to avoid garlic, not because of the difficulty, but because it gave my little one horrible colic.
Nottheonlyone
Level 7
Feb 20, 2019
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@Donotbelieve nice dig
Anything using chopsticks. Accident waiting to happen.
Especially if it's noodles.
I dated a guy who could eat Ramen with chopsticks. It was very impressive btw.
RavenCT
Level 9
Feb 20, 2019
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I can eat ramen with chop sticks, among other talents.
Anything other than milk is pretty difficult to consume while breastfeeding.
indirect76
Level 7
Feb 20, 2019
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it's great to hear from you. my mother tells a story, actually it's my dad, they went to a party and mom ate a bunch of watermelon..... apparently I had already had enough watermelon and it was a bit distressful for my mother. anyway rest well when you can.
hankster
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Feb 20, 2019
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