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Ok,,, if I start an atheist "church",,, how many of you will join? No tithes, no ties, no Gods, and no spaghetti monsters 🍝... i do get to wear a robe and one of those awesome Pope hats! Darwin, Dawkins, and Hitchens are Saints!

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Coffeeman 7 June 21
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Level 9

No, no and no. You find yourself someone else to play with.

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Level 10

I spent 32 years trying to not attend church with my ex, so the answer is not no, but hell no.

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Level 3

I'll join but only if i get a pope hat too lol

Damn right! Pope hats all around! Yours can even have little horns!

@Coffeeman yay! I'm gonna bedazzle mine lol😂
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Level 9

Sounds kinda like a Unitarian church...

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Level 8

not me. why would i? what would be its purpose? i do not need to join a group that tells me how to believe OR how not to believe. btw, i don't miss churchy rituals because i was raised in a secular jewish family. robes and saints and all that neither hearken back to nor mock anything in my background. it would be annoyingly like a christian thingy.

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Level 8

Hmm ... atheist church. That's rich. No thanks.

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Level 7

I’m good thanks.

You are good! But the grand nothingness is great! Worship it or well,,, nothing happens...

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Level 10

What no hookers lol

bobwjr Level 10 June 21, 2019
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Hell yeah we'll have hookers! The kind that work for nothing!

@Coffeeman call them special helpers for the lonely

I LOVE that you get my sense of humor!

@motrubl4u I love it! Great joke, but just in case you're not joking,,, what's her number?

@motrubl4u, @bobwjr That's already my balls name
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Level 7

I have more important things to do.

Mire important than saving your eternal soul?! Hehehe
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Level 9

No, thank you.

No?! How are you going to explain this to Satan?! He's gonna be pissed!

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Level 7

Terminology fashioned after that of the church? Ugggg.

THHA Level 7 June 21, 2019
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Thou knowest not of the nature of the most high nothingness!

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Level 8

I would consider attending as a social gathering, perhaps with a meal included, in order to meet some like-minded people in my area, but I would immediately leave at a sermon of any type.

No sermons, just food, beer, and break dancing for Jesus! Hehehe, sorry i forgot my meds today

@Coffeeman You could have left out the "Jesus" comment.
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Level 9

No, thank you.

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Level 8

If there are no tithes, how will you take advantage of your tax-exempt status? 😂

dkp93 Level 8 June 21, 2019
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Right on! Ok, ok, givith me one tenth!

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