I am sure it is just too hard to schedule a good Sunday morning rant...what with plans for sleeping in, brunch, then taking the dog for a walk...where is the time. Lol.

I bet he doesn't worship Satan or eat babies either. What a disgrace to our name.

Soooo disappointing!

No, as an atheist I've never done that, though the thought has crossed.

I would like to burst into a Trump rally and shout that out, however.

This is, of course The Onion, and it must not be taken seriously. It is not the atheist's duty to attack religion in ways which would be considered rude. We may speak out against it, but we must be civil about it. Rudeness will cause the religious to believe that we are in the wrong, and that, therefore, they must be in the right.

WTF??? Gibberish text...