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Me: Hello
Him: Well Hello Sexy.
Me: I read your profile. Well written. What did you think of mine? Do you have things in common with me?
Him: Nice pics
Me: Oh I thought maybe you read my profile.
Him: Nice tattoo
Me: It has special meaning to me.
Him: When can I see the whole thing?
Me: I see your a Christian. I’m Agnostic. I wrote it in my profile.
Him: What’s that?
Me: Google it
Him: Oh I see. I don’t think we’re a match. I’ll pray for you. God bless.

Omg!!! I get this all the time!!
Your thoughts?

LovelyLady4U 4 Apr 14
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2

I agree you do have nice pics. Oh wait you meant on the theist, if they are being them and you're being you. It really shouldn't matter which sky wizard if any you are sending prayers to.

2

That's what you get in god crazy america. Try across the pond where we are all godless heathens, and a few even more godless pirates. arrrr

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My thoughts are...what an ass!

4

They can memorize a buy-bull from cover to cover but they can't read the very name of this website. That level of stupid is exactly why we have a baboon in the White House.

3

I get that but I'm an atheist. I also get this from being a liberal. Doesn't phase me. I figured I just dodged a bullet! Ha ha! 🤪

4

Sex being mentioned in the opening line is a give away.

I was introduced to my late partner by my brother-in-law. She lived in Texass and I in Seattle. We talked for hours and hours over the phone for 2 months and sex was not mentioned once but everything else was. Sex should augment a relationship not take priority.

2

Unfortunately, it just seems to be part of the friggin process we have to go through now. 🙄

1

One of the many reasons why I stay off of dating sites.

3

A big portion of people must not want to learn anything about the other person’s personality ...for friendships or even a mate! Why not just purchased a blow-up doll mate, then you could cultivate it into your own image! And life would be just as you want it...how devine!

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Should have blocked him at "Hello sexy".
I've seen the crap that most(and I mean most) guys text my housemate. "You are soooo beautiful", "I love you", "I want to spend my life with you", "My love will not be denied". This all before they have even met. Holey fucking moley guys, what the fuck is the matter with you.
Guys, if you know guys like this, let them know how totally wrong they are.
I am totally embarrassed. I am sorry. I want to ask for your forgiveness, but really, do not forgive and especially, do not forget.

2

Stupid. Find YOUR kind.

3

I love to block people like this. If you post his handle I could stop him from contacting me ever. I suggest to most people to block these idiots.

1

It's not just the religious. Maybe it's just guys. (Not trying to be mean).
I've gotten generic messages. "I read your profile, I think we have a lot in common." Or just "Hey there, I think we are compatible, want to talk?"
Then I read their profile and think WTF did they think we had in common?
I'll reply, "What exactly was it about my profile that you found interesting?"
The response is generally, again, very generic. I flat out asked one guy if he just sends out the same message to everyone and hopes for some nibbles. Of course he wrote back that I was an angry bitch who needed to get laid.
I'm old and suspect that there are few fellows my age on sites so it is possible that someone is paid to send out generic messages to try to encourage women to buy the packages. Could be I'm just jaded.

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Had this conversation been between him and me, I think it would have turned out a little differently (well it wouldn't have involved a tattoo because I don't have one--but we can pretend).

When it got to the "I see you are a Christian" part. I would have said "I am an atheist."
And, I rather think his response would have been: "be gone with you Satan."😈

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